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And so, Adam bites into the apple by CharmPoint
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
16 Jan 2022
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Satoru Gojo was born with a silver spoon in his mouth and an insatiable need in his blood. He never had plans to keep to his self-imposed chastity once he was off his leash, but Suguru Geto made him fall faster and harder than he ever could have imagined.
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02 Oct 2026
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“You can’t lie to me.” Not an accusation; just a fact. Six eyes, Suguru thought, but then Gojo said, “I know you way too well.”
“Something just went down wrong,” Suguru said, barely. “I just...need some rest.”
(Ace Geto & sex pollen curses.)
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03 Sep 2026
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Suguru manages to retake control of his body right after Satoru is sealed.
He's learned two things from being dead and then possessed. First, he knows which higher up wants Satoru dead, enough to risk collaborating with cursed spirits. Second, his (ex) best friend is in love with him.
"So at least he's not the only one who's prone to insanity in their profession."
He tells himself, as he steals the prison realm artifact and the strongest sorcerer in it.Bookmarked by OneDepressedDiva
04 Mar 2026
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an anthology of bad ideas by ilovegetosuguru
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
05 Nov 2021
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Gojo panics and asks a very attractive stranger to be his fake boyfriend for a wedding.
Here’s the problem — there’s no wedding.
(Fake Dating AU)
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04 Mar 2026
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How I Learned to Love the Bomb by Tightredpants
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
22 Jul 2026
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Radioactive decay, (also known as nuclear decay, radioactivity, radioactive disintegration, or nuclear disintegration) is the process by which an unstable atomic nucleus loses energy through radiation. A material containing unstable nuclei is considered radioactive.
Or, Satoru is a virgin, and decides to change that.
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04 Mar 2026
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Be wary of the devil, he loves you by Luciel_Mars
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
08 Aug 2024
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“Satoru.”
He jumps behind the counter at the voice, hiding and trying to wipe the liquid from his face. It’s the imposter, no doubt back to kill him. Or to put him back in that awful place. He is tired, he is so tired.
“It’s me. It’s really me. I’m not here to attack you.”They break and meet in the middle.
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24 Feb 2026
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Thursday Night Comedy Hour by Goneagon (orphan_account)
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga)
28 May 2022
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Satoru wanted to become a comedian, so he dropped out of college. Suguru wanted to be a teacher; he dropped out of college after Satoru told him about his dream. They perform on Thursday nights because they can’t afford to rent the stage on Friday. The walk home never changes, the Family Mart ramen tastes the same as it always does.
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Satosugu Comedy Duo AU // Harattare Honpo
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28 Dec 2025
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alone we stand, together we fall apart by orphan_account
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
25 Mar 2021
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“This is still the shittiest car I’ve ever seen in my entire life,” is the first thing Satoru says to him after almost a decade of not seeing him.
“Yeah, well,” Suguru frowns, “deal with it for about six hours, asshole.”
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28 Dec 2025
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better safe than starry-eyed by rottenpomegranate
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
22 Sep 2025
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Shoko keeps asking him if they fell out because of a fight, or something. He assures her it’s much simpler than that:
Satoru moved to Kyoto for university, and Suguru stayed in Tokyo. They didn’t really keep in touch.
Sad, sure— but such fates are met by plenty of childhood friends.
(He knows Shoko texts Satoru a lot, knows they kept in contact— and he wonders if she asks him the same question: Did you have a fight?
He wonders if Satoru gives her a different answer.)
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Or: Despite all the memories coloring their childhood, at twenty-four, Suguru hadn't seen Satoru for years. And then he's there, again, in his life, abrupt and distracting and mesmerizing like a snowstorm, and Suguru has a lifetime or feelings he seems to have gotten too old to ignore.
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- Part 1 of starry-eyed
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26 Dec 2025
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blame it on the sun by flyingmonkiesattack
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
01 Aug 2025
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“Suguru,” comes a petulant voice. “Make the sun go away.”
“Baby,” comes an amused lilt. “I told you it would be hot.”
“Okay but like, I thought you were exaggerating. The sun is being really mean right now.”
The sun, which is setting low on the horizon, glares at them with a scorching radiance.
It wouldn’t be that bad, except Satoru is still as gross and sweaty as he was earlier in the day, and he wants to enjoy the festival they’re at, not be whatever this is.
or: the 5 times they were sweating because of the sun and the 1 time it was something else
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26 Dec 2025
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lucky day by craisinsensation1029
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
03 Feb 2025
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The moment of truth comes, Suguru clicking the button, the virtual wheel with Satoru’s username and many others spinning before a singular username is revealed. “Okay!” Suguru beams, clasping his hands, squinting as he reads the name. “Honoredone1207,” he announces.
Holy shit.
or, Satoru gets chosen to get fucked by his favorite streamer.
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26 Dec 2025
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crushed ice by iamsomebody
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
30 Jun 2021
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“You’re a jackass when you’re drunk.”
Suguru rolls his eyes, “Boo-hoo.”Two times Suguru got drunk.
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14 Dec 2025
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singularities by iamsomebody
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
10 Jan 2022
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It makes sense, really. An ex-sorcerer didn’t get away with killing a hundred and twenty civilians in an office building only an hour after lunch.
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14 Dec 2025
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sugar danger by damagecontrol
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga)
29 Dec 2025
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It’s now or never. One step forward right off the ledge. Open air. No turning back.
“Come here,” Suguru says.
And Satoru does.
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03 Dec 2025
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Twice Shy by Neyasochi
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
07 Mar 2026
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"It’s not like you can spend every minute of nighttime in your apartment forever,” Satoru says with a white flash of a grin, smug and predatory and… correct. “I only need to get lucky once, after all.”
Suguru can only shrug, equally aware he has no long-term solution here, and nibble his thumb nail. As winter draws closer, the nights will grow inescapably long and the days woefully short. He can’t arrange his work schedule around daylight indefinitely.
And Satoru has nothing but time to wait him out.
After sharing a memorable Halloween night with a real life vampire, a wary Suguru finds himself with a nightly visitor who desperately wants to be let in.
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- Part 2 of Once Bitten, Twice Shy
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05 Nov 2025
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a study on commitment & ugly rings by hcjime
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
21 May 2021
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Kugisaki taps the board twice. “The only question is -- who in their right mind would marry Gojou-sensei?”
[ or: gojou and getou place a bet on exactly how long it'll take for their students to realise they're married. ]
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09 Oct 2025
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Our House in the middle of our street by mangobubbletea for ranathearanara
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
24 Aug 2024
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Valentine’s day is Megumi’s least favorite holiday. His parents are insufferable and his sisters are even worse.
(An average Valentine's day of adventures and misadventures for the Gojo-Geto-Fushiguro-Hasaba family. Megumi and Mimiko participate in a cake decorating contest, Tsumiki takes Nanako to a music festival, and Suguru is late for date night.)
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03 Sep 2025
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and the funny thing is– i would have married you by rottenpomegranate
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
01 Nov 2024
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"I'm sorry." Suguru says, for all the wrong reasons "I know it's been awhile-" Eight hundred twenty nine days "I hope you still like the mochi off of Takeshita."
He does still like them, but suddenly, the thought of tasting the sweets makes him feel like he might throw up- throw up blood or throw up a curse- either way, something foul and rotten that would coat his pristine tile red and coax Suguru to hold his head as he retches.
He only looks up from the bag, though, one eyebrow raised, probably obscured by the bandages.
"I'm on strict orders to kill you on sight." He says, and Suguru smiles.
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They're not seventeen years old, and Satoru isn't scared to lose him. He's lost him. He feels like he looses him all over again every morning he wakes up cold: there's nothing to be afraid of, now that they're kissing in this imaginary apartment in their imaginary future– all lines have been crossed. Whatever happens, Suguru is walking out of here with mussed hair and with pieces of Satoru's pulsing blood muscle still stuck in his teeth. So he might as well reach behind himself and tug at his shirt collar, bare his chest and hope Suguru bites into it.
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23 Aug 2025
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little things to live for by LyricalPary
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga)
09 Feb 2024
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Suguru is ten years old when Gojo Satoru comes into his life.
He's nineteen years old when Gojo Satoru becomes his life.
(or, falling in love with his childhood best friend during their annual trip to Okinawa was never part of the plan)
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23 Aug 2025
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a love that keeps me waiting by Neyasochi
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
06 Jul 2025
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When an encounter with a special grade goes slightly awry, Satoru finds himself cursed to be the desire and fixation of everyone who lays eyes on him… only none of his eager pursuers are the sole person he actually wants the attention from.
He seeks out Geto Suguru in the hopes of reliving their less contentious past—and maybe stealing a kiss or two in the process—but gets far more than he bargained for.
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14 Aug 2025