cosmically_empty_gallows
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Fragile in your hands; shattered in the truth; break me by cosmically_empty_gallows
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
13 Apr 2026
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The first time Dazai killed someone he was--
Hm.
He doesn't remember.
The first time Dazai killed someone he remembered, it was in front of Mori. Of course it was. His first torture was too. Both, giving and receiving. Mori loved taking as many of Dazai's firsts as he could. They were in an alleyway because cliches somehow held narrative importance when talking about his past. When talking about Mori. It was dusk and they were in an alleyway.
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boyfriend on sale by cosmically_empty_gallows
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
09 Apr 2026
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“I–” He says, clearly aggrieved. There’s no way this is a fever dream. Even his own brain could not come up with something like this. No. That means this is real life? He’s going to drown himself in a puddle of water.
“You’re trying to set me up with Ground Zero?” He hisses. It takes all of his effort not to scream. He longs to bang his head into a wall several times. Till he forgets this whole thing. Till the whole world forgets it.
“Why are you shitting yourself over this?” Mitsuki asks, it’s judgemental as fuck, but also a genuine question somehow. Like she doesn’t understand that this is a batshit insane concept.
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Marry me on company time by cosmically_empty_gallows
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
15 Mar 2026
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“Oh, thank fuck.” Touya sighs in relief. “I cannot be bothered to figure out what disguise would best suit me to sneak into an apartment viewing. For some reason, I don’t think a tall and handsome house plant that moves and talks is very inconspicuous.”
Tomura huffs a laugh and it’s the best sound Touya has heard all day. He looks more present already. “What the hell goes on in your head?”
“Thirst trap videos of myself on repeat.” Touya responds easily. “Why? What else is meant to happen?”
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hold my hand (before marriage) by cosmically_empty_gallows
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
10 Mar 2026
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But this. This is new information. Enlightening information.
Tomura’s grin is wide enough to split his face. “You listen when I speak.” He says. It’s not even a question. Doesn’t need to be.
“Fuck off.” Touya grumbles, it’s not even a denial. There’s a blush on his ears that Tomura is pretty sure isn’t just from the weird position he’s in. Holyshit. Tomura’s life is changing before his eyes.
“But then who will hold your hand?”
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Firework? Uh yea, I sure hope it does by cosmically_empty_gallows
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
04 Jan 2026
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“Wake up you shitty waste of space.”
Hitoshi wakes to her beautiful and lovely girlfriend sitting on her and scowling.
“It’s lunch time already, bitch. Come greet the world of the living.”
Ah. Hitoshi sighs. Sleepy smile on her face. “Morning Kats.”
Katsuki flushes, whether it’s embarrassment or anger is yet to be determined. It’s probably both. Hitoshi’s girlfriend is multifaceted like that. Super talented. Super hot. Hitoshi wants to wake up to this sight every day.
loose sequel to "all in the christmas spirit" but u don't need to read that to understand this
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Kinktober '25 by cosmically_empty_gallows
Fandom 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
21 Oct 2025
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omg they were roommates by cosmically_empty_gallows
Fandom 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
15 Jan 2025
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Maybe stupidity is the friends we made along the way by cosmically_empty_gallows
Fandom 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
07 Jan 2025
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The B in Bakugou stands for suffering,,,,,but like it's funny by cosmically_empty_gallows
Fandom 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
01 Sep 2024
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The Dead of Summer by heimai
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
31 Aug 2024
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Dabi is three months into the zombie apocalypse when he gets bitten. He thinks it’s all over until Tomura, a man who’s been prepping for doomsday for years, saves him. Now, with the zombie’s curse slowly creeping up Dabi’s arm, the two make their way across the country to find a cure, and Dabi learns that there’s much more to Tomura than meets the eye. Nonsense ensues.
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perpetual motion by helahound
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
06 Jul 2025
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Perpetual motion; the motion of bodies that continues forever in an unperturbed system.
"Usually, the new ones are screaming by now. Not worried I’m going to slit your throat?”
Cool metal presses a little harder into his neck.
Touya snorts. “With a butter knife? Maybe if it was one of those pretty feathers I’d actually be concerned.”
Or, Touya is offered a job at a HPSC facility. It's not what he expects.
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19 Apr 2026
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i tried to hold him (but it didn't really last long) by theyaremycrocs
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
21 Feb 2023
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Realistically, Dabi should be mad.
Dabi should be mad because Hawks got hit with a quirk on patrol and didn’t tell him until it was too late; he didn’t text to cancel their meeting at Hawks’ place and didn’t even tell Dabi anything was up until he was playfully patting his shoulder, conveniently forgetting that the quirk was touch-activated.
After a sharp burst of light and a good minute of loud ringing in his ears, he came to, finding himself in Hawks’ body instead of his own. Hawks hadn’t even looked apologetic, either, just a little shocked while Dabi was trying to get a grip on what just happened and not freak out.
Hawks had looked taken aback but the expression was on Dabi’s own face and it was just- weird. And it could have been easily avoided.
So, all things considered, he should be mad. But he’s… not.
or: hawks and dabi swap bodies. dabi's forgotten what it feels like to be healthy.
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Dazai and Fyodor Should Never Have Been Put In The Same Room: A Case Study by thecursedsword
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
30 Oct 2021
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A diary, accounting one Mersault prison guard's descent into madness having to watch the world's gayest criminal masterminds get up to humorous shenanigans. They do it all. They recite my immortal. They play dnd. They gaslight the guards. They talk in binary code. They catcall each other. They have "sleepovers". Was it all part of their plan, or are they just incredibly bored? No one knows.
Basically, 4000 words of fyozai trolling a very tired guard
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Bookmarked by cosmically_empty_gallows
23 Mar 2026
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don't let bitterness become you by persimmonsandcats
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
25 Sep 2024
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“Chuuya.” Dazai says, in a way that makes Chuuya think Dazai has said his name once already.
“Dazai.” He responds. When he looks up, he accidentally focuses on Dazai’s mouth, the deep raw color of the bruise growing on his cheek. Chuuya blinks, rocks on his feet, looks away.
“I said did you kill them?” Dazai asks after a long pause. His voice is uncomfortably even.
Chuuya looks at Dazai and the violence in his eyes shakes him to his core. His stomach floods with want. His toes curl in his shoes.
Chuuya nods, a jerk of his head. His ribs ache. Dazai evaluates him.
“We need to go.” Dazai says.
I am afraid of the power you hold over me, Chuuya thinks and says—
“Yeah.”
Dazai steps on a body when they leave, eyes trained elsewhere. It makes a sound like ice cracking.
Dazai doesn’t look down.
The palms of Chuuya’s hands itch.
Bookmarked by cosmically_empty_gallows
21 Feb 2026