notallsandmen (notallmaenads)
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- The Sandman (Comics) (16)
- The Sandman (TV 2022) (16)
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Over The Line by notallsandmen (notallmaenads)
Fandoms: The Sandman (TV 2022), The Sandman (Comics)
01 Sep 2024
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1889. A few hours after their fight, Dream of the Endless uses his orb to call Hob Gadling’s telephone to apologise.
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Lethe-lunged by notallsandmen (notallmaenads) for LittleAprilFlowers
Fandoms: The Sandman (Comics), The Sandman (TV 2022)
29 Jan 2024
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After the failed 1889 meeting, Hob goes to an opium den, intending to lose himself to a combined moping session/white guilt meltdown. Delirium decides to visit for a pep-talk/eldritch intervention. Things escalate slightly.
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- Part 1 of Throw roses into the abyss
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A Lesson In Tribology by notallsandmen (notallmaenads) for BeatnikFreak, behold_me
Fandoms: The Sandman (TV 2022), The Sandman (Comics)
08 Jan 2024
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Tribology: The science of friction, lubrication, and wear.
Or, the Hob Titty Fucking Dream fic
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Putting Out Fire With Gasoline by notallsandmen (notallmaenads)
Fandoms: The Sandman (Comics), The Sandman (TV 2022)
24 Jun 2023
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“You are late. I thought it was impolite to keep friends waiting?”
“We’re not friends. We’re not… anything. You’ve made that perfectly clear.”Dream does not get fishbowled and does turn up for the 1989 meeting, only to find that Hob does not appear.
Hob has not been not captured or detained; he just stands him up.
Or — what if Hob was a little less of a forgiving, patient cinnamon roll, and a little bit more of an salty bitch and went: ”You abandon me in the 1889, I will ghost you in 1989.”Inspired by Cat People (Putting Out Fire) by David Bowie
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License my roving hands by notallsandmen (notallmaenads) for Avelera, acadethicc, issylra
Fandoms: The Sandman (Comics), The Sandman (TV 2022)
17 May 2023
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“License my roving hands, and let them go,
Before, behind, between, above, below.”
— “To His Mistress Going to Bed”, by John Donne (1572–1631)
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Throw roses into the abyss by notallsandmen (notallmaenads)
Fandom The Sandman (Comics), The Sandman (TV 2022)
29 Jan 2024
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The title is from Friedrich Nietzsche’s Posthumous Fragments, dating November 1882 to February 1883:
’…throw roses into the abyss and say, "Here is my thanks to the monster who didn’t succeed in swallowing me alive.”’- Words:
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the honk zone by BeatnikFreak, behold_me, chaosheadspace, CourfeyracFredMariusCratchit, notallsandmen (notallmaenads), Quilling, tharkuun, The_KickIt_Domain, Wildshadows
Fandom The Sandman (Comics), The Sandman (TV 2022)
04 Mar 2024
- Words:
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Dream Therapy by notallsandmen (notallmaenads)
Fandom The Sandman (Comics), The Sandman (TV 2022)
26 Feb 2023
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Look, retroactively overwriting traumatic memories with The Cure-laced angst and Norse folklore incubus nightmare sex also counts as therapy. Probably. I have no one to blame but Robert Smith, Norse folklore, and myself.
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"You came to the edge of Time and Night, at the borders of oblivion, to offer me the chance to undo my death and return to life?"
"Before I answer that question, I want to know if you're about to call me an idiot."
"I cannot swear that I am not," Dream says, with the faintest hint of a smile. "Even for you, Hob, this is dangerous. More than you understand. And yet," he adds before Hob can formulate a defence, "I am. Honoured. You should not have come, but..."
"But you're kind of glad I did, aren't you?"
(Hob Gadling attends the funeral of the King of Dreams. But that isn't where the story ends. It's only where it begins.)
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Bookmarked by notallsandmen (notallmaenads)
02 Aug 2025
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submerge your inhibition by vectacular
Fandoms: The Sandman (TV 2022), The Sandman (Comics)
22 Mar 2024
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Dream finds himself working with fellow model Robert Gadling on a photoshoot, to his pleasure.
Bookmarked by notallsandmen (notallmaenads)
23 Mar 2024
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“You said you wanted more did you not?” The centaur smirks. “I am simply acquiescing to your request.”
That was not… no, nevermind, that was exactly what Hob meant when he said it. He just didn’t realize Dream would find a way to do it.
Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a horny centaur. Apparently.
More Horse Girl Hob AU. I have no excuse for this.
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- Part 3 of Not Immune to the Horse Girl Hob AU
Bookmarked by notallsandmen (notallmaenads)
17 Mar 2024
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"Hob?" Dream stands in his peripheral vision, one hoof pawing the ground, as Hob hangs the last of the laundry on the line running from the corner of the barn to the oak tree out back. "Is it… normal… for humans to masturbate as often as you do?"
Hob trips, wobbles, and falls over, grabbing for the clean sheet he had just hung on his way down, which of course just gets ripped from the line and comes with him, wafting on the breeze to cover him as he lands on his ass in the dirt. "What?!"
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- Part 2 of Not Immune to the Horse Girl Hob AU
Bookmarked by notallsandmen (notallmaenads)
17 Mar 2024
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Soft Hands by Delta_Pavonis for Amielot, Aria_Lerendeair, Torte
Fandoms: The Sandman (TV 2022), The Sandman (Comics)
16 Oct 2023
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He awakes from sleeping in the barn to the sound of Hob's voice, but it is let loose in no tone Dream has ever heard from the man before. Hob is far off, perhaps at the treeline on the far side of the pasture, but Dream can still hear the sounds of his... distress?
Horse Girl Hob AU has us all by the throat. I am not immune.
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- Part 1 of Not Immune to the Horse Girl Hob AU
Bookmarked by notallsandmen (notallmaenads)
17 Mar 2024