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“This man tried to kill you, Sire!” The guard who had attacked Tango hopped up onto the stage, causing it to groan terribly; the poor thing probably not used to supporting so many people.
The stranger cocked his head to the side, and Tango watched as his curls bounced with the motion.
“Did he?” He asked, voice laced with ill-disguised curiosity as he looked down at himself.
“-I seem remarkably unharmed considering.”
The guard flushed pink.
“Well- No, but- but he was planning to!”
“Was he now?”
He turned to address Tango, one eyebrow cocked in interest.
“-Were you?”
“No!”
“See?” The blonde threw his arms wide casually.
“-Let the man down, dammit.”
OR: Tango, a retired mercenary finds himself taken in by the strangest royal family he's ever met.
Title from 'Whistling Tree' by Haunted like Human, Chapter Titles from 'Merry Christmas, Please Don't Call." By BleachersSeries
- Part 17 of My Zedango Fics!!!
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You're a world away (but you're still the same) by TheMendingBook
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
17 Feb 2026
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“Zed?” Bdubs whispered, looking comedically horrified.
The man huffed a laugh at his expression and nodded.
The shorter man groaned loudly, pinching the bridge between his eyebrows, standing up and approaching.
“Oh, Jesus, dude, I’m so sorry! My terrifying sword skills must have scared the lights out of you!”
The Scientist brushed him off.
“Don’t worry about it, man. I don’t doubt for a second that Tango deserves it.”
At his words, Bdubs grew suddenly serious, crossing his arms resolutely.
“He does. Your boyfriend is an asshole. I hope he gets leprosy and dies.”
OR: An AU where Soulmates randomly swap bodies for a couple of minutes and Zed momentarily ends up in Secret Life.
Title from 'Rubber Band Man' by Mumford and Sons & HozierSeries
- Part 16 of My Zedango Fics!!!
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Bring me your desire, I can cure your disease by TheMendingBook
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
04 Jan 2026
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Zedaph fidgeted awkwardly with the sleeve of his jumper.
“I’m-” He swallowed and Tango watched his throat bob.
“-My blood, I mean. It’s yours if you want it. I’m- here to help!”
Heartbeat loud and erratic, thundering in his ears, the rush of blood loud enough to deafen a man, soft skin, fresh blood hot and-
“No.” Tango choked, desperately trying to maintain focus.
“-No, I- thank you, Zed. But I- No. Just no.”
The inventor cocked his head to the side, exposing his right collarbone.
“Why not? Seriously, you can take it. I’ll regenerate, I’ll even brew some potions!”
Because once I know what having my lips on your skin feels like, I don’t know if I’d ever be able to look at you the same way again.
Tango took a large breath.
“I- don’t want to hurt you.”
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Tango accidentally ends up as a vampire. Zedaph is determined to help him.
(CW For all the regular vampire stuff).Title from 'Disease' by Lady Gaga.
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- Part 15 of My Zedango Fics!!!
- Part 2 of Vampire Tango :O
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Tango looked down at himself, at flimsy, vintage material and distinct lack of any warm item of clothing.
“I’m not-”
But before he could say another word, Zed was pulling his jacket from his shoulders, holding it out to Tango as a silent offering.
The man laughed loudly and swatted it away, brushing the man off.
“Vampires don’t get cold!”
The blonde reached up and seized the arm Tango had caught him with earlier, trailing his gentle touch up from Tango’s wrist and onto his palm. Slotting their fingers together once more, Zedaph smiled softly.
“Maybe they do on Christmas.”
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Zedaph and Tango finally talk about Tango's transformation, his trip to space in Season Eight and some of the feelings they may or may not been keeping secret for a very long time.(My submission for #MCYTRarepairNYCD. Prompt: Jacket)
Title from 'Lost in Time and Space' by Lord Huron.Series
- Part 14 of My Zedango Fics!!!
- Part 1 of Vampire Tango :O
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If you try to chase the sun, you're never gonna catch it by TheMendingBook
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
13 Dec 2025
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“-What can I help you with, my friend?”
“Well…” Impulse’s voice had grown a couple of notches higher, and he began to bounce on the balls of his feet at the question.
“-You maay be aware of the civil war currently underway, and-” He spread his arms wide like a super villain in a movie.
“-We here at Team Star wanted to formally invite you to join the winning side!”
Zedaph froze where he was kneeling in front of the chest, one hand rising to hold the lid open as he turned to look up at Impulse.
“…Why?” He asked suspiciously. “-You guys have been fine without me up until now.”
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The real reason why C! Zedaph never got involved in the Season 6 Civil War.Title from 'Matches' by Jonah Kagen.
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- Part 13 of My Zedango Fics!!!
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My Zedango Fics!!! by TheMendingBook
Fandom 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Evolution SMP, Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, The Flash (TV 2014)
11 May 2026
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Vampire Tango :O by TheMendingBook
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04 Jan 2026
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Prism Point AU!!! by TheMendingBook
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31 Jul 2025
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The Adventures of Assassin! Tango by TheMendingBook
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03 Dec 2025
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My Vigilante / Hero AUs!!! by TheMendingBook
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07 Sep 2025
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heaven is a drink in the backyard (oh, we go way back) by Wise_writer_girl
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
14 May 2026
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Asa’s last conscious thought, before he was lulled to sleep by the cool softness of the night and the rustle of the trees and the clammy weight of his husband’s hand in his own, was again of his wish on the star: let me know him, in every way there is, and let me keep him, please.
Squinting at the morning light, he clutched at his head, at the buzz in his ears and the ache in the bridge of his nose. It felt like something was growing, or rather, settling into his mind. And all at once, it fell into place.
It came like a montage, like an old photo album of a life that was slowly coming back to him, piece by piece. He remembers.
“Crowley!” The cry was torn out of him, desperate and guttural in a way he hadn’t ever heard his voice. At least, not in this lifetime.
Or: Asa Fell makes a wish on a shooting star. The next morning, he finds that it comes true.
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14 May 2026
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Tango's version of events from his near-death experience, and the aftermath. Because boy, that was strange, wasn't it?
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08 Apr 2026
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the only heaven i'll be sent to by kurtstiel
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
06 Aug 2023
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Crowley grins in a way that’s entirely mocking. “You miss your tatty waistcoat. And your plaid bowtie.”
Aziraphale bristles weakly. “My waistcoat isn’t tatty. It’s vintage velvet.”
Crowley’s grin melts into something fond. It warms something inside Aziraphale that he thought he’d lost forever, staring at Crowley in wonderment.
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Or: Aziraphale goes to Heaven, then finds his way back home.
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18 Jan 2026
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“Yeah, well, that doesn’t stop the fact that Eddie–,” Steve threw a hand out, gesturing to Eddie and ignoring the indignant look on Eddie’s face, “--wants to eat me,” Steve’s hand was back at himself, gesturing to his throat with dramatic emphasis.
“Just a little bit,” Eddie found himself saying while making a pinching motion, if only because part of him particularly enjoyed getting a rise out of Steve if given the opportunity.
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His mind summons up the memory of Impulse and Skizz explaining how their soulbond works, and he freezes, grip tightening on his mug as the gears in his mind turn. That can’t be it, right? They had to do some sort of complicated ritual-ification to link their souls together, and Tango’s pretty sure he would’ve noticed if he’d gotten involved in a ritual in his sleep. Probably.
Or : Somehow, Zedaph and Tango end up with their souls magically tied to Impulse and Skizz, and Tango has a harder time than usual ignoring his feelings for them.
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