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He couldn’t name it—nothing quite like he’d seen in his years. This version of Dennis that he’d been bestowed with.
Tender, soft, plush. Something only Robby could give and take, could mend. Borderline cathartic.
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saw something on twitter that said "no smut just aftercare" and i took it to heart.
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eddyville population: Shane Hollander by normalnessissadness
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
01 Feb 2026
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“Do you—Maybe do you think we could… Try something, this time?”
Ilya cocked his head to the side– he was wondering in what regard. Ilya was not planning on doing anything but fucking around for two weeks. Maybe not even leaving the cottage for the entirety. He had brainrot to consume, a husband to fuck, warm sunny days to enjoy.
“I mean… but like, what?” Ilya continued, egging him on.
“Maybe… you can fuck me…?”
“I already do that,” Ilya was so confused.
“... high?” Shane finally breathed out. It had been months, surely Ilya was okay with it now.
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Or Shane wants Ilya to have his way with him, while he’s in eddyville (title inspired by Lord Broski herself)
A part two to a fic I wrote, don’t have to be read it to enjoy this but I will make a collection so they’re both there.
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“‘S not that bad, Ilya. Just sore.”
“I know—but my job is to take care of you.”
“Can take care of myself,” Shane replied, matter of fact.
“I’m offering to do it for you. Is not something I haven’t seen, especially of you.”
“Yeah, because you’d let me look at your hemorrhoid.” Shane taunted back.
“I would actually,” Ilya huffed out. “If showing my butthole to you like cat means I can help you, then I will moon you in this living room, Shane.”
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keep your bliss (nothing wrong w/ this) by normalnessissadness
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
25 Jan 2026
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“He watches anime?”
“Not important Shane,” Ilya shook his head. “He takes edibles sometimes, to help him relax. He says it makes him feel he can only ‘think one train of thought at a time’? Maybe something you need?”
Shane thought for a second, at first against it but they weren’t not allowed to have marijuana. It used to be a big deal, but now the rules have relaxed a little. And Shane was not a rookie anymore - he was a grown man. In actuality, he had no rules or expectations.
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A eight page character study of Shane Hollander
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As if on cue, a sharp cry rang from the monitor as Junie awoke. She soothed herself quickly - she was remarkably intelligent for a baby - but soon she streamed out a “Dadadada!” in quick succession. “She is mad at you, she told me,” Ilya laughed.
“I guess I’ll go speak with the boss - you look like you could use a shower.” Shane offered, hoping Ilya would take this time to take care of himself. Shane wouldn’t even blame Ilya if he stepped into the cold to have a cigarette - of course as long as he washed his hands before seeing the baby.
“Heard,” Was all Ilya replied with, quickly grabbing dirty bottles to throw in the sink before going off.
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It’s his Robby, now. Older, familiar. His hair is hidden by a baseball cap that Dennis can’t see the logo of. He has a toothpick in his mouth, a coat on. He looks different, good-different.
He looks like Nebraska. He looks like home.
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Hi Ilya,
My name is Shane! I don’t speak Russian, I hope that’s okay. I’m also 25 years old and I love hockey too! So we have some things in common.
I’ve never written an inmate before. I don’t really know why I’m doing this. I guess I’m lonely. I’m not very good at making friends or dating. I think maybe I can be a bit awkward in person, but I’m good at writing. So I hope that’s okay.
or Shane Hollander finds Ilya Rozanov on WriteAPrisoner.com and sends him an email.
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