Hypno_Cat



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  1. Summary

    Main fic:
    Eventually the Birds Must Land

    Oneshots:
    A Man Saw a Bird and Found Him Beautiful (Missing Scene between chapters 14 and 15 of EBML)
    Over the Still World, a Bird Calls (Takes place after events of EBML)
    TBA

     

    Series title from Richard Siken, Dirty Valentine.

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  2. Summary

    Fic One - love seemed like a joke (and lonely was the evening): Main storyline, Bdubs and Impulse inadvertently earn Scar's trust when they predict his soulmate's disloyalty.

    (Sidefic) Fic Two - all this devotion rushing out of me: they have sex, that's about it

    (Sidefic) Fic Three - this skin is your skin, these hands your hands: Despite being boyfriends (plural) for weeks, Bdubs, Impulse, and Scar haven't gone much further than making out. They decide it's time to change that.

    Fic Four - a prayer for which no words exist: Main storyline, Bdubs, Impulse, and Scar navigate life as more and more people turn red.

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  3. Summary

    Series name taken from Pink Floyd, Time.

    - Book One, Healing is a Four Letter Word - Missing his memories and in a strange land, Grian tries his best to adapt. (5 times Grian meets a Hermit, and 1 time they already knew one another.)
    - Book Two, The Aftershocks of Divinity - Reunited, Grian and Mumbo slowly heal together. This would be a lot easier if Grian could remember just why Mumbo is so important to him.
    - Book Three, Coming Soon

    Podfics:
    - Book One, Healing is a Four Letter Word (in progress)

    [In Progress]

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  4. Summary

    A collection of all Dream SMP fics I have published

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  5. Summary

    A series of works surrounding Mumbo, Grian, and Scar pining over one another, backed by the highs and lows of grass keeping.
    Series name from Walt Whitman's poem, Song of Myself VI. This series is gifted to Skiaeral!

    Fic One - i need to start a garden - Main Fic (Grian)
    Fic Two - throw down that spade - Missing Scene (Scar)
    Fic Three - let the roots grow 'round - During, and After (Mumbo)

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    “We’re calling ‘cause I don’t believe you’re dating Apollo,” Athena chimes, because of course she does. “He’s telling me he’s got all these big plans with his boyfriend that mean he can’t come out drinking with me, and, well, forgive me if Apollo doesn’t seem enough of a catch for that—”

    Klavier is silent. There’s not even background noise from his end of the call. Take the fucking hint, Apollo thinks hysterically. Then Klavier laughs under his breath, and Apollo's fucked, he’s absolutely fucked—“Ach, you let the cat out of the bag so soon, schatzi?”

    Or: Klavier's a good friend. Good enough that he'll fake-date Apollo to protect him from Athena's wrath, even.

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    17 Apr 2026

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    “-can’t see each other again,” Ilya says, looking only at Shane’s hand, holding it so, so gently and stroking over Shane’s skin so, so softly. The soothing feeling of it makes it very hard to focus, but Shane tries very hard to do it anyway. “I tried-we tried, but this can’t happen again.” It takes a moment, but Shane finally manages to make sense of the words, and he lets out a soft noise of understanding.

    Ah. He’s apologizing that he won’t be able to see Shane in the hospital again before he leaves.

    “I understand,” he says, and he does. It was probably really hard for Ilya to get here even once, and it can’t be very long before his plane leaves. He’s sad, of course–they didn’t even get to spend time together, really–but it’s not like this will be the last chance they ever have to see each other. He gives Ilya his best attempt at a smile, and if it comes out a little sad, too, all Ilya does is reach out to stroke the backs of his fingers gently over his cheek.

    (ilya goes through with his plan to break up with shane in the hospital) (the problem? shane is too high to understand that he's being broken up with)

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    11 Apr 2026

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    The doorbell rings just as Shane is finishing brushing his teeth – the first thing they rose to do, because he wants to kiss Ilya good morning – and he and Ilya exchange a confused look in the bathroom mirror. It's barely dawn, and Ilya's curls are adorably tousled from sleep as he scratches his ribs lazily, toothbrush dangling from the corner of his mouth. 

    Shane hesitates, then rinses his toothpaste out and runs a hand through his hair. "Fuck, it's probably anti-doping."

    No one else would be here at this hour – unless it's an emergency.

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    04 Mar 2026

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    New York Post ✅ @nypost

    Andrei Rozanov blasts NHL-superstar brother Ilya: “Shocking lack of respect for real family"

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    04 Mar 2026

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    five times shane and ilya's friends have questions about gay sex -- and one time they wish they knew less.

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    the Centaurs are a wonderful team. accepting. kind. curious. it's that last one that has Shane wondering if he’d rather be back in montreal, hiding in the closet, than here, making up for the failures of the Canadian sexual education system.

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    04 Mar 2026