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Instead of Soap being recruited into 141 as per the original lore, it goes a little something like this:
Ghost wakes up in a pit underneath a building with a bomb attached to him. Soap has trained as an explosives and ordinance disposal tech, and is the only person that could be found to come and at least try to save him. It should be fraught, and tense, and miserable all around, and it is; a whole lot of Ghost slowly losing his mind while Soap does everything he can to save his life. But it would probably be easier if Ghost wasn't a stress-flirter, and if Soap wasn't the kind of endlessly competent that he loved, and if, by virtue of their situation, they didn't keep ripping open each other's wounds and then patching each other back up again after.
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We got isekai’d into anime Disney and all we got was this dumb t-shirt by hermit_crankster09, Rubberducky22_67
Fandoms: Twisted-Wonderland (Video Game), Twisted Wonderland - Fandom
27 Feb 2026
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Kaylee and Frankie are your basic teenage best friends: stupid, unserious, and in need of therapy. That need for therapy grows after they find themselves in a strange world after being ran over by a carriage. Suddenly, they find themselves in a school apparently for young magicians, in a world they are not part of. With no way back home, these dumbasses with no filter whatsoever must find their way home, while also unfortunately still having to suffer through school. Did they mention it was all men? Disgusting.
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“No fucking way…” Kaylee whispered loudly, looking distraught at the space around them and its strange attributes. “…I think we accidentally joined a cult or some shit.”
“No shit, dummy. There’s fucking coffins everywhere.” Frankie retorted back, narrowing her eyes as she whipped her head in her friend's direction.
Prologue:1-8
Book One:9-?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
P.S: this is just a joke fic me and my friend made 💔 don’t cancel us gang
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Be very careful when getting into a taxi! Who knows how it might end? Maybe with a football team...
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Будьте дуже уважними, коли сідаєте в таксі! Бо хтозна, чим це може закінчитися? Можливо, футбольною командою...
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You're Ganyu's adopted daughter, another half-qilin like her, and you've come to Sumeru to study. He's the infamous Scribe, known for his intellectual prowess and his 'purely logical' approach to things. Will you two find the courage to say the forbidden words in this land of reason, or will you just stay apart forever, drifting?
(this was written on an impulse so i apologise for the quality in advance)
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Deltarune but it’s basically an apocalypse and the characters face life and death situations and it’s awesome read now!1!1!!1!!!
THIS FIC IS A JOKE, ONLY TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY IF YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE IT
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El guión de la novela del CEO dominante es poco fiable by Mikhael
Fandoms: Original Work
26 Feb 2026
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Había una vez un CEO dominante, que era frío, imponente...y dominante, pues.
Había también, un conejito blanco, puro y tierno pero valiente que se enamora del CEO dominante a pesar de su frialdad.
...e incluso, en su profundo amor por el CEO acepta ser un sustituto de la luz de luna blanca que tanto ha añorado.
Tras malentendidos, celos y pruebas, su amor puro prevalece ante las adversidades.
Guardaespaldas:...pero nos importa una mierda su historia.
La triste historia de un pequeño guardaespaldas que tiene que cuidar del Shou.
Guardaespaldas: estarás a mi cuidado, por favor, prioriza tu seguridad. (¬_¬")
Shou: entendido ദ്ദി ˉ͈̀꒳ˉ͈́ )✧
[El shou asistiendo a un lugar oscuro y solitario solo porque su rival amoroso le dijo que tenia un secreto que contarle sobre el CEO, casi terminando secuestrado].
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(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻Shou:...dijo por favor.
Veremos el mundo a través de los ojos de los extras.
Esta es una sátira sobre el cliché del romance de un CEO dominante y el humilde shou blanco y puro.
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Let’s imagine that during their Akademiya years Cyno and Tighnari shared a dorm room. They slowly fall in love while trying not to drop out. The fic is based on my own college experience as a biology major sharing a room with a chemistry major.
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总而言之，作为一只水豚，什琴斯尼退休失败了。
超自然生物の足球运动员生活喜剧（也许）
已经演变成某种意义上的巴萨群像（E1：波兰水豚想过平静生活（3c×库包主场）
E2：关于不老魔女的几件小事（莱万×加维）
E3：你的上一刻是什么时候?（or佩德里从时间链上脱开了）
E4：世界上最蠢的问题（荷兰双德）
E5：一天（或：亚马尔陷入时间循环后的紧急处理办法）
E6：一只女巫走进更衣室（法鸡西甲罗朱）
E9：鼠类男子图鉴（突然间我们欢迎新人）
E7：朋友，看看那月亮（极少量ferri)
E8：你从哪里来？（or 巴萨多重宇宙概论）
E10：马丁的早晨（突然间我们生贺） -
Ghost Town by Redgeandlilly
Fandoms: The Dresden Files - Jim Butcher, Anita Blake: Vampire Hunter - Laurell K. Hamilton
26 Feb 2026
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Anita Blake is a dead woman walking. Literally. Her life has taken a radical turn in the last year. When she's not dodging the unwanted attentions of a White Court vampire, she's busy tracking down lost items and besting paranormal baddies alongside her new partner, the infamous Harry Dresden. But the detective business isn't always what it's cracked up to be. Her status as an alleged ectomancer has earned her the side-eye from the powers that be. She'll have to tread carefully and keep her secret at all costs or risk losing everything she holds dear.
A collection of short stories in this crossover universe.
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- Part 2 of Dead To Rights
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14 year old angel gets a gun in history class by BrotherChomper666 (Experiment666)
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
26 Feb 2026
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Purpled: my past teachers were literal demons bro
Tommy: maybe not literal but definitely with ill intent 💀
Purpled: yeah no shit not literal demons don’t exist buddy
Boobkisser: wrongk
Boobkisser: Demon very real have u met tommyTommy: i am NYAWT a demon tnx
Boobkisser: and also the tall man i see when i sleep i think hws a demon
Tommy: no that’s ranboo
Ranboo: uhm… Tubbo please get that checked out
Boobkisser: psaichosis 😍
Boobkisser: he tells me he is hungry
Boobkisser: he wants me to feed him the souls of the innocentDrista: im telling a trusted adult
in other words:
Tommy, an angel, starts freshman year at Essempi high, but evil spirits come to haunt the students and people are dying all over.
To solve this mystery, Tommy and his friends investigate the strange things happening in the school, while also dealing with their own, non-magical issues.
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feat. many other characters, some ships, and my terrible humor. and also my totally non obvious character biases. mix of chatfic and actual writing!Series
- Part 1 of 3XY's 14YOA!Universe
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High School AU. Katara hates Aang. He’s the star of the basketball team, everything he does seems effortless, and all the girls at school are obsessed with him. So she’s proud to be his lone hater. But when she starts to see the real Aang beneath the perfect image, her perspective begins to shift in ways she never expected.
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Sans should have been the one telling everybody to evacuate during the earthquake, but no. He wasn't patrolling at that time. What else could you expect from him?
The worst thing? Your puzzles are broken, and no one seems to care.
The worst WORST thing? The flower that got tangled in the wires is telling things that must be untrue!!!!
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What if insects were also to have turned anthropomorphic and live like the rest of the animals in Beastars well let's see?
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BLUE ICE - Fourth Wing - POV Ridoc by Birch_Silver
Fandoms: The Empyrean - Rebecca Yarros
25 Feb 2026
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“Liam Mairi,” he says, his voice calm, like he just walked across a bridge over a creek, not a foot-wide path over a damn ravine.
And gods help me, it’s turning me on.
He gives me a quick glance from his ice-blue eyes. His short blond hair is just as soaked as mine, plastered to his head like he styled it with too much gel. What a ridiculously attractive man. He opens his cold-pale lips to speak, but before he can say anything, the redhead cuts in and steals his attention. I could scream. Now he’s looking at her instead of me. Talking to her instead of me.
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This work describes the events of the first book (Fourth Wing) from the point of view of Ridoc Gamlyn. This story will be about how Ridoc experiences the first year at Basgiath War College and falls for Liam Mairi.
The story begins in the queue outside the parapet on Conscription Day, where Ridoc and Liam meet.
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Dignified by Apiary11
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga), Marvel, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Marvels (Movie 2023)
25 Feb 2026
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After his plan to take over the world on Earth failed, Odin banished Loki to another world as punishment, stripping him of all his powers until he was deemed worthy again. However, instead of ending up in the world of humans, the god of mischief landed in the world of One Piece, where he encounters the pirate captain Trafalgar Law. (Crossover One Piece / Marvel's Thor & The Avengers films, focus on One Piece)
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Three Tales of Chelm by Anonymous for Zdenka
Fandoms: Jewish Scripture & Legend, The Wise Men of Chelm
25 Feb 2026
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In our town, as you know, there are two Chelmishe synagogues— one Orthodox and the other one Reform.
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Twenty Seven Ways To Take Over Celestia by NeapolitanNeko
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
25 Feb 2026
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The Damselette: ︻デ═一 (๑`^´๑)
Tartagalicious: BINA NO
Tartagalicious: YOU HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR
Tartagalicious: DONT KYS UR SO SEXY 😭The Jester: I noticed that you used “😭” in your message. Just wanted to say, don’t give up anything in your life. I don’t know what you’re going through but I’m always here to help.
Tartagalicious: what the cuck
Tartagalicious: fuck
Tartagalicious: i mean unless we’re talking about @TheBalladeer ‘s dad
Tartagalicious: scaramouche i fucked your momThe Balladeer: I can guarantee you did not
The Balladeer: I think she’s abstinent
The Balladeer: or a lesbian
The Balladeer: puts the L in lesbian tbhThe Marionette: it’s puts the L in LGBTQ you fucking twat
[A very self indulgent chatfic ft. The harbingers. Does it make sense? No. Am I funny? Probably not.]
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Jokes and ridicule we text nonsense lies over text and pretend its true harry potter
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bão tố trên vai anh by karrinameansmonewillloveutilltheend
Fandoms: Tân Binh Toàn Năng (TV)
24 Feb 2026
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tao viết ra hiện thức mà mắt thường không nhìn thấy, lột tả dối trá mà rõ như ban ngày.
hay là,
chuyện đời thường của anh em 2003.
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