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"God fucking dammit!"
Chad threw the scissors at the wall with a shout. The sound of the open blades clattering against the bathroom tile echoed throughout the room along with his sobs.
He was such a screw up. He couldn't even fucking hurt himself right.
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“God, it’s almost like you’re making your own slick.”
It was impossible for Chad to hide his reaction to that, under Robert’s scrutiny as he was. Even if Robert couldn’t see the way his body responded, the small whimper that escaped his throat would have given him away.
“Oh?”
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- Part 16 of Fire Puns (Flamecha/Mechabae Fics)
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It was Chad, no doubt about it. Considering his first photo was him decked out in his hero suit in what appeared to be the SDN gym, it would be hard not to recognize him. Chad stood in front of one of the wall-length mirrors, the arm not holding the phone flexing as he smiled smugly at the camera. A sheen of sweat glistened on his exposed chest.
Robert downloads a dating app, stumbles upon Flambae's profile, and jerks off about it.
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- Part 15 of Fire Puns (Flamecha/Mechabae Fics)
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Over the course of his sentence, his court-ordered therapist had suggested several ways, other than arson, to release his anxiety. She had suggested outlets ranging from painting to exercise, though Chad was never behind on keeping up with his workout routine.
Settling himself on the thick cushion in front of the glory hole, Chad figured this classified as an outlet.
Flambae occasionally goes to a glory hole for stress relief. This time, the person on the other side sounds awfully familiar...
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- Part 13 of Fire Puns (Flamecha/Mechabae Fics)
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In Flambae's case, that phrase applied tenfold. The colors of his irises would shift with his emotion, a reflection of the flame that burned within him. Normally, they were a vivid orange, In moments of calm, they were a simmering red, the flecks of orange small and scattered. When Flambae would get irritated, the fire in his eyes burned a golden yellow, becoming brighter with his anger. Sometimes, when he was determined, passionate, Robert could catch glimpses of a yellow so bright, it almost seemed white.
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- Part 14 of Fire Puns (Flamecha/Mechabae Fics)
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Fire Puns (Flamecha/Mechabae Fics) by rainbowsquidinc, spilledsquidinc
Fandom Dispatch (Video Game)
16 Jul 2026
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Just a place to gather all my Flambae/Robert fics.
Smut account is spilledsquidinc
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A series of Flamecha fics in which Robert gets Flambae off in exchange for his behavior.
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Flambae goes in for his first prostate exam and gets more than what he bargained for.
Bookmarked by spilledsquidinc
06 Aug 2026
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Never thought the Dispatch fandom would provide for my medical kink, but here we are. Lovely.
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“Sit still, will you?” Robert chides, oil dripping from the metal tongs as he clicks them conversationally. “They’re almost done.”
Robert Robertson braces a casual hand on his hip as he flips the last sizzling disk of pepperoni cooking over Chad’s tits.
Chad, Flambae, reformed supervillain and currently being used as a cast iron skillet, bites back a strangled noise as the metal scrapes against sensitive skin; hot grease making it a smooth glide as his pecs glisten like they’ve been polished.
“This… is so fucking weird.” He breathes, the back of his head thumping against the countertop. “You’re a goddamn pervert, Bob Bob.”
“You can say that again.” Robert agrees easily, staring down at the man pliant beneath him with mock confusion. “But, remind me, who’s the pervert who agreed to do it with me on a Saturday afternoon?”
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Robert cooks and eats sausage off of Flambae boobs and I am definitely going to dog hell.
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Bookmarked by spilledsquidinc
29 Jul 2026
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“Mind you, you’ve been standing here, trying to get a reaction outta me instead of trying to find someone else to annoy the fuck out of.”
A scoff. “I don’t try. I pull.”
“Huh.” Easy bait set out, just a slight lilt of his voice.
“The fuck is that huh supposed to be?” Too easy.
“Nothing, nothing.”
“If you got something to say,” a step forward, “fucking say it, Bitchbert.” So, so easy.
Bookmarked by spilledsquidinc
21 Jul 2026
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How To Accidentally Acquire A Stepdad For Your Kid By Being Miserable And Pathetic by ValeRiver
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
15 Jul 2026
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The scene at Crypto Night goes a little differently when Robert goes into labor early.
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Or, what's more terrifying and traumatizing than giving birth alone? Giving birth with only the guy you maimed, humiliated, and arrested there to help, of course!
I was going to figure out a shorter title and have the current one as a joking "alternate title" thing, but it's hilarious so I kept it.
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- Part 4 of In which I say, get these men pregnant 🗣️
- Part 1 of Stepping UP
Bookmarked by spilledsquidinc
16 Jul 2026
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How To Maintain Your Mecha-Bitch: A Mechanic's Guide by ALCatLover
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
11 Jul 2026
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There's a glow of dim light coming from the otherwise dark apartment. In the center of the concrete floor, Robert is sitting criss-cross in his boxers and a tank top, the light of Alice's posable lamp centered on his arm, faint shadows of tools and containers and a roll of paper towels scattered around in reach.
Robert's arm doesn't look normal. It still has vague texture, an idea of what a human's skin should look like, but now it's rendered in silver from the elbow down. Metallic.
A seam has opened, at the hinge of the inner elbow held in his lap. It gleams wetly in iridescent black, drawing Chad's eye even from across the room and through glass, like the same wavering effect of those images of black holes, sucking in light so hard that it can't escape.
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