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TSATO Volume 5 - Your Heart and Mine by adverbian, dbacklot99, Elenthya, ghst_signal, hakunahistata, Kiratastic_art, Kotias, saucySmutPigeon, vieux_yeux for Soggyfritter
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
06 Jul 2025
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During the last millennium, Crowley and Aziraphale have worked together life after life to better the world as well as they could. The Order of Eden was founded with one objective: finding Aziraphale every time he reincarnates to train him, making him look for Crowley and helping him figure out the fine reasons why this eternal curse is happening and how to make it stop.
Only this time, something is changing, and fast: Crowley’s power is starting to overflow.
There are times when he has to retract away from anybody, as his powers get out of control, provoking high ocean tides, tornadoes and erupting volcanoes. Aziraphale will join him, and will find ways to calm him down and bring him back to reason.
But how long will they be able to last this way?The wish to find a cure to this curse afflicting them becomes nothing else than an urgent necessity.
Final volume coming soon!
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- Part 6 of The Serpent and the Owl
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Crowley’s done something kind again. There must be something Aziraphale can do for him in return. No matter how much he complains about it.
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It’s the very first morning of the rest of their lives. No one’s watching. Nothing to prove to anyone, not anymore. Just the two of them. Together.
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- Part 2 of All Your Life
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Aziraphale comes home one cold late-autumn day: a drabble.
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In which, sharing a cottage on the South Downs, they gradually find their way to themselves, and to each other.
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- Part 1 of All Your Life
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Three nights during wartime, and one night after.
He would take one night. He would take one hour. Even if this was only pity, he would grasp it with both hands and hold it like joy. Even if it turned to dust and ashes on his tongue in the morning, he would keep the memory of sweetness.
“Just for tonight,” he murmured, thumb stroking Aziraphale’s. “No one ever has to know.”
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Crowley tempts. Aziraphale gives in.
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Aziraphale accepts what Crowley offers.
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Merriam-Webster defines “ineffable” as follows:
Ineffable (adj.)
1. Incapable of being expressed in words: indescribable, unspeakable.
2. Not to be uttered: taboo.(Written for a poetry game in the Good Omens After Dark Writers Guild. Prompt: Acrostic poem on the word INEFFABLE.)
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A post-S2 meditation on narrative arcs, astronomy, and love — but make it a sonnet. (Written for a poetry game in the Good Omens After Dark Writers Guild. Prompt: “Starmaker”)
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A little first-time (extremely soft) light bondage on a rainy afternoon, with feelings and tenderness and love.
It was an ancient dream, old as the Garden and a vine that had twined around two branches together, dangerous as the offer of a sheltering wing.
But in this quiet cottage, in this bedroom looking out to the hills and the sea and the sky, certain things were proving possible, after all.
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Bear You on the Breath of Dawn by adverbian for voluptatiscausa
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
16 May 2024
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They’ve had an argument — their first since they moved into their cottage together. They’re still not very good at talking. But this time, they both stay. (A drabble.)
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I worship you in vigils of the night —
Your secret breaths the hissing fall of time,
Your heat the drifting sands within the glass.While Aziraphale works in Heaven, he and Crowley steal hours to meet in secret, under cover of darkness, to plan their resistance to the final war between Heaven and Hell. And perhaps to engage in… other activities.
Oh, and make it a sestina, using the key words “night, time, glass, light, tide, stars.”
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Crowley has wanted Aziraphale for millennia, but Aziraphale has never shown any sign of wanting him. Now, the pollen of a mystery plant has taken root deep inside Aziraphale's being, leaving him feverish and painfully aroused. Without help, Aziraphale could be completely consumed by the plant. The only way to burn it out is intense orgasm.
To save Aziraphale, Crowley must walk a knife's-edge of denial and desire, coercion and consent, fear and trust.
He isn't sure Aziraphale will ever forgive him.
He isn't sure he'll ever forgive himself.
(They do figure it out afterwards, to their mutual, enthusiastically-consensual enjoyment.)
Fic by adverbian; delicious NSFW art by IneffabLeigh! Art is embedded about halfway down — scroll with caution!
(If you want more specific information about the dubcon elements, a detailed, full-spoiler plot summary is available under a read-more in the beginning notes.)
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BooB Omenz - A Vulvastic Extravaganzza by adverbian, amelia_airheart, IneffableCrankShaft, isiaiowin, kunegundia, Letha, Nosferatini, Puddinpocalypse (ValarMorghulis508), sixbynine
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
22 Apr 2024
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This is more than just crackfic. This is an A.Z. Fellatio Production - the penultimate name in bad pornography.
It was written as a gag gift from the GOAD Writers Guild for the Good Omens After Dark subreddit upon the induction of it's 8008 subscriber, and thus it has more breasts than a brothel in a pirate movie. It should not be taken seriously, nor the talent of it's writers taken for granted based on the low quality of this work.
Please forgive us... Or don't bother. We don't care.
A final warning: Do not read this if you are put off by typos, plot holes, or smut so bad that you'd actually be turned off by it. Not intended for those with heart conditions, eyes, or nymphomania.
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Aziraphale goes on a guilt trip. Crowley brings him home again.
This place is full of ghosts.
Time is just another dimension, they say. We trail our pasts behind us, a series of still frames. Trapped in amber. Turned to stone. Every lonely night you walked this floor. Every time you sat in this chair and wept alone. Every time you broke his heart. If you could look back over your shoulder, back along the arrow of time, you'd see them.
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They’d won. They’d torn down Heaven and Hell. They’d set the world free. But the war wasn’t quite over, after all. There were some things left to lose.
(And there were some victories still to come.)
Inspired by The Bomb by Florence + the Machine and Stripped by Depeche Mode.
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“Mmm,” said Crowley. “Insatiable.”
“Utterly,” agreed Aziraphale. “You’re an infinite feast.”
“I take it you don’t want dinner, then.”
“Oh, I want dinner. And I want you.”
“Greedy."
“I am. I believe room service will bring us crêpes. We can stay in bed.”
Or, completely shameless PWP, honeymoon in Paris edition.
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“And all your admirers in Portland Place—if they could see you now—”
“They’d expire on the spot,” said Aziraphale cheerfully, sliding a slow, deliberate hand from Crowley’s hip bone down the furrow of his pelvis. “Or ask to stay and watch the show.” His fingers found soft curls, reached a little farther down. “Oh, they’d have coveted you,” he added. “Gorgeous creature that you are. But I would have kept you all to myself.”
“Oh,”’ sighed Crowley. “They could—oh—they could watch—ah—just to see that you’re mine.”
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- Part 2 of Wrapped Up In Clover
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“[Crowley’s] watch gave the time in twenty world capitals and in a capital city in Another Place, where it was always one time, and that was Too Late.” — Good Omens, by Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
After Aziraphale and Crowley finally break the power of Heaven and Hell, Crowley wants to give Aziraphale time and space to adjust to his new independence. After all, he knows what it’s like, learning to live without Heaven. So Crowley doesn’t push for a relationship right away. He’s letting Aziraphale move at his own pace. No rush.
And then along comes Emerson Bradford: a gorgeous American investor with a heart-melting smile, ocean-blue eyes, and a passion for rare book preservation. He’s heard of Aziraphale. He wants to give Aziraphale everything he needs to take care of his books. He wants to give Aziraphale a lot more, besides. And it seems like Aziraphale wants what Emerson has to give.
Has Crowley finally left things Too Late?
(Spoiler: There is a happy ending!)
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- Part 1 of Wrapped Up In Clover