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chris and hone's cottagecore lifestyle (the end will shock y by ell_if_i_know
Fandoms: Shortland Street: The Musical
26 Sep 2025
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chris and hone cottagecore lifestyle
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- Part 5 of frantic fanfic (shorty edition)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 274
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 11
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Love is Blind (and so is hatred) by ell_if_i_know
Fandoms: Shortland Street: The Musical
26 Sep 2025
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greg feeney goes on a blind date
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- Part 4 of frantic fanfic (shorty edition)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 316
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 7
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"Beach Episode" Starring: The Janitor by ell_if_i_know
Fandoms: Shortland Street: The Musical
26 Sep 2025
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the most important character gets some screentime
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- Part 3 of frantic fanfic (shorty edition)
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chris has a bad breakup and ambo 2 helps him out
if you know me irl no you don't
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- Part 1 of frantic fanfic (shorty edition)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 371
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 1
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- 31
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lionejk and greg get gay married by ell_if_i_know
Fandoms: Shortland Street: The Musical
09 May 2025
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it's a normal day at the bakery,,, OR IS IT?!??!?!?!?
if you know me irl NO YOU DON'T
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- Part 2 of frantic fanfic (shorty edition)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 265
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 1
- Hits:
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Here within is my Time Travel Fix-It story, Right by Them and its eventual epilogues. Each work in here is a self-contained story, with Right by Them being the main story and all following being self-contained epilogues to it. Epilogues can be read in any order and can be read independently of each other, but it's suggested you read Right by Them first, or else they won't make as much sense.
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Bookmarked by ell_if_i_know
09 Apr 2026
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Pete sees eyes watching, laughing, crying. He sees a pair of eyes watch him ignore Tinky’s taunt and then lie awake at night wondering what could have been. He sees different fingers on a different keyboard. He sees every moment of his life and of the many lives he’s lived and will ever live flash before his eyes.
Pete feels something in his mind catch, like fingers holding the corners of a piece of paper, and then the fingers tear the paper right down the middle. Pete makes a gasping sound, painful and grating as the overload of information causes his mind to literally split into pieces. The sound of his mind ripping is like a thousand screams overlapping at once- terrible and incomprehensible.
So like, What if when Tinky said that line about having a full set of Spankoffskis in his toy box, it was after Ted had gone missing? What if Pete acted a little irrationally and demanded to know what happened to his brother?
What if Tinky showed him?
Bookmarked by ell_if_i_know
21 Mar 2026
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When Grace invited Max to spend the night together at a big-ass villa in Witchwood Forest, Max was all in. Having been lured in with promises of helping her 'babysit' and 'keeping her safe in that big scary house', Max took the bait, mostly hoping to get another night away from his dad's house.
But when Grace starts acting weird and abandons him with no phone and no car keys, Max is left to fend both for himself and for the kid they were babysitting. But the house isn't just haunted, it's so much worse than that.The yellow house won't kill you, but with your traumas used against you, you'll wish it did.
Bookmarked by ell_if_i_know
21 Mar 2026
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thank matter for mass and the comfort of gravity by tardistism
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Series - Team StarKid
29 Jan 2025
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’ Pete babbled on, filling the sickeningly quiet empty space with words. His sobs were only punctuated by Ruth over the phone, shouting at the 911 operator. ‘
⤷ or , richie isn’t okay . he isn’t ready to confront it.
Bookmarked by ell_if_i_know
16 Mar 2026
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“Marriage is mostly doing the dishes,” Mr. Matthews says again. “And the first time we did the dishes together, she didn’t criticize me on anything, and she just seemed to know where all the clean plates needed to go. That was when I knew.”
Paul, sixteen, had squirmed a little. “Is that. Like.. a metaphor? Or—”
Mr. Matthews saves them both further embarrassment. “I mean it very literally.” He turned on his turn signal. Paul remembers that clearly, the sound of the blinking under their conversation. “Marriage is mostly living your life together, and it’s all the little, mundane part of life, cohabiting. Marriage is mostly doing the dishes together. If you find someone who does them the same way you do, that’s how you know you’re set.”
Bookmarked by ell_if_i_know
14 Mar 2026

