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    Shane Hollander is too much of a nosy bitch to go years with a Russian situationship and not learn a little Russian. And I think the post-tuna melt conversation would have gone quite differently if he had.

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    18 Jul 2026

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    “I’m sorry, but my answer is no. Someone else might be willing to switch if you ask.”

    “I can’t believe—this is unacceptable! I’m going to call the flight attendant over and get this sorted out right now!”

    Flustered and cornered, Shane injects his Captain Voice into the conversation. “Ma’am, I understand that you’re upset, but I paid for this seat and am going to stay here. You’ll have to find someone else willing to change places or just fly with the seat you booked. I’m sorry I couldn’t help you.”

    She hisses like a goddamn tea kettle, and starts to say, “You are the most selfish man I’ve ever—” when another voice behind her says, “You are blocking my seat. Move.”

    Shane and the woman turn to assess the new arrival. It turns out that his seat partner is well above six feet tall, ripped as hell, and knows how to deliver an excellent bitch face. He’s also the hottest man that Shane has ever seen in real life, including a chance run-in with Jensen Ackles at a Stars game.

    Or, still!famous Shane meets non!famous Ilya on a cursed flight from Ottawa to Boston and kind of (totally) falls in love with him at first sight (and first chirp)

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    19 Jul 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    zis

  3. Public Bookmark 28

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    Shane doesn’t know why he chose to move to Boston to join the Raiders after his hellish stint playing for the Metros. He had a long laundry list of reasons why Boston was the right fit for him: they were a legacy team, it was a good city, a good hockey-loving city, where he could settle down and start to build his life, it was only a short plane ride away from his parents, the list goes on. He thinks his mom even believed some of them. He couldn’t deny, though, not to himself, at least, that Boston’s star center had a little bit to do with that decision.

    Shane transfers to Boston early in his career after he finds himself at the center of a scandal with the Metros. Boston gives him a chance to start over, to build the professional hockey career he always dreamed of, but the transfer doesn’t come without its fair share of problems, especially since Boston is home to his on-ice rival, Ilya Rozanov.
    The two become unlikely friends when Shane agrees to help him practice his English, bonding as they start to share bits of their respective cultures.
    There are some things about Rozanov, however, that Shane doesn’t quite understand.

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    19 Jul 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    pr 2, Shane geit kein boston, zei zenen nuch nisht tsisamen

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    “We could…be friends, maybe.” Shane’s voice was small, hesitant on almost every sound.

    “Wha–” Ilya’s reply was less of a word and more of a stupid, confused noise like he’d been punched. A punch probably would’ve caught him less off guard than what Shane actually said.

    “Y’know, text about the hockey gossip? You call, I answer? Friends.”

    Something terrifyingly bright exploded into Ilya’s chest. Something dangerous, that felt like maybe it could keep him warm through the summer in Russia, through the chill that permeated his childhood home no matter how warm it was outside.

    “And also we like to suck each other’s dicks,” he quipped, trying to deflect.

    “Fuck off, Rozanov.”

    ---

    Drunk and young and stupid, Shane and Ilya choose to be honest - just a little bit. To lean into each other, instead of apart. What happens if they choose to be a little bit brave on a Vegas rooftop in 2011, and keep choosing it?

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    19 Jul 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    biz 19, git geshribn

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    @IlyaRozanovOfficial✅ Happy to announce that I WILL be pounding Shane Hollander tonight! That ass is MINE!

    @CliffMarleau✅Brother, please ask me before you post shit like this.

    @BostonWAGOneDay pounding him into… the boards… right? RIGHT?

    @HollanderBabe24 in my dreams 🙏🙏🙏

    @HockeyFan81 PLEASE have someone proof-read this man’s Tweets.

    @IllyaRozanovOfficial✅ what is ‘proof-read’? Internet tells me this mean
    fix errors. What error? I said what I said.

    @HockeyFan81 I’M SCREAMING

    OR: Instead of just hooking up at the CCM shoot, Shane and Ilya start a serious relationship the summer before their rookie season. They are not public about their relationship, but Ilya sees no reason to lie when people ask him what he thinks of his biggest rival. Maybe it’s the Russian accent, though, because for some reason, everyone thinks he's joking.

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    18 Jul 2026

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    In another timeline, Shane and Ilya hook up in room 1410, nothing goes wrong, and everything plays out exactly as we know it.

    In this one, Yuna Hollander walks in before Ilya can leave—and the seven-year situationship never gets the chance to start. Instead, through the power of miscommunication, Shane and Ilya start dating in 2010. With better support, they make better decisions. Their rivalry fizzles out before it ever has the chance to fully ignite, replaced instead by a beloved “bromance". In 2015, they come out to the NHL and the world.

    No one believes them.

     

    Or: Somehow, despite Shane and Ilya being out for two years, Scott Hunter is still considered the first openly gay player in the NHL, much to Ilya’s horror.

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    17 Jul 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    banger, 10

  7. Public Bookmark 36

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    Montreal Metroes turned on Shane Hollander the moment he slipped and made a mistake. And all because of what? Because he was gay. Yes, the only fucking reason.

    Somewhat heartbroken, and secretly seeking revenge, Shane joins his hometeam- the Ottawa Centaurs.
    They are the exact opposite of the Metroes, fun and frivolous, and goading Shane on towards more reckless decisions.

    Like, fake dating his arch rival, Ilya Rozanov.

    It didn't even make any sense. And that's why, total chaos ensues!

    Or, where Shane is in Ottawa Centaurs first, instead of Ilya. Ilya's still in Boston, still winning games ( and fake winning Shane's heart) . Let's see what happens then!

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    14 Jul 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    biz 4

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    Shane Hollander was boring. Or at least that is what his ex-boyfriend told him when he unceremoniously dumped him. Now, six months after the last time he spoke to Johnathon, he was finally beginning to feel alright. He had a good job, a good side-hustle, good friends and (most importantly) good health. He didn't have to deal with Johnathon's mess left lying around his house, nor did he have to put up with his boyfriend's creepy preoccupation with another man.

    So when he agreed to privately teach yoga to a famous client, he definitely didn't expect it to be his ex-boyfriend's parasocial obsession. He may resent Ilya Rozanov, but he's a professional who can keep it together. It's only a few months. He'll make it out of this alive. Definitely. Probably.

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    14 Jul 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    biz 5

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    A collection of fics where Scott Hunter comes to Ilya's rescue.

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    08 Jul 2026

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    tzi leinen

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    “Why the fuck do you care what happens to Rozanov?”

    Shane doesn’t answer.

    He’s already running for the Raiders’ locker room.

    ⎯⎯⎯

    Or, Ilya has a panic attack in the Raiders' locker room after getting a phone call from his brother telling him about his father’s death.

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    07 Jul 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    biz 18

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    AU where one of Shane’s rookies comes out early on in his career. Organized in chronological order.

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    07 Jul 2026

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    Tsi leinen

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    "Holy shit!" Vic gasps, gaping at Ilya. "Holy shit," he repeats more slowly as realization dawns on him. "Shane Fucking Hollander is your Montreal girl?"

    OR: Ilya's teammates go with him to visit Hollander at the hospital and a high-on-painkillers Shane can't keep his mouth shut. Ilya learns that when it comes down to it, ice is thicker than blood.

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    06 Jul 2026

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    biz 8, ilya zeht shane mit'n team, zaane interakties mit de rookies, zeier zies ingantsen

  13. Public Bookmark 94

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    “Alright.”

    And then after a beat and a slow nod.

    “Okay. Let's do London. Maybe it could be fun.”

    Shane was tired of the conversation all at once. And if he really thought about it, he had run out of excuses.

    After the worst day of his life (aka Tunagate), Shane Hollander agrees to spend two weeks at Wimbledon as a guest of Rolex. His mother is convinced he'll hit it off with the Swedish princess. Shane is just trying to get away from the memory of Ilya Rozanov.

    Unfortunately for both of them, neither of them knows they're headed to the same place.

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    05 Jul 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    london!! biz 5

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    Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov are teammates, charity co-founders and ex-rivals. They are definitely not dating, and are obviously both super heterosexual.
    It's a new season and Lily (Shane's very real girlfriend, who is definitely not his Captain Ilya Rozanov) has decided to join the group chat for the spouses and partners of Ottawa Centaurs, which Jane (Ilya Rozanov's very real girlfriend, who is definitely not his alternate Captain Shane Hollander) is already a member of.

    What could go wrong?

    ( The sequel to "I just need a quiet place where I can scream how I love you")

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    05 Jul 2026

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    biz 12

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    Refusing to let Ilya ruin his career by signing with Ottawa, Shane chooses to really give their relationship a try and moves to Boston to live with Ilya and become a Raider. What follows is enough public scrutiny and backlash from his team that it has him questioning if he made the right decision. Until moments with Ilya and the Raiders show him exactly why he chose correctly.

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    Hayden’s eyes flickered to Shane as he sat on the bench, chewing on the edge of his mouth guard.

    “Don’t fucking look at him,” Ilya insisted as he bent down for the faceoff.

    “Excuse me?” Hayden mumbled, eyes darting back to him.

    “You heard me,” he retorted, his tone clipped. “He’s not your teammate anymore; he’s mine. If you think Marlow is a problem to your game, wait until you see what I will do to your team if you hurt anyone on mine again.”

    Hayden scoffed, dipping his head as he tried to focus on the game. Something about Ilya’s words still rang through his head though, sounding so definitive that he didn’t want to risk seeing what he was actually referring to when he said that.

    The puck dropped again, and Ilya stole it before he could comprehend how quickly it happened.

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    02 Jul 2026

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    biz 2, zeeeeeeeihr lange prukim, shane is sich aribergefurn kein boston

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    Following the internet success of Shane and Ilya's presentation at the NHL Awards, ESPN decided to contract with them to do a whole series. It goes far better than anyone could have dreamed.

    -or-

    “When you think about it,” Jackie said, when Shane had dinner with her and Hayden a few days later, “hockey’s basically already reality tv.”

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    01 Jul 2026

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    ziiiiiiis, g'endigt

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    “Uh,” he says, looking up from his screen and feeling his ears go hot, realizing for the first time that this habit of his hasn’t actually come up before until this exact moment.

    “What?” Rozanov asks, sounding more amused than anything else. “You are one of the people who does Instagram for food now?”

    “No,” Shane says, stalling between answering and finishing his Snap so he can send it to Melissa, “one sec.” He finishes typing out 'Tuna melt. Chips. Pickles. It smells really good. Swiss cheese, I think.' before he looks back to Rozanov, putting his phone facedown on the coffee table. “Just sending it to someone on the staff. She likes knowing what I’m eating.”

    He doesn’t know if Melissa likes knowing what he’s eating, per se, but she also seems pleased when he talks about enjoying food for things beyond how many grams of protein it has in it.

    “Ah,” Rozanov says, in a tone Shane can’t quite read. “You always send her your food then, this girl?”

    (shane has a habit of sending his team's dietician his meals for approval) (the problem with this habit? he forgets to tell ilya exactly what it is that melissa does) (how the tuna meltdown is AVERTED through the power of miscommunication)

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    30 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    co narishkeit chub lib 😂😂

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    shane hollander is drafted to the boston raiders in 2010, one year after ilya rozanov. it changes a lot.

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    29 Jun 2026

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    CHUFFF A SEQUALLL

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    Shane makes a drunken mistake in the name of protecting his carefully constructed closet, his life explodes in spectacular fashion. Suddenly faced with an unplanned pregnancy, a movie-star girlfriend, and a team of publicists convinced that "devoted family man" is a better headline than "gay hockey player," Shane commits himself to a future that looks perfect on paper. The only problem is that his heart still belongs to Ilya Rozanov—the man he left behind a few months earlier with a broken heart, several unresolved feelings, and a belly button full of cum.

    Featuring an unforgettable supporting cast of ridiculous characters—including the endlessly supportive Rose, a delightfully meddling book club of old biddies who adopt Ilya as one of their own, and a sweet baby who changes all of their lives—this is a funny, emotional story about parenthood, forgiveness, grief, healing, and two grown men who could have avoided most of their problems by having one honest fucking conversation.

    or- Shane knocks up Rose, almost dies, and he and Ilya find their way back to each other the way they always do...only now they have an adorable baby to love too.

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    27 Jun 2026

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    biz tsvelef, a sheiner maase

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    Ilya couldn’t help but laugh, it was a very Shane answer. “A friend who is girl, hm, very scandalous Hollander I will have to alert press immediately,” He teased.

    He narrowly dodged the pillow that was launched at his head, ignoring the way his heart soared as Shane laughed and shot off an affectionate, “Fuck you,”

    ——————————————
    Or, Shane has a sister and Ilya gets a new best friend.

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    26 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    chbliiii

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