Catnip_3
Fandoms
- Video Blogging RPF (21)
- Minecraft (Video Game) (15)
- Merlin (TV) (9)
- Supernatural (TV 2005) (2)
- The Greatest Showman (2017) (2)
Recent works
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Aziraphale is NEVER performing a miracle on a giraffe ever again by Catnip_3
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
12 Nov 2024
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Aziraphale pays a nice and totally not chaotic visit to an American zoo! What could go wrong?
Well, Gabriel was the one that ordered it so perhaps a lot could go wrong...
(My excuse to write funny minor Hurt!Azirphale crack)
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The truth is nothing but heartbreak by Catnip_3
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
28 Feb 2023
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Memories blur and warp. Hopes and dreams twist, distorting your mind until the real truth is so muddled it’s impossible to see.
If he closes his eyes and pushes away the cold, everything will be fine, right?
If you ignore every little damaged detail, the bigger picture is still beautiful.
It’s breath-takingly perfect. Tommy smiles; comprehension was overrated anyway.
Or,
I bend your mind while I break my keyboard (and brain)
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Ben was tired. It was only a matter of time before his mind would win and he'd give up.
Of course, Ben isn't allowed to move onto the next life after all the shit he's had to endure. Instead, he's stuck here as a specter. At least this nice stranger is willing to help Ben learn how to somewhat function as a ghost.
Or,,,
My take on how Ben became a ghost (screw canon) and why he's still with Klaus.
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Another fight at a random kingdom to overthrow the government. The duo are back and badass like always.
Except, Phil finds something he shouldn't and panic sets in. Where is his friend?
Oh, is this what a panic attack is? The Angel Of Death can't say he's had this before- oh, he's having a hard time breathing, uh oh.
(PLEASE READ AUTHOR NOTES)
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What To Do If Your Husband Cheats On You (Just Kidnap Some Kids And Wish For A Warlock) by Catnip_3
Fandoms: The Shadowhunter Chronicles - All Media Types
08 Jun 2022
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Simon is pretty sure shadowhunters have the worst luck. He can't even take a walk with one of his friends without getting ambushed for gah-sakes!
If the day couldn't get any worse, his poor stomach is starving and the prospect of getting blood anytime soon is pretty grim. Just one day, one day that is somewhat peaceful is all Simon asks for!
And oh yeah, the knife in his stomach isn't helping matters either.
Recent series
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The Merlin Angst Series No One Asked For (The 'Too -- to --' series. by Catnip_3
Fandom Merlin (TV)
20 May 2022
Summary
The stories can be seen as one-shots but also makes sense with an over-arching storyline.
Thank you for all the support, it's insane!
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Death Week 2021 by Catnip_3
Fandom DreamSMP, Except It's Not Fiction, Merlin (TV), Minecraft (Video Game), My Babysitter's A Vampire, Non-Fiction - Fandom, Real Person Fiction, Shadowhunters (TV), Supernatural, The Greatest Showman (2017), Thoughts & Opinions - Fandom, Video Blogging RPF
27 Jun 2021
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“Tommy?” The man says, his hand still wrapped around Tommy’s wrist, and Tommy falters, whipping his head around. “Are you- Is it really-?”
Tommy blinks. Stares. Squints a little.
At the back of his mind, it sinks in that this is a familiar face, a friend.
Who Tommy met two hundred years ago.
(Or, SBI are immortals just having a life, and Tommy is a time traveler who’s been wandering for quite a while.)
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- English
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Bookmarked by Catnip_3
29 Aug 2026
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A parasite loved its host. A demon obsessed over the life of the corpse it possessed. A false god brought him back. Again, and again.
Bookmarked by Catnip_3
11 Aug 2026
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I'll Get You Home by third_crow
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
17 Dec 2025
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“I had scoliosis,” Peter whispered, not looking away from where they’d heard the metal snap. He had gone pale. Bucky was sure he was a few shades lighter, himself. “That’s… that’s what I was gonna say before."
“Yeah?” Bucky asked. He loosened his grip on Peter’s shoulder, but didn’t take his hand away.
“My back still hurts sometimes,” Peter explained quietly. “But that might be because of the swinging. Hard to find a strong enough chiropractor to crack it, you know? Maybe… maybe two thousand tons of concrete would do it, though.” Bucky leveled his gaze at the kid. Peter looked back at him, swallowing hard.
“Let’s call that Plan B, okay?” Bucky suggested.
“Yeah, okay,” Peter mumbled.
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Or, Peter gets caught in the collapse of a parking garage with a (mildly) concussed Bucky Barnes, and has a nice get-to-know-you sesh with our favorite super soldier while waiting for Tony to find a safe way get them out. Super chill, right? Everything's fine. Oh- and he's been impaled by two rods of rebar and can't move without risking bleeding out. That... complicates things.
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Bookmarked by Catnip_3
02 Aug 2026
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Leon regains consciousness after the Lamia Incident with a headache and a healthy helping of guilt. He has failed in responsibility and friendship. Merlin can't stand his and the other knights' presence anymore, and, recalling his violent behavior, Leon can't blame him. But he has no intention of losing Merlin to distrust or letting his fellow knights stew in self-hate. The damage must be repaired, for the sake of them all.
The question is, how long has the damage been there? Does Leon even have the ability to fix it?
*COMPLETE*
Series
- Part 1 of The Knights Find Out
Bookmarked by Catnip_3
31 Jul 2026
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"You can take Daisy out to fetch the cloak-"
"How do you know that?"
Arthur closed his eyes, expression riddled with irritation before turning to look at Merlin expectantly.
"Know what?"
“The mare I use. You know I call her Daisy? I never told you that." Merlin explained. Arthur stared for a few moments. He could see the flicker of emotions pass easily over him. Anger, annoyance, exasperation, indignance, and finally acceptance...AKA the Five Stages of Grief (Pendragon Edition).
"You talk to the horse.” He pointed out. Merlin narrowed his eyes.
“I whisper to the horse."
"...am I supposed to not hear it?” Arthur asked. Merlin wondered how likely it would be that he also heard him whispering magical spells if he heard him murmuring to the bloody horse. “Also, only you would choose such a ridiculous name.” He muttered. Merlin swallowed. This wasn't a problem at all, right? Right.
Or
Merlin knows Arthur well. Better than he knew himself apparently. What he hadn't expected was for Arthur to know his servant just as well... This causes problems. (also known as "The Time Merlin Had a Mental Breakdown Over Arthur Being a Normal Human")
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Bookmarked by Catnip_3
15 Jul 2026