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He turned halfway, eyes still lingering on you, his head screaming at him to just keep walking. To just get back to his lab and pretend that none of this ever happened.
So why.
Why was his body not moving?
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Eager to show off his new invention that could turn anyone invisible - and to prank his brother by scaring the shit out of him - Ford accidentally intruded on a private moment between you and Stan. It's fine, though, he'd just leave and pretend he never saw anything. He should do that... right?Bookmarked by NonEntityyy
25 Apr 2026
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ford goes to show off his invisibility device but catches you getting ruined by Stan… it’s so hot
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Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
16 Apr 2026
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Grace is put on cleaning duty and gets a mysterious fourth bag of vodka for his troubles.
Rocky begrudgingly takes on the role of Designated Driver slash Space Blob Supervisor, and receives a different kind of gift in return.
“Grace. What are you doing?”
Grace's mouth, still smushed against my xenonite, curves upward: Contentment, happiness, satisfaction. Interesting, that it should be prone to smiling when made stupid by ethanol, but not so much when it gets stupid because of a lack of sleep.
“‘s called a kiss, buddy. I‘m givin’ you. A kiss. ‘cause you're my best friend annnnd I like you. And y’nno what, you're actually pretty nice. When you’re not goin’ outta your way to be mean to me, that is.”
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23 Apr 2026
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Rocky observes Grace in an inebriated state and gets kisses for his troubles lol
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You meet Stan Pines at the Mystery Shack's Summer Bash. The man himself is handsome, but that gold medallion around his neck... You can't not steal it.
You realize too late that you're in over your head.
(Now with an M/M version in Chapter 2! See notes for details.)
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- Part 1 of old man porn! (and non-porn)
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21 Apr 2026
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reader is at the pine’s party and notices Stan’s medallion… she plans to steal it. spice ensues
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You meet Stan Pines in the 70's in a moment of desperation; he helps you out. You start working as his secretary, but c'mon he's super hot, you see where this goes.
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20 Apr 2026
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Stan saves reader from ex and offers them a job as his secretary. Lots of sex ensues
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You're standing across the kitchen table from your boss, furiously flipping through the thick pages of a handwritten book filled with monsters, trying to find any kind of information on the creature that just bit him, and what's going to happen to him as a result. You're going to find out soon enough, and you're going to have to exercise a lot of self-restraint to keep yourself from giving into temptation.
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- Part 2 of normal about old men
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Stanford has always been in the habit of turning things he doesn’t understand into the one thing he does: science. It’s no surprise, then, when faced with your admission, that his reaction is not an emotional one but an academic one. There’s no room to feel flattered or cautiously optimistic, to wonder about the ‘what’ that could follow. There’s only the ‘why’ and ‘how’ - data to gather and a pattern to extrapolate. Your willingness to cooperate, ironically, has thrown a wrench in the works already; the only way the suggestion came so easily was through him believing it would be shot down. Having to actually follow through with it now is both unexpected and nerve-wracking.
But what are nerves to a scientist?
(or: You take an immediate, unwholesome liking to Ford’s hands. When he finally wrangles that information out of you, he doesn’t really believe it. He hooks you up to a Truth Teeth powered lie detector and does science on you about it. Sexy science.)
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18 Apr 2026
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reader as new mystery shack fixer gains a fixation with ford’s hands and ford needs proof
read 6/8
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A saccharine smut one shot: You meet Ford Pines while he's sailing with his brother. He has a book you want, but you decide it's not *that* important.
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18 Apr 2026
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reader picks up ford at a hotel bar and they fuck (he’s so responsive hehehe)
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Ford was used to life in the multiverse. Atleast mostly. He was used to the weird food and little water, the lack of hospitals and adequate medical care, and the crowd of strange looking creatures all around him. He learned very quickly to keep his hood up and head down at all times. He was a master of safety and self-control. Right?
Ford finds a human working in an alien brothel, and fucks her. Enjoy!
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16 Apr 2026
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ford sees another human for the first time since being pushed into the portal… in a brothel
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“So, okay—wait, so—thirty years.”
Ford lifts a brow over the rim of his coffee mug. You fear he’s swiftly regretting confiding in you; this is the third time you’ve doubled back today.
“So did you—I mean, had you ever, like…"
There’s a long pause in which you become painfully aware of who it is you’re speaking to and what it is you’re trying to solicit.
“Sorry, um, actually, you know what, forget it. Forget I started asking this.”
Ford absently flips a page in the pocket notebook he’s reviewing. “You want to know whether I had any… intimate encounters?”
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15 Apr 2026
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reader and ford get closer through more and more provocative conversations and one thing leads to another…
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15 Apr 2026
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reader and ford dry hump, he bites her and gives her an alien std lol just kidding they’re now biologically bonded through blood or whatever
2/4 books
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Stanford falls through the portal in 1982, but is pulled back almost immediately. Stanley, meanwhile, struggles for 30 years to bring his brother back. Neither is reunited with the brother they expect.
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Zuko goes into exile with a scar, a mission, and a wife.
The girl wears ill fitted ceremonial silks. She is too thin, with jutting bones and hollowed eyes. Dirt smudges her cheek. Her lower lip has a healing split in it. Gaudy as her finery is, she wears it like prisoner’s rags.
All of this Zuko registers in the time it takes him to reach the dais and bow. Every muscle aches with the remembrance of what happened the last time he knelt before Father. This time there is no begging, no roar of the crowd, no burning. Still—Zuko’s grateful to stand once more.
Slipping into soldier’s parade rest, he waits for what will come next, all too aware of the girl’s defiant body next to his.
“I am told that this is Katara of the Southern Water Tribe,” Father says, cruel amusement oiling his words. The phrasing makes the girl sound like a thing. “The last waterbender of their pathetic tribe.” Flames conceal all but his shadow, yet Zuko knows from long experience the exacting blade of his father’s smirk. The smirk he must surely wear now. Because he has built up his insult and now he lets it fall. “Your bride.”
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01 Apr 2026
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zuko agrees to marry a captured avatar!katara and they grow up on his ship together
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Chief Hakoda and his men are out on patrol when they encounter a surprise: an injured boy alone on the ice.
Hakoda brings him back to the South Pole, but keeping this boy alive may be dangerous in ways Hakoda had not anticipated...
A canon-divergent story where Zuko comes of age with the Southern Water Tribe with his only two friends in the world: Sokka and Katara.
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05 Feb 2026
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Hakoda saves a shivering Zuko and he grows up in the Southern Water Tribe
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Consume me with fire; flood me with desire by Dacamia
Fandoms: Avatar: The Last Airbender
12 Nov 2020
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“You have to be sure, Katara. The way I feel… if you let me put my hands on you… I want you so much. I’ll consume you.”
Arousal shot through Katara like a lightning-bolt at his words. He felt it too, whatever that charged energy between them was. Even now, it thrashed within her like a wild thing.
Breathlessly, she said, “Touch me, please Zuko.”
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A whole canon rewrite where Katara and Zuko get to know each other MUCH better and earlier in the series. Featuring canon-divergences, angst and pining, fluff, and a whole lot of smut.
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31 Jan 2026
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katara and zuko travel together and get ~close~
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Lu Ten survives the siege of Ba Sing Se, and Iroh returns home to depose the usurping Ozai. Determined that no more sons or daughters will die in war, he begins peace negotiations with the Earth Kingdom and Water Tribes.... offering Zuko and Azula, his secondary and tertiary heirs, as marriage-pieces. Zuko is offered to the Water Tribe... specifically, to Hakoda and his daughter Katara. Mild smut.
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27 Jan 2026
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wholesome arranged marriage between zumpe and katara
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a series centered around Legundo/Owen set in a College AU developed in part with gh0st-s0da on tumblr
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20 Nov 2025
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v!owen attends college and has an arrangement with legundo
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After being captured, with no sign of rescue in sight, Owen is forced to remain under Dr. Legundo's care. Despite Owen's best efforts to remain the terrifying vampire the town knows him as, cracks start to show. Beneath the hatred is an unresolved grief the doctor seems determined to understand.
Very mild spoilers for up to episode 7 (direct quotes used, spoilers for Owen and Legs' backstories, minor spoilers for episode 7).
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19 Nov 2025
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v!owen is under the care of legundo after being captured
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Vampires SMP AU where the humans found a way to cure the vampirism spreading among them.
Mostly Owen-centric (at the moment), he's having a bad time.
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19 Nov 2025
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v!owen gets forcefully turned back
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Owen is a self sacrificing idiot, is what he is. Nearing deaths door due to a scarcity of blood amongst the coven, and his determination to keep the new fledglings alive, he has found himself desperately returning to Oakhurst. In his weakest moments when he assumes the end of him, the good Doctor Legundo is here to help -- even if that means his own end.
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05 Oct 2025
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v!owen is hella hungry and legundo is there to help
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PyroScythe was just turned and Scott's been spending a lot of time with his brand new fledgling. Owen reminisces about all the time he lost with Louis and all the things he didn't learn. Though 200 years old, he doesn't really know the first thing about Vampires and Vampire culture.
Scott has a plan to change that, whether or not Owen wants too as well.
Rated M for Violence o7
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05 Oct 2025
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v!scott resires v!owen and it hurts…
