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    According to Council records, the Fulgur Ovium Zedaph Pleighs and his two co-workers - the Ignis Petra Tango of the Tek Clan and the Inferni ImpulseSV - are officially called Sapience Outreach Specialists. They jokingly refer to themselves though as the First Contact Crew. It’s up to them to determine the sentience and sapience of alien races that either volunteer or are brought to them by the Council.
    And recently the Council has brought them one hell of a challenge: determine the sentience and sapience of a recently discovered species called Terrans using an individual that they nickname Blue.

    Meanwhile Skizz just wants to be treated like a person by the aliens that abducted him and go back to Earth…

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    12 Aug 2026

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    Tommy claws his way out of the Dream SMP tooth and claw - carves through the walls keeping him in and takes a leap.

    He doesn't wind up where he expected - and there are a lot of differences between Dream SMP and Hermitcraft.

    Tommy's a fighter, though. He'll be fine.

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    20 Mar 2026

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    Grian needs to heal. But it's so hard when his past is a monster, lurking in the shadows and ready to pounce at the slightest indication of weakness, ready to tear him apart from the inside if he can't get his act together.

    And he just can’t seem to get his act together.

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    Grian is very much not okay and dealing with a past that seems to follow him wherever he goes.

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    11 Mar 2026

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    “Sapnap, I swear, I’m sorry, I just wanted-” And fuck that was worse, worse than when Quackity accidentally called them Schlatt in the throes of his terror because it meant Quackity knew who he was and that wasn’t enough to deter his fear.

    “It’s okay,” He reassured instantly, holding up his hands in what he hoped was a non-threatening gesture. Quackity flinched into the wall, his body shaking so hard Sapnap was a little worried he was having a seizure. Fuck, fuck, fuck, he was unbearably horrible at this. His mistakes were so beyond amateur you would think he’s never dealt with this before. What had worked in the past? “Are you okay?” He asked, redundantly because Quackity sure as fuck wasn’t okay and what kind of a stupid question was that-

    Or, Sapnap tries to help Quackity, specifically through the lens of food-related trauma

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    07 Feb 2026

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    18 May 2025