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  1. Public Bookmark 28

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    Ryland Grace is right. He is also, as of seventy-two hours ago, unemployed and no longer welcome near a UNESCO conference. These things are related, as is everything that follows.

    This is the story of how the best science teacher at Grover Cleveland Middle School ended up there, and what he had to leave behind first.

    A Project Hail Mary prequel.

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    18 May 2026

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    Ever since she’d been small, Hermione’s reward for good marks had been a rampage through a bookshop, so the day she tore open her O.W.L.s results and triumphantly brandished the eleven Outstandings, her beaming mother said, “We’ll go to Foyles tomorrow,” without any discussion required.

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    29 Apr 2026

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    At the age of five, Sam is kidnapped by mech.
    At the age of seven, he is rescued.

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    28 Apr 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 25

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    The summer following The Lives of Christopher Chant, Christopher meets an old friend while investigating a mysterious death.

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    26 Mar 2026

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    This is a tutorial/live example on how to make large images fit on mobile browsers but remain normal size on desktop browsers.

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    06 Mar 2026

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    This a tutorial/live example on how to have text change or appear once a cursor is hovering over it. Helpful for pop-up spoilers, language translations, quick author's notes, etc.

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    21 Feb 2026

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    Prowl, widowed consort of King Tarantulas of Polyhex, finds himself making a humiliating bargain with his bonded’s assassin and successor in order to save his own life and that of his sparkling. King Jazz, meanwhile, is looking forward to helping Prowl get back to his normal life and away from courtesan politics… not that he asked Prowl about it first.

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    The One Where Prowl's the Royal Mistress And Is Plotting Jazz's Downfall

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    The Protestant Reformation AU no one asked for.

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    20 Feb 2026

  8. Public Bookmark 30

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    Somehow, somewhere, a Neville-shaped hole has been ripped through reality. Each of the Neville Longbottoms from the related worlds are being pulled through to the same place. For some it's a curse, for Number Five, it's a blessing. But they can't all stay in the same world forever, and Number Five might be the only one who can fix the gap before the paradox causes the entire world series to collapse - if he can do it without being dragged back into his real life nightmares. (note: while technically a Chrestomanci crossover, you don't need to be familiar with the Chrestomanci universe to read this story)

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    04 Feb 2026

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    The bath takes care of the sweat. Takes care of the burnt bits of skin and fat that still cling to his palm. Zuko scrubs his body until it’s raw, blushing red; he dunks his head under the hot water and stays there, staring up at the dark, vaulted ceiling of the washroom until his lungs run out of breath to use.
    The oil of honeysuckle and opium and cinnamon, sweet and sharp and earthy, does not wash the stench of scorched flesh out of his nose.

    Zuko falls asleep on the evening of his official coronation, when he’s twenty-one-years old and has finally reached his majority. Zuko wakes on the morning of the Agni Kai with his father, eight years earlier.
    This is annoying for several reasons, like the fact that the War is still ongoing, that he has zero friends, and that Ozai is not in jail.
    It’s time to scheme.

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    03 Feb 2026

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    Tubbo arrives on Hermitcraft, Ranboo half-dead in his arms.

    It goes, by every metric, worse than you might expect.

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    23 Jan 2026

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    “This… this would qualify as a mental breakdown, right?” Triton asked, frowning over his shoulder to where Percy was still fuming in the corner. The lady at the counter curiously glanced over before lifting a questioning brow. “My brother – half-brother, technically, I have much better breeding – decided to run away from home to where our father can’t reach him and now he won’t leave. And now I can’t leave unless he leaves,” Triton continued. Percy opened his mouth to object that wasn’t what happened at all, but the tyrant only waved a hand to silence him. “He’s seen war or whatever, so if you could maybe just drug him then I’ll throw him into a suitcase and we can be out of here by the Summer Solstice!”

    Silence. Finally, the woman cleared her throat and turned to Percy.

    “I’m guessing he’s the one you want checked into the mental hospital?” She asked. Triton gasped as Percy punched the air in victory.

    “Aha!”

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    Getting in trouble works a little differently when your parent is an all-powerful god. Sometimes you have to escape to the land beyond gods and get your immortal brother turned human to drag you back so you can be exploded a million pieces. You know, normal teenage stuff.

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    30 Dec 2025

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    Alex had settled into his life as an ex-reluctant spy. He went to the local university, kept up with his part-time job, and kept his head down. Unfortunately, that's not good enough for the bad guys still out in the world that want him dead. And after an encounter with a certain Colonel John Sheppard, Alex's perfectly settled, completely normal life is turned on its head.

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    17 Dec 2025

  13. Public Bookmark 52

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    An AU where Harry is a girl. Series title from "Take Me Anywhere" by Tegan and Sara.

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    16 Nov 2025

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    The year was 1988, and on one quiet Sunday morning in the early days of a blisteringly hot July, the Dursleys departed from Number Four Privet Drive. This, by itself, was of little consequence. They habitually went to church most Sunday mornings. Except... this time they simply didn't return.

    SS&HP Mentor/Friend/Severitus-style fic.

    This story is complete in four chapters which will be posted weekly. The fic is the first in the Storm Surge series. The sequel is now being posted and is called Acid Reigns.

    Written as a gift for my discord friend Serena: congratulations on sitting your medical exams! (But also, intended as a gift for Nocturn and Renee, who are ever in my corner cheering me on).

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    06 Nov 2025

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    Based on u/mlatu315's prompt on reddit:
    Harry had always been told his parents were dead, but when he was 5 he learned the truth: he was unwanted. That was the year his baby sister was left on the Dursley's doorstep.

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    03 Nov 2025

  16. Public Bookmark 14

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    When Adelia's prior engagement to a fellow noble fell through, she suddenly found herself engaged to a monster in human skin. Lord Emmertal was known for having been married trice already, each wife not surviving his home and just as Adelia thought she, too, would have to walk to her death dressed in white, someone else unexpectedly demanded her hand.

    Lord Rowan Morrow, one of the warlords of the Wilds, an untamed, harsh land filled with worshippers of the old gods and monsters, a man with a bloody reputation and full of secrets. But as the closest friend of the king, he was not denied his request and so she found herself handed off to him instead.

    Time would only tell if he was a better choice than Lord Emmertal.

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    30 Oct 2025

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    When he was little, he’d dreamed of being an astronaut, of going to space, like every kid did.

    Space was fun, exploratory.

    Or it was supposed to be.

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    29 Oct 2025

  18. Public Bookmark 53

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    Sometimes, for entirely understandable reasons, you end up under the impression that your great-aunt's secret lover may or may not be a vampire. Sometimes, it turns out that the universe is a whole lot stranger than that. All's well that end's well, though. Or close enough, anyway.

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    19 Sep 2025

  19. Public Bookmark 90

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    “What the fuck did I just fix?” Ikkaku breathes out. She’s keeping one hand firmly on Law’s shoulder, out of sheer instinct, but the other is creeping towards her boilersuit’s hidden pocket and the knife tucked inside.

    “As I said, my voicebox! Oh, it’s going to be so delightful to hold a proper conversation again, and- AHA! SHACHI!” Somewhere else in the ship, echoing down the metal corridors, they hear the young man’s startled shriek, presumably as the- Tang? Ghost of the Tang? Talks directly to him. “Yes you, stop screaming, it’s only me- stop leaving your dirty clothes lying about! Don’t you know how much bacteria can generate from just a single smelly sock? Captain is quite particular about such things, as you good and well know-!”

    “...Ikkaku,” Law mutters, while the voice abruptly drops in volume a second time - they can still hear the echo of it, elsewhere, presumably continuing to fuss at Shachi, but it’s no longer talking in two places at once. “Our ship talks.”

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    13 Sep 2025

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    When he finally gets the door open, there's a man standing in the middle of his room. Red Hood. He looks incongruous in Peter’s space, with his sturdy combat boots brushing against a dirty t-shirt that got left on the floor last night.

    “Hey, that was pretty fast,” he says brightly. “I’d love to see how fast you can go when you aren’t taking detours to lose a tail first.”

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    That one where Peter ends up in Gotham after the events of NWH and is determined to stay on his own so that nobody can get hurt, but the Bats refuse to get the memo.

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    09 Sep 2025

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