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    A collection of some of my sanders sides stories !

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  1. Public Bookmark 6

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    “I’m just saying," Fabian prompts, "my offer should be a little more tempting. If you want to go on some noble adventures by my side, the spot is yours.”

    “Oh, and how noble are they, pirate?” Riz jokes with a crooked smile.

    “Would you like to see for yourself?”

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    or: Years after graduation, Riz joins Fabian as a crew member on the Hangman III. They explore each and every corner of the Celestine Sea, facing all kinds of hardship, while exploring their feelings for one another. "the years at sea" is a sweeping adventure story, but it is also an exploration of queerplatonic relationships, devotion, and non-traditional love.

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    12 May 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 4

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    To the outside world, Becky Barnes survived an attempted murder at the hands of her boyfriend, Tom Houston.

    To the outside world, Becky Barnes tried to get custody of Tom's son Tim.

    To the outside world, Becky Barnes is slowly unraveling when things don't go her way.

    But on the inside, Jane Houston is just trying to retain some semblance of her old life. She's no longer in her old body, her husband is locked away, and her son is in the custody of her sister. No one knows she's alive. No one knows who she is anymore, and no one -- not even Jane Houston -- knows what she's truly capable of when she decides to fight back.

    A continuation of the Nightmare Time episode, Jane's A Car.

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    29 Mar 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 35

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    Ever since she was a toddler, Grace Chasity knew she was going to die for the sins of Hatchetfield.

    It was an honor bestowed upon her at birth. She was His prophet, and when her blood is spilled, the members of her congregation will rejoice. The citizens of Hatchetfield will forever be safe from His wrath, their sins will be forgiven, and their debts will be washed away.

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    On her eighteenth birthday, Grace Chasity is supposed to be sacrificed for the Lord. But in the months leading up to the ceremonial day, Grace makes friends worth living for. As the clock ticks down, Grace has to decide whether she wants to fight to survive, or resign to the fate that’s been assigned to her. Luckily, she has friends who will stand by her side the whole way.

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    18 Jul 2025

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    Ted Spankoffski is a lot of things: an asshole, a sleazeball, the 'other person' of more than a few adultery allegations, pansexual, and, most importantly, an unlucky fucking bastard.

    Except, this time, the story isn't about him. (It never really is, though, is it?) This time the only thing you need to know about Ted Spankoffski is that he's a big brother.

    And it's about damn time his little brother got a taste of that good, old fashioned Spankoffski luck, don't you think?

    (Alternatively titled: Ted's perspective on Nerdy Prudes Must Die)

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    13 Jul 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 49

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    LOSE YOUR MIND AT LORDSPAWN'S NEXT SHOW.
    FEATURING WATCHER, STONE, SMILEY, AND BEX.
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    Peter Spankoffski lives a double life as a bassist for a masked metal band. Not a solitary soul outside his bandmates knows; not his best friends, not his brother, not even the girl he tutors, Stephanie Lauter.

    Stephanie Lauter goes to the first gig of a local metal band with the Smoke Club and quickly becomes a groupie, and a friend of a certain bassist who refuses to take off his mask in front of her.

    But this is Hatchetfield! It'd be too easy if his secrecy was their only problem...
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    Beta-read by pinetree_in_hatchetfield :D thanks Pine!!!!

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    13 Jul 2025

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