That_Final_Garnish
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Mormons and Vampires, Except this isn't Twilight by Flubi, krowtenretsnom, Sleepi_Gae, t4stl3ss_h4z3, tallboy_benny, That_Final_Garnish, the_Ileahd, whiteboywednesday, yourdeargatsby
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026)
26 Jun 2026
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Ryland wants Simon to meet his students on Erid, but their day is interrupted by... something.
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This fic is the result of a round robin with nine writers! Each writer could only see the work of the person who'd written right before them, so that's how we ended up with this.
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Grace and Carl get Very Very Distracted: Starring Tom Cruise by Arces, crackfics_georg, marya_blackbone, MostlyVoid_PartiallyTurtles, Ognicho, Plushiesaur, t4stl3ss_h4z3, That_Final_Garnish, webheadmenace, yourdeargatsby
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
24 Jun 2026
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The two bros set off to set up a birthday party for the astrophage they made together, but along the way they end up very side tracked and take down Scientology.
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This fic is the result of a round robin with 10 writers! Each writer could only see the person who'd gone before them's sentences so as you can see we got a little lost along the way.
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RK900 was unfinished when the revolution came to a head, but a rogue programmer uploaded them to their body anyways. They hate their body and don't understand why until they learn about Th3s3us, an underground android body modding group. Although their safe space seems in jeopardy when a serial killer seems to be targeting androids from Th3s3us.
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Two More Drinks by That_Final_Garnish
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
17 Mar 2026
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It was just something he did sometimes. Or at least that’s what it had become after Peter had just kept doing it. Sometimes, at the end of patrol, he was just so wrung out and tired, he just didn’t have the energy. That was the excuse when it happened the first time, he was tired, and that’s why he pissed himself. Although it didn’t exactly explain why it had been so hot.
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Peter's made a perverted little routine of pissing himself after patrol, and when Wade gets an accidental glimpse into it he wants to join in.
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- Part 5 of Kinktober 2025
- Part 1 of Garnish's Piss Chronicles 2026
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Without Your Love, I am a Broken Mess by That_Final_Garnish
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, X-Men - All Media Types
23 Feb 2026
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Wade had an oral fixation. His drive for fingers in his mouth has been re-awakened, and he knew exactly where it started, a lazy day home alone with Peter.
Of course when Logan had discovered Wade’s fixation it had been in a more violent situation than with Peter.
Maybe Nate has always known, maybe the others had told him.
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Three chapters, each focusing on a different pairing in the Deadpoolycule.
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- Part 4 of Kinktober 2025
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Bottom Nathan Summers Fics by OnlyHereforPorn, That_Final_Garnish
Fandom Cable (Marvel Comics), Cable - All Media Types, Cable and Deadpool (Comics), Captain America - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Iron Man - All Media Types, Marvel, Punisher (Marvel Comics), Punisher - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Punisher - All Media Types, Wolverine (Marvel Comics), Wolverine (Movies), Wolverine - All Media Types, X-Men '97 (Cartoon 2024), X-Men - All Media Types
17 Jun 2026
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Any and all fics I have written where Nathan Summers bottoms.
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Garnish's Piss Chronicles 2026 by That_Final_Garnish
Fandom Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
17 Mar 2026
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My little competition with Ao3 user Str4b3rryb1tch on who can write the most piss fanfic in a year (they are going to beat me but it's about the journey not the destination)
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Kinktober 2025 by That_Final_Garnish
Fandom Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Wolverine (Movies), X-Men - All Media Types
17 Mar 2026
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when my baby puts the mouth on me by Str4b3rryb1tch, That_Final_Garnish
Fandom Cable (Marvel Comics), Cable and Deadpool (Marvel Comics), Deadpool (Marvel Comics), Deadpool - All Media Types
12 Feb 2026
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Domina(tion) (K)ink by Vixen13
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
02 Jul 2020
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Wade gets off on pain. Wade gets off on praise. These things aren’t really a big deal until he accidentally pops a raging boner while getting a tattoo. The weird part is that his artist, Peter, doesn’t appear to mind.
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- 18,293
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Bookmarked by That_Final_Garnish
26 Jun 2026
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A big sister and her little brother decide to try something different, even if one doesn't want to.
Original post: https://aryion.com/g4/view/481340
Bookmarked by That_Final_Garnish
26 Jun 2026
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Timmy is getting a new babysitter tonight! Hope the kid likes him. And as soon as the parents leave the house. Timmy and the sitter get naked. Looks like Poor little Timmy is going to get used, abused, and who knows what else. But I'm sure he'll learn to love his new babysitter all the same.
Bookmarked by That_Final_Garnish
21 Jun 2026
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READ THE TAGS. You probably won't like this story. It features a lot of extreme erotic violence and death in a clearly fictional setting that most people will find disturbing. It is EXTREMELY NASTY. Don't say you weren't warned.
In a dystopian world where young boys welcome death and seek it out anywhere they can find it, the boys of the local elementary school are exploding, and third grader Timmy is feeling very left out. What is a boy to do when all his friends are blowing themselves up for fun and sexual pleasure? Join in, of course, with help from Mr Walker's Amazing Big Bang Pills!
Bookmarked by That_Final_Garnish
20 Jun 2026
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Beware of sexually aggressive shotas on public transit.
Bookmarked by That_Final_Garnish
20 Jun 2026