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    What if Kala and Kerchak's biological son had never died? What if Kala still found Tarzan? This is the tale of two brothers, bound not by blood, but by an extraordinary twist of fate. When Kano convinces his mother, Kala, and reluctantly, his father, Kerchak, to adopt the strange, hairless baby, their family—and the entire gorilla troop—is forever changed. Tarzan learns to survive the jungle with all the help from his family, especially his overprotective parents, and Kano learns hard lessons on what it means to be a big brother.

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    It's 1955 and Marta de la Reina is a Doctor at the newly established Air Force Base in Roswell, New Mexico, somewhat bored at the fact that nothing much seems to happen.
    As for Fina, well you guessed it, is an alien from the planet Valero, who casually crash lands into Marta's life in the hope finding out what happened to her fellow Valerons 8 years previously.
    This is a story of mystery, intrigue and a whole heap of sabotage from enemies on both sides of the universe. Can Fina, Marta and their trusted allies figure out the answer to the mysteries plaguing them and get Fina and her crew mates back home before it's too late.

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    My head-canons for TF2. They are subject to change as are the tags.

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    After dealing with a lifetime of trauma and despair, Delilah Emily Jones-Humboldt (DJ for short) is just barely making it through her life. But one day, when she finds out that one of her childhood abusers was out of prison and trying to stir up trouble, DJ drops everything to deal with the monster herself. But little did she know that she would be given a job as a mercenary for a company called Mann Co. And not only that, but she also never expected to find a family within her new teammates, and in many different ways.

    Join DJ as she learns the way of a hired gun and a defender against evil. Experience her battles against her foes and her own personal demons, and watch as she learns that one's team can be an amazing opportunity to heal a broken heart and become a family.

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    Soldier thought he’d rescued a raccoon.
    Turns out, it was just a kid in a red panda hoodie — and a hacker, at that.
    Now there’s one more member on RED Team, the base is somehow Wi-Fi enabled, and chaos.exe has officially been installed.

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    Ever since Hiro Hamada has come home for the summer, so many questions have plagued his mind that all he wants is to get back to the Magic Kingdom for answers. But just as he’s packing his bags, Hiro receives a warning from a strange little demon who says that if Hiro returns, disaster will strike. And strike it does. For in Hiro’s second year at the Magic Kingdom, fresh torments and horrors arise, including an outrageously self-centered new professor and a glitchy ghost who haunts the school’s former game room. But then the real trouble begins – someone is trapping students under a powerful spell with no hope of rescue. Could it be Kay and Boscha, both more poisonous rivals than ever? Could it be Willow, a new witch out to prove herself? Could it be Ralph, whose past has come back to haunt him? Or could it be the one that everyone most suspects…Hiro Hamada himself!

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    Takes place during episode 8 of Don't Join Team Red.

    Professor Archimedes finds an infant amidst the chaos and horror of one of his latest "experiments" and debates with himself on what to do with it.

    If you haven't watched the YouTube mini-series "Don't Join Team red", please do! It is a really really good TF2 horror and is currently ongoing and updating! So please go follow Daft Spunky on YouTube and support his series that he created all on his own, it's such an amazing project and worth getting behind!

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    The year is 2027 and Dr. Jane Schweitzman, along with her father and several other esteemed zoologists, has accepted an invitation to spend two months in West Africa locating a (probably imaginary) white gorilla that lives in the jungle. She expects to find nothing but standard, non-cryptozoological wildlife there. She certainly doesn't expect to meet a tall, adorably shy man who speaks like he was raised on poetry and lives with gorillas like he's one of them.

    The scars covering his body are like something out of Jane's favorite book, Frankenstein. But that book, with all its archetypal characters and impossible science, is fictional. Made up. Not real.

    Isn't it?

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    Gray Mann has killed his brothers and he further cemented his power when he successfully killed the Administrator. He's won everything he's ever set his mind to, and now the only possible opposition he has left is Miss Pauling. Unfortunately for Gray, Miss Pauling has one more trick up her sleeve.

    It is with great reluctance that Spy agrees to rally his team to help Miss Pauling defeat Gray Mann, but only because his hand his forced. So now, with Gray Mann hot on their tails, having hired enemies both old and new to chase them down, the Red Team must go across Australia to destroy all the remaining caches of Aulstralium in the hopes of being able destroy Gray Mann before he destroys them.

    Normally Spy and the BLU Medic wouldn't bat an eye at such a challenge, but with their relationship being so new, Snipers inability to give them direct answers as to why he has so many enemies in his homeland, and the entire team being stuck in Snipers van as they travel, things aren't exactly smooth. That and Olivia Mann has decided to join them.

    Meanwhile, Engineer, the RED Medic, and CMedic are also trying to destroy Gray and find the RED team, though the trust between them is fragile, and CMedics secrets runs deep.

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    Halloween, 1972. Three months after the showdown between Team Fortress and Team Fortress Classic at Gray Gravel Co., the RED and BLU teams are set to complete their final contract, given to them directly by the Administrator. The mission: Locate The Philosopher's Stone within Merasmus' library and deliver it to her. A simple mission that should have been done by morning, but disaster strikes when the mercenaries accidentally unleash a monster from one of Merasmus' books - The Shadow Blight, an eldritch abomination from another world.

    The teams are scattered across the globe by this foul creature and Heavy and Medic are left stranded at Gray Gravel Co., where they find themselves in the midst of an apocalypse. With no allies to turn to and the Shadow Blight looming large, the two men try to gather their resources when a familiar foe finds them.

    The Classic Heavy is somehow alive, and they quickly realize that they have no choice but to work together to survive. They don't know what lies ahead of them as the Shadow Blight ravages the world, but they must stay strong.

    But they are not on their own; a strange masked man from C. Heavy's past joins them on their journey - The Classic Medic.

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    “Now, Doc, drop the kid,” Dell said firmly, hands on his hips. “I’m sure whatever he broke we can fix-”

    “Nothing broke,” Ludwig cried in exasperation, "Archimedes is missing!”

     
    Red Team is thrown into chaos when Archimedes disappears. Blu Team tries to utilize the chaos for their own benefit.

    Includes Blu Medic, the Scouts, the French, sibling rivalry, medical malpractice, and of course, Archimedes

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    Scout has given Medic a gift! A very strange gift, a Pootis in a box!
    Unsure of what to do, Medic calls a very special friend dressed the exactly same way Pootis is to ask for a bit of help. What adventures will happen along the way? Who knows! Its Pootis! We love the tiny guy!

    Aka, an AU based off the Lil' Pootis series where Scout buys Medic Pootis instead of for himself

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    Pauling has a really weird dream where her coworkers are dating each other, flirting with each other, live in a kingdom with weird plants and also don't know who she is.

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    (oh my god, they were roommates)
    -=~*~=-
    This was not how you were planning on spending your evening.

    And yet, here you were. After opening up a mysteriously heavy package at your front door, with an even more mysterious note, the mercenaries from the hit game Team Fortress 2 have somehow managed to travel into this reality. And now you've now been tasked with finding a way to get the Teufort Nine back home.
    -=~*~=-
    a shameless, non-romantic self insert. updates whenever i have time

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    Medic's doves have always seemed to avoid Heavy. They hated change, and a new person coming around their space often was something they despised. However, things seem to be looking up when Heavy is left in the lab with them.

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    Collection of my 2025 Trick or Treat writing

    Uses the lifeonthemurdersim's masterlist
    (Not long enough to be their own works)
    (Weird formatting as they were originally written on my Tumblr plutoz-october-challenge-blog)

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    Welcome to a café full of birds, pastries, and very particular employees
    Sometimes it’s chaos
    Sometimes it warms your heart
    But above all - there are always birds

    OR Bird Café AU

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    “His cold hands balled into fists. He could not stray his eyes away from the beauty in front of him and he hated it. Something like this, something like her, could be seen as a weakness. And he had no weaknesses. She would have to die”

    Briar Rose chooses one day to walk a different route and it changes her life. Deep, deep inside the dark forest, she meets a stranger who had not expected to meet someone so beautiful.

    "A girl with the gold of morning sun in her hair, lips that could bring any rose to shame and singing such a melody unmatched, was standing there before him."
    .-.-.-.-.-.-.

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    My ass accidently deleted the original work, now trying to get it back from support I'm actually crying

     

     

     

    I'll fix all the italics later

     

     

    Edit: Themes of mental health and past child abuse. If this triggers you please don't read!

     

    Excerpt from intro:

    The best way to live is alone.

    Sniper learned things quickly, and this was no different. His career required him to be cold. Quiet. Accurate.

    Feelings get in the way. They hurt people. Hurt you.

    Yet, it wasn't his career that made him this way. And he knew it. It was a nice excuse. A way of waving off the true root of the problem.

    So when he was offered a job working with 8 others, his immediate response was no. No way he would be confined to a place living, eating, sharing with anyone else. He had enough money to last him a long time, there was no need for funds...

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    Medic and Heavy share a calm morning in the kitchen.

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