I_am_Riddikulus
Fandoms
- Dream SMP (6)
- Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling (6)
- Original Work (2)
- Batman - All Media Types (2)
- Undertale (Video Game) (2)
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Thomas Riddle’s Handbook for the Dead by I_am_Riddikulus
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 Jun 2026
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“𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘪𝘳𝘵 𝘣𝘦𝘯𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘩 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳𝘯𝘢𝘪𝘭𝘴 𝘵𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘰𝘭𝘥 𝘳𝘰𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘯𝘦𝘸 𝘣𝘦𝘨𝘪𝘯𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴. 𝘏𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘤𝘳𝘢𝘸𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘩 𝘢 𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘩𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘸 𝘳𝘪𝘣𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘪𝘯𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘵𝘦 𝘩𝘶𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳, 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘵𝘰 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘭𝘥𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘣𝘰𝘺 𝘪𝘯 𝘓𝘰𝘯𝘥𝘰𝘯 𝘸𝘢𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦.”
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Winston died, met Death, and chewed then teleported his way out of a coffin just in time to get dropped off at Wool’s Orphanage. He’s not entirely human anymore, his appetite is frankly monstrous, and he belongs completely to Tom Riddle.
Even when a wealthy enough man adopts Winston and drags him out of the gray walls of Wool's, he comes back every single day. Because Tom doesn't like sharing his things, and Winston doesn't know how to survive without Tom keeping him on a leash.
Then the letters from Hogwarts arrive, and the wizarding world has absolutely no idea what kind of monsters are walking through the front gates.
Series
- Part 5 of Harry PottAH
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Winston's Completely Reasonable Employment Situation by I_am_Riddikulus
Fandoms: Dream SMP
06 Jun 2026
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Winston Caffatre Marshfield is just a normal seventeen-year-old.
Well.
Normal-ish.
Sure, he lives in a terrible apartment, survives almost entirely through caffeine and bad decisions, works at a high-end restaurant that's definitely doing more than just serving food, and possesses Clairalience that's slowly but surely kicking his ass.
But besides that?
Completely normal.
So why, in Prime's name, does everyone keep looking at him like he's about to collapse?
Why is his boss threatening to force him to sleep?
Why do grown men keep trying to give him life advice?
Why is Kessho convinced he's going to accidentally get himself killed?
And, perhaps most importantly—
Why do powerful people keep noticing him?
Winston would really prefer they didn't.
He's got enough problems already.
Like the migraines.
And the insomnia.
And the corpses. ESPECIALLY the corpses.
And whatever the hell is wrong with his spine.
And the increasingly unsettling realization that some of the nicest people he's met recently are probably the exact sort of people his mother warned him about.
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- Part 3 of Dsmp Fics for the WIN
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Dying and waking up in some alternate version of the Harry Potter universe was NOT on Wilbur's bucket list.
Not that Wilbur has a bucket list, that's for losers. (No shame on you if you have a bucket list, go off) But honestly, this sucks.
Scratch that, this doesn't suck, he's rich- has a damn servant- as many sweets as he could want- an entire library to himself- everything's good.
If you don't consider the fact that apparently his two 'fathers,' Remus John Lupin and Sirius Orion Black, genuinely act like he doesn't exist, and instead fawn over some Harry James Potter kid.
But at least Wilbur- now Pontus- has the portraits of his dead grandparents, his cousin Draco, friend Blaise, and his actual, alive pseudo-grandparents, the potters. Everything is pretty damn great.
... Take away the fact that the body, Wilbur, was apparently some 'snobby pure-blood arsehole'. But eh, he'll take what he can get.
(WILBUR SOOT IS NOW MY OC, KINDA, HES NAMED WINSTON GIDEON-ASHE GILDAY. He is my perfect arsonist little British boy.)
Series
- Part 4 of Harry PottAH
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Little Drabble and flicks of my soon to be real fic Marigold Marauders!
In which gods got annoyed as they usually do- and decided to pump some people full of Khaos’ blood and let them run around.
Fun times.
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- Part 6 of Harry PottAH
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⚠️BEING REWORKED!!!⚠️
Igor died at twenty from an intracerebral hemorrhage after making the medically questionable decision to “sleep it off.”
Unfortunately, death was only the beginning of his problems.
Now reborn as Ignazius Emrys - heir to Merlin’s ancient house, Duke of fucking Albion, chosen child of Khaos, and owner of a deeply concerning amount of magical property - he has exactly three goals:
1. Avoid British men.
2. Avoid British politics.
3. Absolutely not fall in love with Tom Riddle.Sadly, the universe appears to disagree.
⚠️BEING REWORKED!!!⚠️
Series
- Part 3 of Harry PottAH
Recent series
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Harry PottAH by Btwimhighasdope, I_am_Riddikulus, orphan_account
Fandom Dream SMP, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 Jun 2026
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Recent bookmarks
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The Golden Trio and The Fuckass Coin by TinaBell22
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 May 2026
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Harry, Ron, and Hermione accidentally travel back in time and immediately turn history into a mess.
It really doesn’t help that Hermione suddenly wants to shag past Lord Voldemort.
Ron and Harry wisely keep their mouths shut, fully aware that their own new romantic inclinations are just as questionable. Apparently, they all have a thing for domineering snakes with dark tendencies.
Tom Riddle, for his part, intended to pursue evil in relative peace. Instead, he finds himself saddled with three chaotic intruders from the future, acquiring stress, headaches, and alarmingly high blood pressure along the way.
Written for Harry Potter fans who love the Golden Trio as a unit, and are tired of fics where one of them is sidelined, friendships fall apart, or mutual hatred replaces canon chaos.
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After the war ended – after Harry Potter vanquished Voldermort – things didn’t end. The crime rates rose high along with rebellions, protests and political arguments. Yet, with everything he had faced for so long, he was utterly bewildered and lost to what had occurred right after he left for work.
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What the fuck happened!? Who was he!!?
Bookmarked by I_am_Riddikulus
29 Sep 2026
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Danny would like to state, for the record, that he has no idea how vegan candy got him into a love triangle between Robin- Gotham vigilante and Damian Wayne- heir to the Wayne throne.
He had no idea vegans were so into food romance, but now he’s gotta find a way to stop the two from fighting over him!
Otherwise known as: Danny takes a vacation to another universe, feeds the local birds way too much, does not get a restraining order, is not actually in a love triangle, and is an idiot.
--- Excerpt from ch.1 ---
He held the treat out like he was feeding a cat. “Candy?” he offered.
“I’m vegetarian.” The boy flatly said.
“What luck! It’s vegan candy!” Danny grinned wider and pushed his hand closer to the wary kid.
Series
- Part 1 of How to make a Bat your Boo!
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Bookmarked by I_am_Riddikulus
25 Sep 2026
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wounded souls still breathing (glory be upon them) by Aster_111
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 Aug 2026
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Most people believed in the afterlife. Heaven, hell, purgatory, something along those lines. I did too. And while I wasn't the best person in the universe, I probably did enough good deeds to wriggle myself through the pearly gates. Plus, I died at age sixteen, so I doubt I had enough time to do bad things.
So yay! Heaven guaranteed, right?
Wrong.
Instead, girls like me get shoved into alternate universes and are forced to cope.
Welcome to my life. It's shit. But I'll try make the most of it.
Bookmarked by I_am_Riddikulus
01 Sep 2026
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Many things are different and many are the same as Harry begins his fifth year at Hogwarts.
Here, living with Dursleys that aren't just neglectful but outright abusive made Harry unable to withstand more than a few weeks of Trelawney's "predictions" back in his third year. Instead, he took Ancient Runes, and uncovered that he had a prodigious knack for runic magic, which opened the door to the darkest of rituals and the magic of mind and soul. A year later, Harry uncovered something horrible within himself - a parasite.
So, when Voldemort sends him dreams of corridors and doors, Harry sends him pieces of hell in return.
Series
- Part 1 of The Dreamweaver
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Bookmarked by I_am_Riddikulus
27 Aug 2026