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Does Voldemort Even Lift, Bro? by zugrian
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Marvel (Comics)
12 May 2023
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Taking the cliche/trope of Harry Potter working out to its logical and completely ridiculous endgame. Now it's time to meet Beefcake Harry, Dudebro supreme. Also, starring his mentor... a great big buff guy named Thanos. And stoner Dumbledore, because why not?
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17 May 2026
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Sirius is in boarding school, Remus is in hospital, and they don't know each other until Sirius texts the wrong number.
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11 May 2026
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Who we are when no one is watching by uncanny_cerulean
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 Oct 2023
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Draco Malfoy has a good Ministry job, a bad reputation, and an even worse office. The latter is much improved when he stumbles upon a magical window. But much more than just giving him an office with a view, the window forces Draco to confront his own life choices and step out of his comfort zone.
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Voldemort's Second Cousin (three times removed) by TheWomanInGreen
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 Jun 2020
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Surely, any wizard who knows pureblood circles, knows you’re nothing to someone unless you can name their second cousin three times removed, as well as know exactly who in their family not to mention at dinner. Who was this Dark Lord’s second cousin three times removed? And why was he clearly not mentioning any of his family at dinner?
Regulus realises he might have found a way to make the idea of his joining the Dark Lord as repugnant to his fanatical pureblood mother as it is to him. Unfortunately, especially when it comes to avoiding a war, we often meet our fate on the road we take to avoid it.
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Stages of Hope by Kayly Silverstorm (Kayly_Silverstorm)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 Aug 2022
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“Your robes are…red,” Hermione finally said, strangely accusing.
“Burgundy!” Severus protested. Red was tacky. Burgundy, however, had class.
“And what did you do to your hair?” she asked in horrified fascination.
Snape’s hand rose to his scalp.
“Nothing! What is wrong with you? I just washed it and blow-dried it like every morning…”
“Ah, I see.” She nodded and stepped back. “Alternate dimension. It must be.”
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10 Dec 2025
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Capella Black sister of Sirius Black is crazy about family, but hers is broken. One day she randomly checks up on her Brothers godson and so seven year old Harry is quickly kidnapped, when she takes him for a check up with the goblins they say he has been claimed by magic and to execute her will. To keep Harry hidden while she collects allies she glamours him and claims he's her son Rigel that she had with her betrothed Barty Crouch Jr before he was found as a death eater in court. now the "mother & son" team try and figure out who they can trust.
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Harry and Luna are kids so it's strictly cute fluff stuff like holding hands you know age appropriate stuff if you have a problem with that this and my other works aren't for youevery day
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Day Twenty-One:
Prompt: Kiss for Good Luck
Pair: Harry/Fred & Harry/George
Timeline: Year 5- AU starting at the trial.Series
- Part 21 of Severitus812 Multiverse of Fluffiness.
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An experiment goes wrong in the Department of Mysteries giving Hermione the chance to change everything.
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Cassiopeia Narcissa Malfoy disappeared when she was eight, several years after the war, Narcissa is finally brave enough to rehang their family tapestry. None of them expected her face to be looking back at them. How forgiving will she be once she realises who she is?
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AITA for being "obsessed" with my childhood nemesis? by RainstormRadish for beta_vulgaris
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Nov 2023
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Alrakis • I [24M] attended a small boarding school in the UK. There was a boy in my year, a couple of months younger than me, and he became my nemesis after we developed an intense rivalry. My friend [25F] told me recently that our dynamic was "weird back then" and that "it’s even weirder" that I still think about him today. She argued that I talk about him all the time, but I believe the amount I talk about him is reasonable. AITA?
prongymcprongface • i completely get what you mean. i had a nemesis (like a school one, separate to my other nemesis) and we had a dynamic super similar to what you are describing. having a nemesis is a very cool and normal thing dw about it. NTA
In which Draco asks the internet if he's being reasonable. Only one commenter is sympathetic. They start talking.
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But they didn't save Sirius. Not really. He was still considered a criminal. Still had to hide. He and Professor Lupin didn't get their happy endings. One had to hide, and the other's secret was very likely to be found out.
And it was all Peter Pettigrew’s fault.
If the rat hadn't escaped, Sirius could get a trial and be found innocent.
With Snape, the only way to ensure he wouldn't say a word about the night was to Oblivate him. Harry saw Lockhart do it. He was pretty sure that, if the opportunity arose…
Wait.
Or, Harry and Hermione use the Time-Turner for a second time. Followed by Feelings and Harry getting a Loving family.
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Based on the “Don’t fear the grim reaper” - challenge
When Harry is killed during the Battle of Hogwarts, he meets his Reaper and finds that this is not the first time he has died. No. It's the sixth and his Reaper is going to get fired if Harry keeps dying before his time. So this time, he will be sent back with his memories intact (normally a big no no) and to an older version of himself so his body can cope with the memories and the magic.
He arrives back in his fourteen year old body, just before his fifteenth birthday, with the instructions to "Get it right!"
With what he now knows, and a few tips from his friendly Reaper, Harry heads to Gringotts for a few surprises and takes his first steps in getting control of his life. What he didn't realise however, was that along with other suppressions, he had a magical inheritance that would also be released that could make all the difference.
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- Part 5 of Completed Works by ToliamTales
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26 Oct 2025
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After his name came out of the Goblet of Fire, Harry woke to a disturbing reality. The wizarding world only saw him as an expendable pawn, his carefree attitude towards studying left him struggling to survive, and he had never truly appreciated the one, constant companion at his side—Hermione Granger. It was high time for change. Gradual Grey!HHR.
Illustrations for each chapter by Arishatistic.
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23 Oct 2025
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02 Sep 2025
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There's a reason Percy Weasley couldn't - not wouldn't - believe that Voldemort was back. It's not because he's a pompous prat. Oneshot, Percy POV, starting with the day of The Argument and left the Weasley household, all the way through a year past the end of Deathly Hallows
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21 Aug 2025
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When Tom Riddle returns to London for the summer, he finds Wool's Orphanage was hit during the Blitz. Rather than staying in the parish church or on the streets, Tom angrily breaks in to the Leaky Cauldron that night. The barman doesn't punish him. Instead, he rallies various magical adults in Tom's life to get him the help he needs, and even a family to live with, the Lovegoods...
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At the moment of his death, Severus Snape travels back in time to his worst memory... and promptly "nopes" right out of that situation to go do something better with this second life. He ends up in an unlikely collaboration with Petunia Evans and Sybill Trelawney on a quest to save John Lennon. (Pure crack)
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"This Cinders girl is just like you!" Dudley snickers as he watches the television. "Dressed in rags, does all the chores, always dirty, and no one wants her. Even her parents are dead!"
Later, when Harry lies in bed and stares up at the dusty cobwebs on the cupboard ceiling, he can't help but wonder wearily: "If I'm Cinders, does that mean one day someone will come to save me too?"
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Harry Potter and the Champion's Champion by Driftwood1965
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
25 Nov 2022
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