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Yokohama Doesn’t Sleep at Night by Somatically_Incorrect
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
03 May 2026
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Something comes to Yokohama wearing borrowed faces. It means no harm. It just wants to belong.
(This work updates irregularly. There isn’t a fixed schedule, but I’ll continue it as consistently as I can. Thank you for your patience.)
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Chuuya just wanted to tell him he had blood on his cheek.
Dazai, unfortunately, is Dazai.
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Jouno has heard ten thousand heartbeats. He can identify a lie before the speaker finishes the sentence, map a room by its echoes, hear fear before the body knows itʼs afraid.
Suehiro Tecchouʼs heart tells him nothing.
This is unacceptable.
(Or: Local man conducts weeks-long psychological experiment to make his coworkerʼs heart flutter).
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Lucy insists that you cannot just declare someone your girlfriend without consent.
Kyouka disagrees.
(Donʼt forget to show creatorʼs style!)
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Deviation from Expected Outcome by Somatically_Incorrect
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
18 Apr 2026
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After a failed mission, Chuuya Nakahara returns to the Port Mafia carrying more than just casualties.
Osamu Dazai is waiting for him with a prank.
Things Donʼt go as planned.
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My contributions. Hope you like them.
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Hereʼs where I put all my weird and kinda morbid daydreams. Hope you dig ʻem!
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Little 5 year old Chuuya wanders to the Armed Detective Agency, and while the Port Mafia are panicking and trying their best to find their missing, vulnerable Executive, Chuuya is happily sipping on a juice box and being fawned over by the ADA.
(or, everyone dotes on tiny Chuuya)
(or, chaos wrapped in a gift box of fluff, topped off with a sprinkle of angst)
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- Part 1 of The Adventures Of Tiny Chuuya
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Sigma wasn't sure what he had walked into, but he instantly knew he probably made a mistake not knocking on the door. Seeing Nikolai kneeling in between Fyodor's legs, the Russian man seated in his chair and stroking the clown's face, was enough for Sigma to realise he had probably interrupted something personal.
Particularly since Fyodor's zipper was undone, and the casino manager could see parts of the terrorist he never had any interest in seeing but now couldn't tear his eyes away from.
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- Part 5 of Decay of Angels Kinktober
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09 Feb 2026
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It’s not like Atsushi doesn’t know about Akutagawa’s massive crush on Dazai. Everyone in Yokohama knows about Akutagawa’s crush on Dazai. Atsushi might be stupid, but he’s not an idiot. (It takes a breakup for Atsushi to realize that he and Akutagawa were dating all along.)
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26 Jan 2026
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Shin Soukoku Valentines(Shin Soukoku) by SakuraSaya
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
14 Feb 2021
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Valentine's Day is here. Atsushi isn't sure what's going on in his head and why Akutagawa keeps coming up. Or why he decides to give chocolate to him. And it all goes wrong. But in a good way.
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- Part 1 of Bungou Stray Dogs Valentines
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Jimmy is Curly's one and only weak spot. An open sore he can't help but pick at and indulge in the want to itch even as it bleeds and oozes out under his fingernails.
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- Part 1 of Anon's fucked up little circus party
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22 Nov 2025