Parrot_Assbutt
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A plane goes down, and it's up to the human investigators to find out how.
The big questions, why there’s no human remains, nor any known missing plane, is answered in the form of the distraught and bitchy robot that comes swinging into their lives.
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- Part 1 of Mayday
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Scenes from the mind of Sammy Lawrence, in debatable order. Disjointed and nonsensical as the song of radio static.
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Day 3 of Writing Stupid Ideas Until Insurance Approves My Medication And I Am Allowed To Focus On Longer Works Once Again by Parrot_Assbutt
Fandoms: The Owl House (Cartoon)
06 Nov 2022
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What if "Thanks to Them" had ended differently?
What if Hunter had dealt with the Belos threat more directly?Alternate title: Gus is Right, We Should Microwave the Belos Slime
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- Part 5 of Crack In A Bag
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Day 2 of Catboying Perfectly Good Men Until My ADHD Gets Back to Manageable Levels by Parrot_Assbutt
Fandoms: Bendy and the Ink Machine
07 Oct 2022
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It's Halloween at the studio.
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- Part 4 of Crack In A Bag
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Day 1 Of Writing Crack Fics Until The Emperor (Me) Gets His Groove Back by Parrot_Assbutt
Fandoms: Bendy and the Ink Machine
24 Sep 2022
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Sammy's ink hallucinations are recognized and treated much earlier on than in canon. He's still kind of an asshole though.
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- Part 3 of Crack In A Bag
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Crack In A Bag by Parrot_Assbutt
Fandom Bendy and the Ink Machine, The Owl House (Cartoon)
06 Nov 2022
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Assorted Crack fics, some connected, others standalone.
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Geralt was on the Path, and now he's in Kaer Morhen, and someone other than Eskel is snuggling him. This is...new.
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- Part 35 of Inex's Not-Quite-February Ficlets
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Bookmarked by Parrot_Assbutt
20 May 2026
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Starscream has kids. Twins, but not really. His, but not fully. Some trouble in paradise, but not his doing.
But at least we have a peaceful and flourishing Cyberton as a background.
Bookmarked by Parrot_Assbutt
18 May 2026
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Spark Deep by Quiet_Shadow
Fandom Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Generation One
17 Nov 2014
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18 May 2026
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Avalon by eerian_sadow
Fandom Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Generation One
25 May 2025
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Everyone has a story, but everyone's story is also part of someone else's--at least for a little while. Here is a look at Cyberton, her people and the ways they touch each other's lives over the years.
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There can be no secrets between them, not when they fight together as one. Optimus and Jetfire have a talk.
Bookmarked by Parrot_Assbutt
17 May 2026