objectlesson
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weeds by objectlesson
Fandoms: カラオケ行こ！ | Karaoke Iko! | Let's Go Karaoke! (Manga), カラオケ行こ！ | Karaoke Iko! | Let's Go Karaoke! (Anime), ファミレス行こ。 | Famiresu Iko | Let's Go to the Family Restaurant (Manga)
14 Apr 2026
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Satomi says that a lot— I won't do anything. He means kiss you, or touch you, or make some stupid childish mistake like wandering into Yakuza territory to give you a good luck charm. He also means embarrass himself, or cry. He means cross a line. It's cute because he doesn't get it— that you're not worried about him doing something to you. Not like you're worried you might do something to him.
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You didn't forget, even after you tried so hard to forget.
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- Part 6 of Teeth
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smoke and silence by objectlesson
Fandoms: カラオケ行こ！ | Karaoke Iko! | Let's Go Karaoke! (Manga), カラオケ行こ！ | Karaoke Iko! | Let's Go Karaoke! (Anime), ファミレス行こ。 | Famiresu Iko | Let's Go to the Family Restaurant (Manga)
31 Mar 2026
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Satomi noses against Kyouji's spine, and traces over his tattoos. The pierced moon, cherry blossoms, a crane with its long serpentine neck and bayonet beak and wings outstretched, each feather articulated in ink. Some lines are raised and scarred, others so smooth he might as well have been born marked. Satomi presses his lips to a swath of blood red, then he can't stop. A hundred small, chaste kisses across the entire mural, minutes lost to it. Kyouji's shoulder muscles twitch in semi-resistance, like they are not used to this sort of touch. But Satomi is patient. He will break them down, kill them will kindness.
For one crazy, fleeting moment, it feels like he's doing the thing he's always wanted to do, ever since he fell in love with Kyouji: lure a dangerous man into the trap of his heart, and domesticate him.
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bottom feeders by objectlesson
Fandoms: カラオケ行こ！ | Karaoke Iko! | Let's Go Karaoke! (Manga), カラオケ行こ！ | Karaoke Iko! | Let's Go Karaoke! (Anime), ファミレス行こ。 | Famiresu Iko | Let's Go to the Family Restaurant (Manga)
27 Mar 2026
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"I hate it," Satomi gripes. "I hate you." What he means is I hate your life, I hate that you didn't tell me you were hurt, I hate that you're acting like it's not a big deal, I hate that you think you have to protect me, I hate that I'm forced to wonder if you've died in a ditch somewhere every time you don't text me back, I hate that I'm entirely yours, but you're not entirely mine.
Or, Kyouji shows up to Satomi's apartment with take out and two black eyes.
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milkbone by objectlesson
Fandoms: カラオケ行こ！ | Karaoke Iko! | Let's Go Karaoke! (Manga), カラオケ行こ！ | Karaoke Iko! | Let's Go Karaoke! (Anime), ファミレス行こ。 | Famiresu Iko | Let's Go to the Family Restaurant (Manga)
03 Mar 2026
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As he got older, Kyouji learned with more clarity the ways in which he was holy. Not divine—never divine—just full of holes. Run through like a paper at the shooting range, Swiss cheese, lace. Riddled in vacancies: emotion powerful enough to warrant tears. Exhaustion powerful enough to warrant sleep. And, perhaps most importantly, disgust powerful enough to warrant revulsion.
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Shin Splints by objectlesson
Fandom カラオケ行こ！ | Karaoke Iko! | Let's Go Karaoke! (Anime), カラオケ行こ！ | Karaoke Iko! | Let's Go Karaoke! (Manga), ファミレス行こ。 | Famiresu Iko | Let's Go to the Family Restaurant (Manga)
25 Feb 2026
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Teeth by deL3ted_d33r, objectlesson
Fandom Jurassic Park - All Media Types, Jurassic World Trilogy (Movies)
10 Apr 2026
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JackDaniels Daddykink Verse by objectlesson
Fandom Stargate - All Media Types, Stargate SG-1
11 Oct 2023
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JackDaniel's PissKink Verse by objectlesson
Fandom Stargate - All Media Types, Stargate SG-1
04 Oct 2023
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You can’t believe your luck. That you get to have this. This girl. Your little sister, who will pretend to be a corpse for you to fuck, is stuck with you for the rest of her days. You’ve opted into believing in the afterlife so she can be at your side even longer.
You’ll have to come up with new ways to defile her there, Rube Goldberg machine torture, infinite snuff loops. When you unstick your cunt from her forehead, you notice that her face is eerily sentimental, like she heard you thinking about being together forever.
Bookmarked by objectlesson
05 Nov 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
everything I know about MCR I absorbed via osmosis and against my will but this is easily the best thing I have read in awhile. thank god some other genius lesbian is out there using 2nd person like she deserves to be used.
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Equilibrium by MasterTi
Fandoms: Jurassic World Trilogy (Movies), Jurassic World Rebirth (2025), Jurassic World: Chaos Theory (Cartoon), Jurassic World: Camp Cretaceous (Cartoon)
03 Apr 2026
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Six years after Jurassic World fell, Gray Mitchell gets an invitation to become Doctor Sarah Harding's postgrad research assistant - the job of his dreams working for his childhood hero. The hitch? Two years in remote Kenya just when he was finally going to move back home with his brother Zach, who he hasn't seen in six months. When Gray gets back they have to navigate a new dynamic and a relationship as adults while the revelation of a missing friend forces them back into orbit with the de-extinct animals that nearly took their young lives. Less porn with a plot and more a plot with porn. Flashbacks to the park to softly change canon; an original character here and there. The boys will eventually join the DPW, then Fish and Wildlife's dino division after the DPW gets gutted after season 1 of Chaos Theory. We gotcher dino madness; we gotcher soft simpy love stories; we gotcher filthy, unctuous smut comin' out both ends. I'll add tags as we go, this @#$%^ is outlined past Chapter Fifteen. Cum and git it, seatbelts on; it's gonna be a long haul.
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Those are days when the unfairness of it all rips at him, leaves gaping wounds in his chest. But then, there’s Harry. If they’d lived, he’d be their Harry. All James’s swagger and cockiness, Lily’s softness, her gentleness. And on those days, he’s almost thankful for it all because it means this Harry, his Harry exists.
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The (Not So) Misfortunate Adventures of Merlin's Dick . . . Pic by Magnolia822
Fandoms: Merlin (TV)
11 Apr 2014
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Merlin accidentally texts his best mate, Arthur Pendragon, his dick pic. Arthur isn't exactly displeased.
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speeding through red lights (into paradise) by the_invisibility_bloke for objectlesson
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Dec 2024
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Just before fifth year, true to form, Harry does something very brave and very foolish.
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Bookmarked by objectlesson
01 Dec 2024
Bookmarker's Notes
I can't believe this is mine I am so obsessed its so perfect