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an experiment in endless longing by nepobebe for sparebikes
Fandoms: Superman (Movie 2025), The Batman (Movie 2022)
30 Dec 2025
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"I should have taken a picture…" Bruce taps his finger against the tip of one of Kal's cocks. It flexes itself, the hole at the top spreading to release another glob of messy, clear precum. "For a before-and-after comparison. Do these look different outside of your rut? Not as long or thick?"
Bruce taps the head again, and Kal can't control the sharp breath that wheezes out of him.
"H-hnng… uhm…" Kal licks his lips. He closes his eyes to try to keep his concentration, but that, too, is useless when Bruce begins to lightly circle the small, gaped slit at the top of the closest tentacle.
"Try to focus," Bruce says. "I know it must be intense, Superman. Does this hurt?"
Bruce puts more pressure at the tip, as if he's trying to fit his thick finger inside of the too-tiny hole. Kal gurgles uselessly, hands shooting up to grab Bruce's wrist even as his eyes roll towards the back of his head.
"Doc—ahhg… Dr. Wayne…!"
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Or, Kal-El goes to his trusted friend, Dr. Bruce Wayne, for help with his Kryptonian rut for the very first time.
Neither of them expects the eggs to happen.
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25 May 2026
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Space cellmates by BoredomBeckons
Fandoms: Justice League - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
13 Aug 2022
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Superman is kidnapped by aliens whilst conducting an interview as Clark Kent. He feels guilty about the poor civilian who got caught up in this mess with him.
“Mr Wayne. Please take this seriously.”
“I take everything seriously Superman. I’m Batman.”
“Look, it’s obvious you don’t believe me…”
“I do believe you.”
“…but I really am Superman, and I want you to know that whatever happens I will do my best to protect you.”
“Since your powers are being hindered it seems to me that I’ll be the one protecting you.”
“Right,” Clark sighed, not bothering to argue.
“Because I’m Batman.”
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22 May 2026
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I'm Not As Think As You Drunk I Am by Mardiaz173
Fandoms: Justice League - All Media Types, DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
08 Aug 2021
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It was like living in the Twilight Zone. Everyone else believed fervently in Bruce Wayne’s reputation. He was a flirty, stupid, and entitled drunk whose only redeeming quality was his bleeding heart. And yet every time Clark spoke with Wayne, the man was clever, mischievous, and sober with an indecipherable ulterior motive.
And no one believed Clark. Not Lois, not his parents, not even Batman.
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- 3/3
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28 Apr 2026
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Fire and Hate, Water and Death by Doevademe (OriginalDaemon)
Fandom Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
18 Mar 2024
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07 Mar 2025
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The last thing Shiro expects to find out in the middle of the desert is a child- much less one that's purple.
(or the one where shiro inadvertently adopts a half alien child)
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- Part 3 of desert born
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- English
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- 58,254
- Chapters:
- 9/9
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07 Feb 2025
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A series of firsts and other observations, in a world where everyone has their own Daemon.
The Daemon AU nobody but me wanted, so you're getting it anyway.
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- Part 1 of Hundred Years Collection
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- English
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- 7/7
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14 Jan 2025
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Morty is back at the Smith house for his Christmas break from college. He’s on a mission to steal something he needs from his Grandpa, whom he left behind to live a normal college life. Back home, he navigates his lies and family issues.
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13 Jan 2025
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Hannibal planned to keep Will in the dark about his encephalitis so he could watch that brilliant mind burn itself up and become something new. In a world without daemons, he might have got away with it.
An AU incorporating elements of Philip Pullman’s His Dark Materials series, beginning partway through the first season of Hannibal. Due to the existence of daemons, the course of the Chesapeake Ripper case is drastically altered — and so too is the relationship between Hannibal and Will.
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29 Dec 2024
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Claws and Calls by HermesSerpent
Fandoms: How to Train Your Dragon (Movies), Dragons: Race to the Edge - Fandom, DreamWorks Dragons (Cartoon)
04 Feb 2024
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Hiccup is more dragon than human he likes to think. After killing the Red Death, he had spent almost all his time leading his nest and caring for dragons. The people of Berk were kinder to him, but Hiccup is wary. He keeps to himself and he works to help all the dragons that he can. He actively seeks out dragons hurt by traps.
When he finds the dragon eye while looking for scrap he goes beyond the edges of Berk’s maps and finds the impacts of dragon hunters. And the dragon hunters begin to feel the impact of a clever Hiccup.
Viggo becomes intrigued by the reports of a Night Fury. What happens when a more feral Hiccup comes into conflict with the Grimborns?
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- Part 1 of Claws and Calls AU
- Part 1 of Hermes' HTTYD AUs
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- English
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- 73,993
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- 64/64
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16 Nov 2024
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There Is No Sweeter Innocence Than Our Gentle Sin by melancholymango
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
07 Feb 2020
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“And then you’ll give it to me good? Show me what I’ve been missing all these years?” Jaskier whispers, like speaking any louder might break the moment, might shatter the adoration worn so proudly on Geralt’s face. He brings a hand up, trails his fingers idly through Geralt’s chest hair. “I want you to take me apart and put me back together again, new, in your image. Want to feel you inside me long after you’ve gone. I want you to finally, finally show me how a witcher fucks.”
“I don’t speak for all of us.” Geralt reminds him, burying his face further into the curve of his neck and inhaling deeply. But, unable to resist, he treats Jaskier to a slow and steady roll of his hips. It punches groans out of both their chests, vastly different pitches but at their core the exact same sound for the both of them. “Don’t fuck for all of us, either.”
“Then show me how /my/ witcher fucks. Heaven knows you’re the only one I’ve ever had eyes for anyway."
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21 Feb 2024
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Shepherd of Wolves by Serazimei
Fandom The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
21 May 2022
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- 3
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14 Feb 2024
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When the River Meets the Sea by bvnne
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Percy - Fandom
06 Feb 2014
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Nico di Angelo should be his best friend. He looks over, meeting Nico’s eyes; Nico, who looks patient and a little embarrassed for some reason, and he thinks, why isn’t he?
Or: Wherein Nico has an incurable case of being a martyr, Percy grows to hate The Muppets, and Poseidon surprises the both of them with a bouncing baby demigod.
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- English
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- 63,436
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- 1/1
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- 187
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- 3,538
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29 Jan 2024
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Morty has been able to see dead people for as long as he can remember.
And ghosts follow Rick wherever he goes.
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- Part 2 of R&M Two-Shots
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- 2/2
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26 Jan 2024
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Will has nightmares. Hannibal soothes them.
Or: The One With Shared Vore Fantasies And Cuddling.
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19 Nov 2023
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Hiccup froze.
He's never been in a situation like this before.
Hanging from a tree, blood running down his arms, one eye opened with half a dragon opening a single eye across from him.
or, four times Hiccup earns a dragon's trust and one time they earn his
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03 May 2023
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The Common Tongue (Of You Loving Me) by apfelgranate
Fandoms: How to Train Your Dragon (Movies)
19 Jun 2019
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Dragons can't use words to speak, but that doesn't mean they don't talk. Toothless thought he had been telling Hiccup I love you loud and clear for ages, but humans have to make everything so much more complicated.
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02 May 2023
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The Honourary Thorston by Concerned_Brown_Bread
Fandoms: How to Train Your Dragon (Movies)
25 May 2022
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Hiccup sighed, “So are you gonna put out the fire or …”
“Nah,” Ruffnut said, “Let it burn.”
“You know, little H,” Tuffnut said, finally looking away from the fire, “We’re always wrecking havoc. It’s like our specialty. But you my friend - you are a walking disaster.”
“Gee, thanks.”
The roof on the smithy collapsed inward. Hiccup sighed. Ruffnut and Tuffnut looked at him in awe.
Hiccup hadn’t known it then, and wouldn’t ever know it, but that was the day that he first truly began falling out of favour with his father - and the day that he began falling into favour with the most insane duo on Berk.
Or, thanks to the fact that Hiccup seems to screw-up everything he touches, the twins follow him around for free entertainment. What they didn't sign up for was friendship.
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- Part 2 of Dragon Scales (and Other Tales)
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- English
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- 17,471
- Chapters:
- 4/4
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28 Mar 2023
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Put Yourself in My Skin by Lovers_Reason
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
29 Sep 2021
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"Hey, hey, relax. Look, it's totally normal to like how the needle feels, lots of people do. Even erections are pretty common. I've never had this happen before, but it makes perfect sense. Please just relax."
"I- I can't-"
Jaskier bit his lip. "Look, I can- I can take care of you, after. Purely in a professional capacity. I need you to relax, I can't work when you're hyperventilating. Please just stop fighting it. I won't let you drop, I promise."
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Ciri wants a tattoo, so she drags her father to a young, up-and-coming artist. When he sees Jaskier's work, Geralt can't help but want one too.- Language:
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- 11/11
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12 Sep 2022
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It Started With Fish Heads by Prudabaga
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
29 May 2020
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Geralt, a merman, courts Jaskier using traditional merfolk customs. Jaskier thinks he’s being punked.
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- 8,875
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- 1/1
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- 4
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- 267
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- 3,155
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- 15,627
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07 Sep 2022
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A Spoonful of Sugar by FluffyChicken
Fandom The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
05 Apr 2022
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06 Sep 2022