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"The human world is full of weak-minded people, who think they're as clever as can be and are convinced that it's terribly important to persuade even the children that Fantastica doesn't exist.”
Homestuck is the postmodernism Final Boss.
This is an essay about Homestuck's philosophy, its theses on reality and growing up, what it means to live a good life, why the ending feels "off", why anything ever happens. This essay explores Homestuck's Deep Lore, the bottom of the iceberg, its most foundational core values.
Chapter 1: Why the ending is bad (it's on purpose!).
Chapter 2 & 3: Classpects and denizens explained, with religiously cited sources and textual evidence. I cracked the code.
Chapter 4: How the dancestors created Lord English.Bookmarked by Not_Quite_an_Enigma
12 May 2026
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Eleutherophobia: n., Greek, the fear of freedom
Tom survived Rachel's assassination attempt; the yeerk in his head did not. Now he's left dealing with his overprotective but traumatized parents, a little brother battling survivor guilt in a world that thinks he's a superhero, his terrifyingly awesome ex-neighbor determined to change the world, the girl from high school who he loved enough to follow to a Sharing meeting, and a whole bunch of other former hosts who think that just because a yeerk wearing his body once led a revolution Tom actually knows what he's talking about half the time.
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10 May 2026
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Sanji has a problem. It's small, it's crawling over his hand, it's covered in blood and it's been inside his brain. After Chopper removed the bug, Sanji feels himself changing. His feelings no longer make sense and for a while he thinks Zoro will have to kill him after all. In a way, he does.
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- Part 1 of One Piece (Zosan)
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09 May 2026
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“Are you familiar with the custom of the sea?” Robin asked. “The one among shipwreck survivors.”
Sanji was the cook. It was his job to feed the crew.
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08 May 2026
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A One Piece AU that takes Judge's horrible parenting and turns it up to eleven, leaving Sanji to deal with the transformative repercussions, and the crew to stitch him back together.
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08 May 2026
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After being attacked by the Serpos, Momo turns into an alien.
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- Part 1 of Close Encounters of Ayase Kind
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07 May 2026
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07 May 2026
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My Inner Demon (really wants me to kiss you) by chaotic_quibit
Fandom Dandadan (Anime), Dandadan (Manga)
25 May 2025
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07 May 2026
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07 May 2026
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I’m pretty low on funds and need to make ends meet this month, Barnes types slowly into a new post three days later. I’m taking commissions for hits in the New York City area.
Will Not Kill: Captain America or other Avengers.
Will partially refund payment if target turns out to be HYDRA.
Will not go to Jersey. No dismemberment or killing children.
Message for negotiations and payment details.- Language:
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05 May 2026
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The (Not So) Great Pretender by RayShippouUchiha
Fandoms: Iron Man (Movies), Captain America - All Media Types, Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
11 Dec 2017
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“What,” Tony says softly but with a great depth of feeling, “the actual fuck just happened?”
“I believe, Sir,” JARVIS pipes up from the phone in his pocket, an unnecessary amount of what sounds like glee in his voice, “that you’ve once again managed to maintain your closely guarded secret identity. Truly your subterfuge skills know no bounds."
“You’re an asshole J,” Tony mutters back as he reaches up to rub at his temple. He either has a headache coming on or a blood clot. At this point he’s honestly not sure which he’d prefer.
"I did learn from the best, Sir,” JARVIS tells him sunnily.
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05 May 2026
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switch 404 (dead man's error) by VeryCoolKid69420
Fandoms: Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types
13 Sep 2022
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“You alright?”
Mikey’s looking at him. His eyes are searching, scanning him up and down, like a watchdog. Donnie’s in the middle of getting to his feet to work, and he can’t possibly open up to him. It’s stupid. Irrational. Deplorable.
Donnie offers back a pathetic grin. “I’m fine.” The words are quick, seamless. Mikey smiles something bright at him, the answer giving no one anything to think about, nothing to consider. Mikey is busy, busy like Donnie is, and he can’t bring himself to throw another thing onto the youngest brother.
He feels his shell pounding. Flesh ticking like clockwork. There’s no pain, not yet, just brass bright growing stains in his flawless techwear. No one notices.
Good. He’s got a lot of work to do.
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Or, in which Donnie is a worker first and a person second.
(Or, in which Donnie convinces himself he is nothing more than a robot. He’ll work through the pain, work through the slashes on his shell, work through the migraines. His brothers, however, won’t stand for that…
…If they catch onto it, that is.)
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04 May 2026
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Artificial Heart by AideStar
Fandoms: Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types
25 Sep 2023
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In the aftermath of the Krang attack, all Donnie could focus on was Leo. With their resident medic down for the count, it was on him to make sure their brother didn’t succumb to his wounds. In the span of a few days, he had nearly lost two of his brothers, and Donatello would really rather not think about that, so taking on the medic role was a welcome excuse to ignore those pesky emotions. He really couldn’t afford for his vision to blur from tears, his hands to shake with nervousness, or his heart to beat an erratic rhythm against his plastron while he was busy stitching skin and resetting bones – so Donatello did the one thing he could think of at the time.
He selected his amygdala and zipped its file shut.
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The Technodrome left its mark on Donatello in more ways than one.
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30 Apr 2026
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Eggspect the Uneggspected by Anonymous
Fandom Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types
01 Apr 2024
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30 Apr 2026
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What Has Eight Tentacles and Isn't Allowed to Eat Pie? by Annie D (scaramouche)
Fandoms: Supernatural
10 Oct 2013
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Dean watched an anime porn about this once, but real life turns out to be way less interesting.
Or, the one where Dean gets turned into an octopus.
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22 Apr 2026
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A witches’ spell gone awry turns Dean into a five-year-old, and Sam learns a few things about his own childhood.
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19 Apr 2026
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Based on the tumblr textpost:
jellydeans:
so are cas and jimmy novak just up in heaven existing at the same time
katebushstandean:
#jimmy moves to heaven timbuku so that dean stops trying to make out with him every time they run into each other at the heaven grocery storeThanks for letting me write it, guys!
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19 Apr 2026
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New Roach by AggressiveWhenStartled
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
02 May 2022
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“This is a new horse,” Jaskier says uncertainly.
“Hm,” Geralt grunts, which Jaskier probably should have expected.
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15 Apr 2026
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The Power of Love by sociallyawkward_fics
Fandom The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
28 Dec 2020
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A series following the Accidental Making of Jaskier's Immortality through Love.
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15 Apr 2026
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Stuck in the Middle (of a Foreign Scientific Institution) With You by Wishing_B0ne
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Portal (Valve Video Games)
11 Apr 2026
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When Jazz woke up in a strange facility with no real memory as to how he wound up there, he was mildly concerned but mostly annoyed. When the facility turned out to be run by an evil robot, well, it feels almost like a regular Tuesday, except instead of Shockwave and trying to beat his face in and be a general menace to the Decepticon's, he's running around with an experimental gun and a potato that's powering what remains of the original avatar that ran the facility.
Not his typical Tuesday, or really any day of the week, but he supposed there are worse fates. Maybe if they manage to pull this off, he can figure out how to help Prowl too and give him something to feel useful again. If he doesn't get hungry enough to eat Prowl's only source of power first, that is.
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09 Apr 2026