ToBurnAllTheEmpires
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in which Kanaya and Sollux go to the fabric store by ToBurnAllTheEmpires
Fandoms: Homestuck
14 Aug 2026
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Kanaya Maryam cannot drive for the life of her, but she really really needs to head to the fabrics district to buy the materials to work on her latest commision, so she asks her good friend Sollux Captor to drive her. The man agrees, and the two just spend the morning running errands, talking about their mutual acquaintances while Kanaya readies to ask Sollux an important question.
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stuck in a world that doesn't exist by ProAtCrastination, ToBurnAllTheEmpires
Fandoms: Homestuck, Searching For A World That Doesn't Exist - Wifies (Web Series)
27 Jun 2026
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Two weeks ago, a channel called JoohnTheEgg Uploaded a MeTube video titled ‘weird book i did not write’. In it, he shows the viewers an impossible tall tower, that, supposedly, he never built or spent grist on. Inside the mine is a pedestal that John did not place, with the book he claims he did not write.
Simultaneously, on another universe, a bored pilot stumbles down a rabbithole that will turn out to be larger than either of them can even comprehend.
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tell your boyfriend (if he says he’s got BEEF) by ProAtCrastination, ToBurnAllTheEmpires
Fandoms: Homestuck, PVP Civilization (Web Series)
27 Jun 2026
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Here in Strife Civilization, no one strifes for glory. Or honor. It is all about survival. When you don't have enough durability on your weapon, your very body starts to fall appart, which is why attacking and killing other players is the one option everyone has to not meet their own painful deaths.
And of course you are the one person alive who can't bring himself to hurt anyone.
Or: The video journals of one Jake English, natural sword allocated, historical figure, as he narrates the story of how him and his friends changed everything (and the ways in which the world changed them too).
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All the days of our delights (are poison in my veins) by Aracne_web, ToBurnAllTheEmpires
Fandoms: Homestuck
27 Jun 2026
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More than two-thirds of people with Hanahaki Disease have at least one close relative with the illness or that has shown symptoms at some point. Most Hanahaki havers will experience one or two acute episodes in their lives, opting for the surgical removal of the sprouted flowers alongside the psychological therapy and life-style changes that are the normal treatment for the condition. About 83% of the afflicted will not present another episode again. Most report leading healthy, meaningful lives with strong, healthy relationships to their peers, lovers, and family members.
Roxy Lalonde does not think this will be the case for her.
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happiness hit her (like a bullet in the back) by ToBurnAllTheEmpires for chronicAngel
Fandoms: Homestuck
06 Jun 2026
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Lt. Commander Rose Lalonde is halfway through completing her 10 year contract with the Reformed Alternian Empire. She serves as both, an military analyst and as second officer onboard the A.I.S. Sunderer, working closely under Marshall Megido and her matesprite, Sollux Captor.
Rose is content to pine and watch both of them from afar, up until a very curious message appears in her mail terminal, requesting her presence in Aradia’s quarters for an informal dinner invitation.
Written for the 2026 Homestuck Polyswap Exchange, Derse Edition.
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Alec's Homestuck Fanauthor Coalition Comp Fics by Aracne_web, ProAtCrastination, ToBurnAllTheEmpires
Fandom Homestuck, Kiss of the Spider Woman - All Media Types, PVP Civilization (Web Series), Searching For A World That Doesn't Exist - Wifies (Web Series), Star Trek: The Original Series
27 Jun 2026
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These are all stories written for the Homestuck Fanauthor Coalition's Writing Competitions, made by this author.
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- 14
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Homestuck in Space: Write-Summarize-Write Event August 2025 by glubtier, godtiermeme, grandiloquentApostate (superfloyd_writes_137), HomestuckFanauthorCoalition, Lolory, ManifestMerlin, Stripe, ToBurnAllTheEmpires
Fandom Homestuck
18 Sep 2025
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Homestuck in Space!!!: Write about one or more characters as astronauts exploring space. Can be the IRL Solar System or Alternian Solar System.
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- 23,804
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- 7
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Mermaids AU: Write-Summarize-Write Event August 2025 by adorableAnimus, AspenDrake, HomestuckFanauthorCoalition, Madam_Melon_Meow, Marleytheblossom, sarcasticcelery, ToBurnAllTheEmpires, uncenteredwater667
Fandom Homestuck
18 Sep 2025
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Mermaids AU: Ever heard of H2O: Just Add Water? At least one of the characters is a mermaid! We’re talking about the fish-tailed kind, not just a Troll becoming a sea dweller. Can be inspired by the Little Mermaid or not.
Per communication with the prompt author, a mermaid is:
• Half human half aquatic animals
• Selkies count but only if one half [is humanoid] and one half of the body is a seal
• If the being turns fully into an animal thats NOT mermaid*
• I didn't specify which half to allow fun
• Being able to transform into fully a human doesnt count as “turning fully into an animal”. Thats already part of the mermaid mythos and thus acceptable- Words:
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Old-Timey Stuck: MAY 2025 Exquisite Corpse by ambrosianLullaby, AspenDrake, bralsra, CalamitasCalliope, emergencypie314, fungus_amongus00, GinAndJuniper, grandiloquentApostate (superfloyd_writes_137), Hippofox, Homestuck-Fan-Author-Coalition-Founder (Madam_Melon_Meow), Homestuck-Fan-Author-Coalition-Hench (sarcasticcelery), Homestuck-Fan-Author-Coalition-Intern (Stripe), Homestuck-Fan-Author-Coalition-Lackey (ambrosianLullaby), Homestuck-Fanauthor-Coalition-Crony (orangestorapples), jadeharleyfan4ever, Madam_Melon_Meow, Many_Nine, pedanticPalindrome, sarcasticcelery, shudder, Stripe, ToBurnAllTheEmpires
Fandom Homestuck
14 Jun 2025
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Davesprite made a promise to a girl ready to disappear from existence itself to save her friends.
Davepeta does their best to make good on that promise.
Bookmarked by ToBurnAllTheEmpires
03 Aug 2026
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TG: holy shit i just scrolled up
TG: cant believe this guy beat me to the punch now i look like an unoriginal hack
TA: wow thii2 ii2 2eriiou2ly hiilariiou2.
TA: KK why diidn’t you tell me we were both bangiing thii2 guy?
CG: WE’RE.
CG: WHAT.- Language:
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Bookmarked by ToBurnAllTheEmpires
03 Jul 2026
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After the destruction of their main base by a brand new weapon, Karkat's revolution is left scrambling for options. Will Karkat, Sollux and Aradia be able to actually work together to save themselves, or will Crockercorp crush these rebels with an iron fist.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 5,336
- Chapters:
- 3/3
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 3
- Kudos:
- 10
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- 1
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- 81
Bookmarked by ToBurnAllTheEmpires
05 May 2026
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Bad boy Dave with nerdy Jade. She's wearing his leather jacket.
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- Part 2 of Patriots Pity Party
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 781
- Chapters:
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- Comments:
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- Kudos:
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Bookmarked by ToBurnAllTheEmpires
08 Feb 2026
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Of course you would be the only freak of your species stuck feeling like this. Is this just part of your Mage of Doom bullshit? You’re destined to suffer—as if you didn’t have enough suffering already. And what are you even supposed to do with this knowledge, anyway? You just get to live like this now?
- Language:
- English
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- 2,357
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- Comments:
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- Kudos:
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Bookmarked by ToBurnAllTheEmpires
01 Jan 2026