TheOnceandFutureQueenofTarts

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  1. Summary

    These stories are written as part of the Exquisite Corpse server's Purge thing. The secret Purge controller can declare a Purge at any time, meaning everyone participating has 24 hours to write or draw something in line with a given prompt.

    All fics are unconnected unless otherwise specified.

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    Welcome to the Broken Tomarrymort Telephone!

    Back in March, during a discussion about the then-newly formed Exquisite Tomarrymort Corpse (coming soon! So exciting!), a few of us decided to play a game of Broken Telephone -- passing a whispered word or phrase around a circle, with it often evolving into something quite different as it goes from person to person.

    In our version, the starting person received a secret prompt and wrote a fic based on it. They then created a prompt for the next person by summing up what they had written in a single sentence -- with the caveat that their prompt couldn't use the same words as the prompt they were given. This continued through twenty-six (26!) different authors and artists, each adding their own flair and creativity to the exercise.

    Which brings us to now! We're wrapping up the creation part, so it's time to start sharing it with the world. We hope you enjoy what we've created -- we certainly enjoyed making it.

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    “Come on, Ren-kun,” Yukari nudges Ren as he slumps. “I dove into being Pink Argus with little experience myself, and I haven’t regretted it since. Maybe you’ll feel the same.”

    Ren thinks about it. His life really couldn’t and shouldn’t revolve completely around the shadow world, he supposes. And he’s not obligated to do any more than this if acting doesn’t agree with him after all.

    Ann’s going to freak. Futaba is going to lose her shit.

    “You remember the Phantom Thieves of Hearts business a few years back?” The director asks. “It won’t be a complete one to one, but I do have to admit that this series’ plot is loosely based on it.”

    Okay, now that’s just unfair. Now Ren has to take the role.

    So that’s how Ren becomes a Featherman Ranger.

    Or, Amamiya Ren becomes a Featherman actor, bases his character off Akechi, and the real Akechi Goro disastrously simps from afar.

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    08 Feb 2026

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    so much cackling, such enjoyment

  2. Rec 72

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    “You know, when I realized you’d fooled me, I had a couple of seconds where I respected it as much as it infuriated me,” Akechi says conversationally, toying with the tails of Joker’s coat. He pauses. “That’s gone now, I’m afraid. This is pathetic.”

    (For Top Goro Week 2024 day 1 - dubcon/first time/praise kink)

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    “Do you know,” Akechi asks, sharp and cracking-brittle, his breath unsteady, “What the men you’ve been making a hobby of pissing off do to pretty, idealistic upstarts, Ren?”

     

    “Um,” says Ren, 'we could say he stole the guard’s gun' ringing in his mind, “Kill them, I think, traditionally.”

     

    Akechi makes a sound that’s somewhere between a hysterical laugh and an exhausted groan.

    Mercy isn't easy, and you can't come through intact.

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    30 Jan 2026

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    27 Jan 2026

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    Akechi knew from the beginning that Akira would escape his own assassination. Their game was exhilarating and Akechi adored the chase.

    However, the worthless scum of the underworld can’t be trusted to play nice like Akechi has. If only Akira had someone protecting him, serving him, and would only ask so little in return...

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    23 Jan 2026