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V1 has reached Heaven through violence (more or less), and gets the opportunity of a lifetime.
Angels are desperate, some more than the others.
Hell is not as empty as it made you believe.
Gabriel is... Well, he is not dead, but he is working on it. He also gets to eat toothpaste.This fic is being vibewritten. That is, I have a vibe and I am writing it without a clear objective in mind. It's nothing like vibecoding.
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VIOLENCE /// SIXTH
Iphigenia looks at Kushiel who slides down to the ground, as unnoticeable as his bulk can be. It immediately presses: “So, Cutiel, you and Hell–”
"Have a normal and healthy romantic and sexual relationship," the Seraph doesn't say, because it is not true.AKA
Kushiel was made to be the Punisher of the Eternally Damned in Hell. He is its faithful servant. He rains torment upon the damned endlessly and creatively much to Hell's enjoyment. And far it be for anyone to say that Hell doesn't reward good behavior with good gifts.
The Seraph, strictly speaking, wants to get utterly railed by a living torture dimension, but his body was not made with any sex in mind. So they are getting really creative.Series
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First Flowers After the Wildfire / Fuck Meredith Stannard's Stupid Baka Life She Guesses by Tolpen
Fandoms: Dragon Age (Video Games)
05 May 2026
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You can take Meredith out of the Gallows but you can never get the Gallows out of Meredith. And speaking of things you can never get our of Meredith, on the list are also feelings, admissions of wrongdoing, daggers, words of support and- Wait, daggers?
Also known as: Meredith Stannard decides to overhaul her life and join the Inquisition. Maybe not exactly in that order. And boy, does reconciling with her past actions only start her problems.
And it's in second person. Congratulations. You are now Meredith.
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The Antaam broke away from the Qun quite violently. One man in particular is taking that extremely badly.
Or: Prologue to whatever the [Veilguard] Feeling of Sharing will be.
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- Part 5 of Real Feeling of Sharing
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The Arishok had asked a Sten "What is the Blight?" After a year spent in Ferelden, the Sten brought this answer.
AKA Hespit’s Poem (Qun Disco Remix)
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- Part 2 of Real Feeling of Sharing
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Fics in this series belong to the same interpretation of the ULTRAKILL universe (I suppose that once Treachery comes out, it will count as a full-fledged AU, but not quite yet!) and feature the came cast of OCs as well as color-coded fonts for different characters
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Real Feeling of Sharing by Tolpen
Fandom Dragon Age - All Media Types, Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age: Origins - Awakening, Dragon Age: The Veilguard (Video Game)
19 Feb 2026
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This series is a "playthrough" of the Dragon Age game series with a twist take on the Modern Girl In Thedas trope. Narrated in first person it follows the Oracle, a young woman from modern Earth transported into Thedas through unknown means who's derailed the history on the eve of the Battle of Ostagar which starts the events of Dragon Age: Origins. The world is forever changed and yet the same.
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Things that fit into Damon Gant's sofa storage space by Tolpen
Fandom 逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney
11 Jan 2024
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Premise: Gregory Edgeworth's spirit was channeled by Bodi Fey, an uncle of Maya's who was previously thought to have close to zero spiritual strength. The channeling happened right as Bodi was shot in heart, so the spirit's presence is what is keeping him alive. because there were doctors and policemen asking questions, Phoenix gave them the name of Bodi Fey, and since then Gregory had kept the charade up for most of the world. Phoenix's closest know that Bodi is, in fact, a spirit, but who he really is they do not have the faintest.
The only man who knows Gregory Edgeworth's true identity is Manfred von Karma, recently released from prison on parole.Gregory and Manfred upon their first post DL-6 meeting enter a very badly negotiated but definitely heated physical relationship while they both try to figure out their place in a world that's moved on without them.
Mix of depressive musing, language yoga, silly shenanigans and porn.
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As the tin says, this is a series of Vignettes from my "Hell Mark arc" story.
Currently the Hell Mark arc is so full of plot holes that I can't really write a coherent story together, but basically Hell is not as safe from being the centre of serious shit going down as its inhabitants thought. Whether Ichigo Kurosaki develops Hell powers in the process remains to be seen.
Besides, this is not just about Ichigo. This is mostly about the people who have decided that being dead does not stop them from saving the world. Or at least kicking some serious arses.
The Vignettes serve as a cover-up for the lack of coherent plot. Hopefully as I write these, I'll figure out what the [bleep] is happening.Captain Kurotsuchi gets laid.
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Gabriel is kidnapped right after he killed Minos.
It's been a very long time since Hell had an Archangel to Itself.Series
- Part 1 of Possession, Obsession Extended Universe
Bookmarked by Tolpen
10 Jun 2026
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angel in the meatgrinder, making everything worse for himself (that's part of the ematgrinder)
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Gabriel let out an ugly bark of laughter and abruptly looked away, his hand rubbing against the front of his helm.
“Machine,” he said in wry, twisted amusement, “you are far more likely to grow a soul. When a day comes that an object such as yourself possesses such a thing, will be the day an angel can live without Father’s light.”
V1 knew a challenge when it heard one. It also knew it excelled at winning them.
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In Gabriel's final hours, he and V1 make a bet.
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Act 0: Finished
Act 1: Finished
Act 2: OngoingSeries
- Part 1 of The Gabv1el Road Trip
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Bookmarked by Tolpen
21 Apr 2026
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44/lot
21 gram experiment Bingo Cardsick Gabriel Gabriel learns to parry Gabriel's been giving his machines his divine ember whatsits Gabriel is the most chill normal angel (that's nto good) Gabriel's semilobotomy is self-inflicted star gazingstickers 4 armours [IMMA KILL COUNCIL 4 U] "Yeah, about that..." polycuddle pile gang breaks & gets back together V1 repair module gets busted Venus-1 singing time ((Free Space)) ((Pater Ex Machina)) Git Gut most awkward family reunion of Vs gang goes back to Hell BFM (Big Fucking Monster) gang rides subway/train (still works) Galadriel is real last surviving human (bonus: horrible person) ball gowns episode fencing lesson There Is Only One Bed (nobody uses it) Homestuck reference Venuss cusses someone out -
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A side-story to More Stern and Bloody Than the Centaurs' Feast that can be read as a stand-alone. Eridan is struggling to come to terms to living post-game and post-erisolsprite, and having to face the ghosts of his actions across a myriad of timelines. Sollux is finding himself rolling his double-yous and dreaming of terrible blinding-white wraiths that keep coming to attack him no matter how many he shoots down. Two old enemies and unwilling body-sharers try to negotiate a friendship of sorts.
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- Part 2 of More stern and bloody
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A delegation from the Kingdom of Gebra has arrived in Ankh-Morpork and Downey is under instruction to see that they have a Good Time and, more importantly, that everyone behaves themselves.
At the Selachii annual masque, things go a little wahoonie shaped with attempted murder, half-thought through seductions for reasons of State Politics, and one Master Assassin who does not, at all, have a Thing for a certain Patrician of Ankh-Morpork.
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Response to the fic ask meme request: " "I'm here. I've got you. You're safe now." with Downey saying it to Vetinari please 👀?"
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Idolatry is a sin. The faithful Ferryman knows this—yet when he gazes upon the statue of his savior that he so lovingly chiseled, he feels far, far closer to divinity. In the depths of Hell, Gabriel finds the Ferryman carving intimate details into his stone flesh.
(Alternatively: an arrogant angel chooses to encourage his most devout follower’s many sins—including, but not limited to, idolatry.)
Bookmarked by Tolpen
23 May 2026
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finally, some quality porn. i mean character study. i mean, both.