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"Get in, loser. We're going grave robbing" [sepia-scale illustration of horse drawn hearse on a lonely road, with bare tree branches framing the scene]]



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    A series of social media / group chat one-shots in which Ilya Rozanov causes chaos, shit-stirs, and rage-baits his boyfriend and the world in the name of love (supposedly).
    All of the one-shots are connected and in chronological order, but can technically be read as stand-alones (though they will make more sense read together, in order).

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    After winning the Stanley Cup in 2023, the Ottawa Centaurs Rookies are drunk and making wishes only to end up in Tampa Bay in 2017. Step one when something goes wrong and you need an adult? Find Team Dads Ilya and Shane. This can't go wrong.
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    Basically I drop the Centaur's rookies into 2017 as a plot device for shenanigans and fixing Hollanov's relationship. Then I send them home and let the butterfly effect run rampant.

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    “Hollander,” Ilya murmured gently. “Bath is ready.”

    Shane cracked his eyes open, staring dumbly at the burly Russian hovering over him where he was still laying in bed.

    “…bath?” He croaked, voice raspy with disuse.

    “Mm. I ran you a bath. It will make you feel better before you go to sleep tonight. Will help with your sore muscles.”

    Shane asks Ilya to fuck him gently during one of their regular hookups, badly bruised from their game. Ilya runs him a bath afterwards, and they fall secretly and desperately in love that way, through whispered confessions and late night conversations while Shane soaks, and Ilya quietly observes him.

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    19 Aug 2026

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    Shane gets a snack in Regina and ends up in a stairwell with Ilya Rozanov. A month later he takes three dozen different pregnancy tests that all say the same thing.

    And no one can ever know.

    Except Ilya isn't blind. He isn't stupid. He can do math. And Shane Hollander's sheltered daughter looks like him.

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    18 Aug 2026