ItCanBePalped
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- Stranger Things (TV 2016) (9)
- 9-1-1 (TV) (7)
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It's Robin's fault that Steve is home alone for Thanksgiving. It leaves him vulnerable to awkward situations, like being invited to a last minute Friendsgiving being thrown by his ex-girlfriend. He'd rather be home alone, but perhaps the company will be better than he expects.
Or worse.
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The Harrington pup won't stop hanging around Benny's diner. He's sure it's pretty innocuous, but if there's one thing Benny has learned about pups with crushes on him, it's that he needs to nip it in the bud.
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- Part 6 of Twitter Fics
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Barb realized it was the beginning of the end the first time Nancy asked to stay the night and convinced her that they should sneak out through the window. Nancy's own bedroom was on the second floor of the Wheeler house, and therefore required a more athletic approach. Since she'd hit puberty, Mrs. Wheeler had been absolutely panicked about how easily Nancy could sneak out of the house if they crashed in the living room for their sleepovers and they'd been banned to the bedroom ever since.
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- Part 12 of 2025 Tumblr Asks Kiss Roulette
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"I could absolutely fluster a girl," Stevie insists. Eddie isn't surprised at her confidence—she gets it, really, she knows first hand just how charming Stevie can be. And even if she's never directly flirted with Eddie, she's seen Stevie flirt in the hallways at school or from behind the counter at Scoops or from behind the counter at Family Video—
She just knows, okay?
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- Part 11 of 2025 Tumblr Asks Kiss Roulette
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It's like waking up to the reality of his life in his coma-dream-thing before he realized it was a coma-dream-thing—kissing Eddie, that is.
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- Part 10 of 2025 Tumblr Asks Kiss Roulette
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Twitter threads I liked a lot or that I think did well, spell-checked and reformatted for Ao3.
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2025 Tumblr Asks Kiss Roulette by ItCanBePalped
Fandom: 9-1-1 (TV), Stranger Things (TV 2016)
15 Sep 2025
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The Bunny and The Wolf by ItCanBePalped, LexiRoseWrites
Fandom: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
07 Feb 2024
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How an unloved Bunny comes to be corrupted and adored by a big bad Wolf. Somewhere along the way, they find a Dove.
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philly is for lovers by backtotheoldhouse (knightedheart)
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
01 Jan 2026
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“Robin thinks I’m going to break your heart,” Jonathan says.
Steve doesn’t seem surprised. “Well,” he drawls. This close, Jonathan can smell the beer on his breath. It might have ticked him off a couple years ago. “Are you?”Three months in to their monthly Philadelphia meetup. Two illuminating conversations.
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Nine years ago, Steve Harrington and Eddie Munson were the best of friends with the promise of more. Then Eddie’s world shattered overnight, and everything changed. Though separated by time and social conventions, Eddie has never forgotten his first love.
When a total solar eclipse blankets the city of Chicago, a power hungry madman seeks to use Steve for his own nefarious ends. Recently reunited, Eddie Munson has a thing or two to say about that (and maybe a punch to throw).
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all the missing girls are hanging out without us by greatunironic
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
08 Aug 2022
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“Here is a riddle: the answer is one.” Eddie Munson lives, and dies, and lives again.
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"Hey now, there aren't exactly awesome job prospects out there for under-educated, frequently-deceased former alien hunters," Buffy said.
"Probably about as bad as the one for ex-actress half-alien visionary broodmares of cosmic horrors, yeah."
Cordelia wants to hire Buffy for a pretty important errand.
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COMPLETE + EPILOGUE
This is the vampire cowboy AU nobody asked for. Edit June 2023: Now with fanart!
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Steve can’t look away. The sounds and voices from the church echo from a distance as the stranger leans in, propping his arm on the doorframe. It’s only after he takes a step towards the stranger that he realizes he’s done so. Steve feels at the very end of a cliff, ready to fall willingly, anything to get closer to the ledge.“Deputy ,” says the stranger, trailing off, pointing at his chest where his badge hangs, not quite touching - oh, Steve wants him to, wants it like he needs air in his lungs - "Impressive."