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    So Shane Hollander is, how do you say in English, a dirty little thief. A clothing thief, to be precise. Ilya can't say he saw that coming, but he also can't pretend he's all that mad about it.

    His shirt looks good on his Shane. On Shane. On Hollander.

    Right. His shirt looks good on Hollander.

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    14 Feb 2026

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    white collar crimes - Anonymous
    E - 3/3 - 10,692

    https://archiveofourown.org/works/76335236/chapters/204300396#main

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    Barstool Sports Canada reports that Montreal Metros captain Shane Hollander has started learning Russian from new teammate and Russian rookie Sergei Dovonchezky.

    Ilya has some thoughts. None of them are particularly kind.

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    13 Feb 2026

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    tongues a-wagging
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    https://archiveofourown.org/works/78314931?view_full_work=true

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    A missing tooth. A standard hockey emergency.

    When a brutal elbow leaves Shane Hollander spitting blood on the ice, he lands immediately in the hands of the opposing team's dentist.

    Shane thinks the dentist saw a cavity. The dentist knows he saw a secret.

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    01 Feb 2026

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    Ilya picks up on the third ring, breathing heavily into the phone. Shane hears a door slam shut through the device. “Do not yell at me.” 

    Shane stares at the half-empty bottle of vodka on the coffee table. “You suck.”

    “I suck? I scored hat-trick! In your stupid body! I have not eaten in six hours, Hollander. I have not pissed. I have not laid down. I want to go home.” 

    “Rozanov–” 

    “Your mother has called twenty times. Your manager has called thirty times. Your father text me picture of crossword puzzle and ask for help. Clue is about American President from the 1980s. I cannot help!”

    OR: the hollanov bodyswap fic. 

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    28 Jan 2026

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    23 Jan 2026

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    Still, he’s felt like absolute shit for weeks, and the idea of sitting in his hotel room, where he would probably masturbate, cry, and have another night of fitful sleep, did not make him feel any better. Getting to be skin to skin with Ilya Rozanov did. And surely Rozanov wouldn’t be demanding Shane make a nest in his damn bed if he didn’t fully intend on actually kissing him in it and keeping him there until morning, right?

    Maybe that would be enough to pick Shane up out of this drop, keep it from happening again.

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    After not sending the "we didn't kiss" text, Shane's omega hormones go into distress mode. Despite trying to hide his symptoms and play through the misery, when Ilya Rozanov finds out what's going on, the alpha Shane's body wants most is determined to fix it.

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    22 Jan 2026

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    “You and Scott,” Ilya says. “What was the fight about?”

    “Nothing serious. Just… shit-talking.”

    But Ilya has insulted Hollander on that ice in every way known to man. He has never gotten that under Hollander’s skin, not in the way he wanted to.

    He wanted to be the person Hollander got angry at. They were supposed to be the rivals. The two of them. Now tabloids were asking him about his rivalry with fucking Scott Hunter of all people.

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    Ilya gets jealous that Shane lost his temper at someone who wasn't him, so he edges Shane about it until he tells him what happened.

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    20 Jan 2026

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    "It was nothing, Ilya. Don't worry about it."

    "Ah," Ilya said, and something like understanding crossed his face. "Was about us, then."

    Shane pressed his forehead to Ilya's neck. Of course Shane couldn't just slip this by, of course he would be figured out. He wrapped Ilya up in a hug and moved his hand up and down his back, in a way that he hoped said it doesn't matter.

    "He just–after he checked me, I called him a dick, and then he said I'd need my big scary Russian husband to protect me. And then he called you a name, and…"

    Shane didn't know how to finish that sentence, so he let it trail off. And it felt so unfair. And I got more angry than I had any reason to. And I hate that I can't go one game without my sex life being brought up in some way. And it's happened a million other times, so why should I have cared on this one specific occasion?

    Over the course of the first half of his fifth season on the Centaurs, Shane considers retirement, homophobia, his public life, family, and his legacy. He also gets a tooth knocked out, visits the beach, and is repeatedly pissed off by how hot his husband is.

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    02 Jan 2026

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    Canada had given him his life as he knew it, but it had never felt one hundred percent comfortable, either. He missed Russia sometimes, but it didn’t have the thing that mattered most. Ilya had exactly one home, and it was this: his face pressed into a smooth chest, his head tucked under a strong jaw, with freckled arms wrapped around him and delicate fingers combing through his hair. Anywhere else was a temporary excursion.

    A treatise on second (and third) languages, homesickness, acceptance, Shane's struggle learning Russian, and the things people do when they care.

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    31 Dec 2025

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    Lily: U might want to get tested

    Jane: Hilarious. Fuck you.

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    Set in the liminal situationship timeline between episodes 3 and 4.

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    30 Dec 2025

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    Fifteen years after they’d lost contact, Sirius found Remus’ number in an old address book.

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    “We were always high back then, weren’t we?” Remus said dreamily. “Probably for the best. Don’t think I’d ever have worked up the courage to kiss you otherwise.”

    Absurdly, Sirius felt himself blush.

    “Oh yes, my very first kiss,” he said in a saccharine tone, then sat up and gave Remus a teasing kick in the ribs. “Not yours though. You had to go and waste yours on that insufferable boy… What was his name again?”

    Remus burst out laughing. “Oi! He was the one who kissed me! I only ever wanted to kiss you, I’ve always wanted to… kiss you,” his voice dropped soft and Sirius caught the flicker of his gaze; down and then up again.

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    29 Oct 2025

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    5 times Daichi tried to force Suga’s cat to love him and 1 time the cat proved he did

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    For over twenty years, Sawamura Daichi has been counted on to do what needs to be done. Rowdy gatherings? Burning buildings? Daichi leads, he protects, he perseveres. He’s generally fearless.

    … Until now

    In an unfamiliar setting, Daichi stands armed, one heavy cast-iron pan in hand. His blood runs cold as he stares down at his foe. A foe he’d not put much thought into prior to this moment. A grave mistake.

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    27 Oct 2025

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    Daichi has a surprise for Suga, and is surprised in return. Domestic fluff w/ a tiny bit of more than fluff.

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    “I’m not fired. Probably.”

    “And we’re–”

    “We’re okay. Mostly.”

    He lifted his head with a start. “Only mostly?”

    Koushi tipped his head to one side, his smile sweet with an undertone of heat that had a curl of smoke twisting pleasantly in Daichi’s stomach.

    “Well, you did stop kissing me.” 

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    17 Oct 2025

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    “Does the roommate have to come every time?” he whispered, hoping Kuroo didn’t notice the note of pleading that had crept into his voice.

    Kuroo just rolled his eyes in return. “Suga-san is great, Daichi. You’re just being a baby. He teases everyone. If you’d stop overreacting, he’d stop getting a kick out of it.”

     

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    It's the end of the semester and Daichi just wants to finish his damn group project, but there's something else that wants to finish before the end of the night, too.

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    19 Sep 2025

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    “Oh. You're. Not Asahi.”
    Calmed down enough that he can speak again, Daichi takes a deep breath, his smile settling on his face easily and wide.
    “Not as far as I know, no.”

    Suga accidentally calls a stranger instead of his best friend, tells him all about his burned batch of cookies before realising, and that particular mistake might turn out the best one he ever made.

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    17 Sep 2025

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    Sawamura Daichi: What the fuck.

    (Or, the captains' squad interactions that definitely happen outside of canon, presented in Skype chat form.)

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    12 Sep 2025

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    Hilarious and so much fun!!!!

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    It’s a Friday afternoon. On Fridays, Sirius goes to the pub with his friend James. James sometimes brings his wife along, and sometimes just countless pictures of his son. Sirius sees the kid at least twice a week but still he looks at each photo as if it were a great treasure.

    Remus goes in fifteen minutes after them, sometimes half an hour. Sometimes he doesn’t go in at all and sits in his car instead, waiting for the bartender to call last orders. Twice he felt brave and sent a drink to Sirius’ table, but left before it was delivered. Both times the bartender told him the same: this is a pub, mate. You want to talk to him, go talk to him, I ain’t doing table service.

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    05 Sep 2025

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    "Clark. What the hell is this," Lois asks, staring at Clark's Bruceman WIP folder. Clark's first instinct is to fly away, but that would still leave his fic on display for her to see. His second instinct is to blast a hole straight through his laptop screen with his heat vision, which isn't much better.


    Clark, in an attempt to make some spare cash, unintentionally stumbles into the world of superhero fanfiction, becomes a prolific writer for Gotham's OTP, and tries his best to fend off rival fans who want him to convert to superbat instead.

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    14 Aug 2025

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    A primeira superbat a gnt nunca esquece; totalmente maravilhosa kkkkkkkkk

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    Remus and Sirius are friends. Close friends.

    Remus goes on Reddit for advice.

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    10 Jul 2025

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    Sirius has a Twitter archenemy. He also has a massive crush on this boy he keeps seeing everywhere. And he has no idea they're the same person.

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    29 Jun 2025

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