TheOnceandFutureQueenofTarts
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I found an injured mob boss in a Harrods changing room and now he wants to date me?! by TheOnceandFutureQueenofTarts for curioushabitforarivergod
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
25 Dec 2025
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Harry doesn't want to be at Harrods in the first place, but Hermione is extremely pregnant and asked him to pick up a gift for her, and he's a good friend (and also a little terrified of her). Then he gets locked in.
And then he finds a man bleeding in the changing rooms.
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trace of rouge, face of beast by TheOnceandFutureQueenofTarts for Mijienochian
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
25 Dec 2025
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Harry is at this ball looking for information on Voldemort. Something much more pleasurable finds him.
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Jólakötturinn by TheOnceandFutureQueenofTarts for theonee
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
22 Dec 2025
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Harry hears the scratching at the front door from where he’s curled up in his cupboard.
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- Part 6 of Tales from the Purge
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lose yourself in the static by TheOnceandFutureQueenofTarts
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 Dec 2025
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Harry lasts three years after the war.
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the evidence is overwhelming(ly wrong) by Chaos_Bear, curioushabitforarivergod, elevenie, frogsaswell, Lytri, TheOnceandFutureQueenofTarts, tommarvoloriddlesdiary, valkyrie_chemist for osculatrix
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 Nov 2025
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Social media goes wild when a break-up between musician Harry Potter and actor Tom Riddle is revealed.
But were they actually ever together, or is it just the latest fixation of a delusional internet?
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Tales from the Purge by Chaos_Bear, TheOnceandFutureQueenofTarts
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
22 Dec 2025
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These stories are written as part of the Exquisite Corpse server's Purge thing. The secret Purge controller can declare a Purge at any time, meaning everyone participating has 24 hours to write or draw something in line with a given prompt.
All fics are unconnected unless otherwise specified.
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Your legs give way, you hit the ground by TheOnceandFutureQueenofTarts
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 Jan 2025
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Broken Tomarrymort Telephone by BrokenTomarrymortTelephone, Chaos_Bear, chiocchi, curioushabitforarivergod, delineate (K_needs_a_life), elevenie, evaleon70, frogsaswell, goldenzingy46, Hevelius, K_needs_a_life, Kits_Writing, Laserswordtraining, Lytri, Odys_seus, osculatrix, Satine_Ainsel, SilverandBluePhoenix, SquibNation10, t0mmmy, TheOnceandFutureQueenofTarts, ToAStranger, tommarvoloriddlesdiary, valkyrie_chemist, zadezy
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
03 Nov 2024
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Welcome to the Broken Tomarrymort Telephone!
Back in March, during a discussion about the then-newly formed Exquisite Tomarrymort Corpse (coming soon! So exciting!), a few of us decided to play a game of Broken Telephone -- passing a whispered word or phrase around a circle, with it often evolving into something quite different as it goes from person to person.
In our version, the starting person received a secret prompt and wrote a fic based on it. They then created a prompt for the next person by summing up what they had written in a single sentence -- with the caveat that their prompt couldn't use the same words as the prompt they were given. This continued through twenty-six (26!) different authors and artists, each adding their own flair and creativity to the exercise.
Which brings us to now! We're wrapping up the creation part, so it's time to start sharing it with the world. We hope you enjoy what we've created -- we certainly enjoyed making it.
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Promptober 2024 collection by TheOnceandFutureQueenofTarts
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
31 Oct 2024
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“Come on, Ren-kun,” Yukari nudges Ren as he slumps. “I dove into being Pink Argus with little experience myself, and I haven’t regretted it since. Maybe you’ll feel the same.”
Ren thinks about it. His life really couldn’t and shouldn’t revolve completely around the shadow world, he supposes. And he’s not obligated to do any more than this if acting doesn’t agree with him after all.
Ann’s going to freak. Futaba is going to lose her shit.
“You remember the Phantom Thieves of Hearts business a few years back?” The director asks. “It won’t be a complete one to one, but I do have to admit that this series’ plot is loosely based on it.”
Okay, now that’s just unfair. Now Ren has to take the role.
So that’s how Ren becomes a Featherman Ranger.
Or, Amamiya Ren becomes a Featherman actor, bases his character off Akechi, and the real Akechi Goro disastrously simps from afar.
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Bookmarked by TheOnceandFutureQueenofTarts
08 Feb 2026
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so much cackling, such enjoyment
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“You know, when I realized you’d fooled me, I had a couple of seconds where I respected it as much as it infuriated me,” Akechi says conversationally, toying with the tails of Joker’s coat. He pauses. “That’s gone now, I’m afraid. This is pathetic.”
(For Top Goro Week 2024 day 1 - dubcon/first time/praise kink)
Bookmarked by TheOnceandFutureQueenofTarts
03 Feb 2026
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“Do you know,” Akechi asks, sharp and cracking-brittle, his breath unsteady, “What the men you’ve been making a hobby of pissing off do to pretty, idealistic upstarts, Ren?”
“Um,” says Ren, 'we could say he stole the guard’s gun' ringing in his mind, “Kill them, I think, traditionally.”
Akechi makes a sound that’s somewhere between a hysterical laugh and an exhausted groan.
Mercy isn't easy, and you can't come through intact.
Series
- Part 1 of change of plans
Bookmarked by TheOnceandFutureQueenofTarts
30 Jan 2026
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Bookmarked by TheOnceandFutureQueenofTarts
27 Jan 2026
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Akechi knew from the beginning that Akira would escape his own assassination. Their game was exhilarating and Akechi adored the chase.
However, the worthless scum of the underworld can’t be trusted to play nice like Akechi has. If only Akira had someone protecting him, serving him, and would only ask so little in return...
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Bookmarked by TheOnceandFutureQueenofTarts
23 Jan 2026