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“I know they all mean well, but being constantly hounded to meet their eligible male relatives is exhausting. I don’t want to be rude to them, obviously, they’re customers and my elders, but…”
“Yeah, sounds rough,” Jungkook huffs. “Must be tough to be so desirable and in demand.”
“I’m not desirable.”
“I don’t know why you’re making such a big deal out of it. You can say yes to a few dates! I wish my halmeoni was trying to set me up with one of her friends’ grandsons, I’m sick of online dating.”
“I don’t need a date,” Yoongi grumbles in reply. “I don’t want a boyfriend.”
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Yoongi has everything he needs; his shop, his friends, and, most importantly, his cat. The absolute last thing he needs is a boyfriend. If only the neighborhood aunties weren’t so determined to lock Yoongi down for one of their grandsons…
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“He was so happy, Namjoon scooped him right up for cuddles and kisses! Tang got all these hugs and cuddles from Namjoon, it’s just not fair!”
There’s a pause where Jimin just stares at him, then his eyes narrow. “What?”
“What?” Yoongi echoes. Then he blinks, processing his own words. Oh. Oh that’s - “I mean Namjoon got all the cuddles from Tangie!”
“Right…” Jimin looks in no way convinced. “So you’re jealous of a cat?”
“Yes! I mean -” Yoongi frowns. Shit. “No. I’m jealous of Namjoon.”
The look Jimin gives him is almost pitying.“Sure, Yoongi hyung.”
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Five times Yoongi is jealous and one time he finally realizes why.
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“You really never go out.”
“I go out every single day, Park Jimin.”
“Walking your dog with your headphones on and eyes on the ground does not equal socializing, Min Yoongi,” Jimin fires back. “When was the last time you did anything social?”
The fact that Yoongi really has to think about it is probably a bad sign.
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His therapist telling him he needs to get out more and make friends is one thing. But his roommate agreeing and calling Yoongi a loser? That’s just rude. And maybe a little true. Determined to prove them wrong, Yoongi starts going to the dog park, hoping the buffer of his canine companion will help him make friends. Maybe his dog is the one to make friends first, but it leads to Yoongi finding friendship, and maybe something more, with Namjoon.
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“Sometimes when I’m working,” Namjoon begins, and his voice is closer now. Yoongi doesn’t open his eyes, still listening. “Sometimes,” he goes on, “I feel stuck. And I can’t figure out how to move forward. It feels like I’ll never be able to push past something and continue, like I’ll be trapped forever.”
Trapped. Yoongi understands that feeling, that reality.
For so long, Yoongi was just focused on surviving. The future didn’t matter, he just had to get through each day. Had to live and get through it. Even when he got away, he didn’t think much of the future. It was still just about staying alive. But now…
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After escaping from his previous life, cat hybrid Yoongi finds himself alone and injured. Wary of anyone, especially humans, he is reluctant to accept any help. But Namjoon offers something that Yoongi has only ever secretly dreamed of. Safety, home, pack. The promise of a future. All Yoongi has to do is trust.
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“Hyung, can’t you play the song I keep requesting? I’ve asked you a million times!”
Shaking his head, Yoongi turns back to his beer, ignoring Jungkook’s puppy eyes. “I don’t take requests, sorry Jungkook-ah.”
“But, hyung…”
“Don’t bother,” Seokjin laughs. “We all know he’ll say no.”
Hoseok reaches across the table to pat Jungkook’s hand in consolation. “It’s no use, Kookie. We know Yoongi only takes one person’s requests.”
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Late night radio DJ Yoongi doesn’t take requests, he never has. But things are a little different when it comes to Namjoon.
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Burnt out and on the edge of a nervous breakdown, famous internet chef Kim Seokjin goes to Jeju to try to unwind. Instead, he finds a husband. Accidentally. Selkie Yoongi is sweet and silly, and exactly what Seokjin needs.
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Jungkook and Yoongi fall in love over the course of a year, seen through snapshots of seasons and holidays.
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Min Yoongi is thirty-five, exhausted, and far too old to be getting his nose broken at three in the morning because of an overeager alpha producer with a giant head.
Kim Namjoon is twenty-one, talented, painfully sincere, and apparently determined to insert himself into Yoongi’s carefully isolated life.
Yoongi tells himself it’s nothing. An accident. A misunderstanding. A stupid crush that will fade with time.
Unfortunately, Namjoon keeps looking at him like he’s someone worth loving.
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Jeongguk just wants to know how to finger himself. Lucky for him, Park Jimin, a phone sex operator with all of the answers he needs, exists.
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28 Jul 2026
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“Generally speaking, you’d be up for this?”
Jungkook shrugged. “I mean you’re both hot so yeah.”
Yoongi has a request.
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18 Aug 2025
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Joshua keeps his eyes politely trained forward, though he can see the vlogger waving. He expects the camera to be lowered next, but then he hears a few sounds coming from the other side of the elevator. Joshua hesitates. Surely, this handsome man can’t be meowing at his camera.
Or, Joshua moves into a new building. There's a love story waiting on the other side of his wall.
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18 Aug 2025
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“Can’t we just be like, friends who exclusively hook up with each other? Isn’t that a thing?” Seungkwan asks.
Hansol nods. “That sounds like it should definitely be a thing.”
“Okay. Then we’re that,” Seungkwan decides, raising his popsicle up to knock against Hansol’s at their decision. A cheers, of sorts.
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Hansol and Seungkwan are very certain that they're not dating, but no one else they know is.
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