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    In the early hours of Saturday, the Hockey world was ablaze with the news that Ilya Rozanov was dead. Killed in a tragic car accident leaving behind a slew of devastated fans and a grieving husband still reeling in shock.

    The news also came as an incredible shock to Ilya when he awoke that same day, hungover and bleary, but very much alive. 

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    05 Aug 2026

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    And fingers in a mouth does not a pervert make. Everyone likes things in their mouth. Hoodie strings, the satisfying roll of the thick aglet left and right and left and right across the ridge of his bottom teeth, chewing his mouth guard, biting his water bottle nozzle. So what if two fingers find their way into his mouth while he touches himself?

    Set during the episode 4 fuck montage, Shane grapples with feeling shame about some of his sexual desires (he doesn’t have the vocabulary to describe sub space, pain kink or oral fixation, which he might as well have invented (to him)) and Ilya is able to make him feel better about it.

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    04 Aug 2026

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    <3

  3. Public Bookmark 42

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    “What the fuck, Ilya? What is that supposed to mean?” Shane said, his own voice cracking around the words.

    Ilya laughed quietly, pinching the bridge of his nose as he sniffled, looking back at Shane.

    “You stood in front of everyone tonight and talked about choosing someone every day. You talked about Hayden, you talked about Jackie, you talked about how obvious they are. How they don’t have to pretend.”

    Shane didn’t answer. His heart hammered in his chest with each word that left Ilya’s mouth as he watched while his face went pale.

    “You know what I was doing while you were giving that speech?” Ilya asked.

    The room stayed silent.

    “I was wondering if anyone else in that room would've believed you were talking about us.”

    OR: Shane and Ilya go to Paris to celebrate Hayden and Jackie’s vow renewals. When Ilya hears Shane give his speech, he starts to focus on the fact that they can’t have this. He can’t express his love for Shane in front of everyone the way everyone else can. Now Ilya has no idea what he’s supposed to do with this, and Shane’s starting to notice.

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    02 Aug 2026

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    I love it I love it the tropes and the angst AAAAA

  4. Public Bookmark 40

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    Shane and Ilya spend their final moments at the cottage together, and Ilya tries out a new term of endearment to call Shane after "lovers" didn't go so well. And maybe accidentally, Shane will call Ilya something in return.

    written for the ficwip event, "Hey, Sweetheart" 2026

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    01 Aug 2026

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    Awwwwww

  5. Public Bookmark 50

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    In a moment of goofing around at the cottage, Ilya accidently finds another thing Shane likes.

    It's when Ilya’s hand slides up Shane’s chest and to his throat that Shane starts to stiffen. It's a second, just a pure second, that Ilya’s hand is on Shane’s neck before it travels over to his arm and wrist. But Ilya sees it. The darkening of Shane’s eyes. The sound of his breath hitching and the way his body melts into Ilya’s.

    Oh.

    Okay.

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    01 Aug 2026

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    Shane choking fic <3

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    Alexa Rhodes @Alexa_Rhodes

    Big Bears fan btw ;) @TheIlyaRozanov

    Shane frowns. Alexa Rhodes. He’s heard the name before. The memory of a particularly obscene locker room chirp from J.J. suddenly flickers through his mind. Shane navigates to her account, and his stomach sinks when he sees the details of her profile. 

    She’s a model signed with IMG, has 1.2 million followers, and looks exactly like the type of woman Ilya was often photographed exiting clubs with not that long ago. She is undeniably and painfully gorgeous — the type of person you see in the airport or grocery store and have to pause to admire. There’s a Russian flag emoji in her bio that seems to stare back at Shane tauntingly. 

    Shane immediately decides that he hates her. 

    Or,

    Ilya films a collaboration with Porsche and goes viral for being hot. Shane’s solution? Surprising Ilya with lingerie, naturally.

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    01 Aug 2026

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    So hot

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    A fiery plane crash claims Ilya Rozanov’s life in January. By April, Shane Hollander is dead of a broken heart. The truth dies with them.

    Yuna Hollander will do anything to get her son back, including hiring a shady shaman to resurrect him. There’s just one complication — Shane isn’t coming back alone.

    Now there are codependent (not)zombies in her house wearing Ilya and Shane’s faces. When they inexplicably act more like a married couple than the bitter rivals she expected, Yuna is convinced that they came back wrong.

    It’s easier than admitting she never understood them from the start.

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    24 Jul 2026

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    Awww the codependency makes my cry and yearn!

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    In this universe, when someone meets their soulmate, they both compulsively start calling each other pet names. It's a rare phenomenon. The world is obsessed with it. There's lots of fanfare around it.

    Shane Hollander doesn't want to ever find his soulmate. So much so he gains a reputation for being antisocial. He doesn't care, staying quiet means he'll less likely be outed as gay and his goal of having a professional hockey career can be achieved.

    Ilya Rozanov desperately wants to find his soulmate. So much so, he wants to become a professional hockey player, move to the states, just so he can travel the world and talk to as many people as possible. Because doing so means he could find certain love in his life.
     

    They make this way harder on themselves than it needs to be.

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    17 Jul 2026

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    Im going to explode this is amazong and great and lovely and made me cry twice damn you

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    Ilya laughs. He finds that once he starts, he can't stop. He laughs at the fact that he's in France with Shane Hollander. He laughs at the fact he's Shane Hollander's boyfriend. He laughs at the fact that he gave up Moscow for a better life, only to end up in fucking Ottawa. 

    Ilya's dick stops working one month before he's supposed to leave for the South of France. 

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    16 Jul 2026

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    Oh my gawd

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    Shane
    Last chance. Take your tank top back.

    Lily
    no, it's a fucking gift
    keep it

    Shane
    Fine.
    I'll show you what I do with gifts from alphas like you.

    Lily
    what the hell is that supposed to mean???
    hollander
    fuck

    Shane doesn't get injured after Tampa, and Ilya breaks up with him to save both their hearts. (Un?)Fortunately for Ilya, Shane isn't letting him go without a fight.

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    16 Jul 2026

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    Holy jesus

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    “Uh,” he says, looking up from his screen and feeling his ears go hot, realizing for the first time that this habit of his hasn’t actually come up before until this exact moment.

    “What?” Rozanov asks, sounding more amused than anything else. “You are one of the people who does Instagram for food now?”

    “No,” Shane says, stalling between answering and finishing his Snap so he can send it to Melissa, “one sec.” He finishes typing out 'Tuna melt. Chips. Pickles. It smells really good. Swiss cheese, I think.' before he looks back to Rozanov, putting his phone facedown on the coffee table. “Just sending it to someone on the staff. She likes knowing what I’m eating.”

    He doesn’t know if Melissa likes knowing what he’s eating, per se, but she also seems pleased when he talks about enjoying food for things beyond how many grams of protein it has in it.

    “Ah,” Rozanov says, in a tone Shane can’t quite read. “You always send her your food then, this girl?”

    (shane has a habit of sending his team's dietician his meals for approval) (the problem with this habit? he forgets to tell ilya exactly what it is that melissa does) (how the tuna meltdown is AVERTED through the power of miscommunication)

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    13 Jul 2026

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    I love ilya’s jealousy AAA he is so possessive and I love him

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    Rozanov pins Shane down, fucks into him like he almost hates him, gets a hand around his cock, rough and deliberate, and says it low against his ear—go ahead, try it. Say her name one more time, I fucking dare you—and Shane opens his mouth and sobs into the pillow and nothing else comes out. Just tears and the blood under his nails from Rozanov's back. Then he finds the angle he's been finding since Nashville, and the name is gone entirely.

    That's also, more or less, the point.

    Shane hates him for that. He hates him the way you hate something that keeps being right about you.

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    Or: Shane spends nine years building a structure so airtight it functions as a personality, and Ilya Rozanov spends nine years being the single thing that doesn't fit inside it.

    Featuring crazy situationship sex, the complications of sometimes being a terrible person, and one unhinged fixation on Svetlana Vetrova, 31 photos deep, that was never about Svetlana Vetrova.

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    13 Jul 2026

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    So hot oh my god Shane is actually fucking insane

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    “Ilya, what are we gonna do?” Shane says.

    Ilya finishes whatever he has been doing on his phone, and tosses it gently to the bed beside him. He crosses the room to Shane, stands in front of him, squeezes into his shoulders with his big hands, rubbing them like he means to warm them up.

    “Looks like we will have a little vacation,” he says, with a big obnoxious grin.

     


     

    Boston and Montreal are sent to Paris to play against each other in an exhibition series in January 2017. Ilya and Shane decide to stay in Paris for one more night. Just one more night, so they can talk. Maybe finally understand each other.

    They aren't expecting a volcano to erupt in Iceland and close all the airspace in Europe, leaving them stranded there. Together.

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    05 Jul 2026

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    This made me cry on several occasions and now I have no more tissues. You are now responsible for replacing all of my tissues.

    This made my heart happy and also feel like it was stabbed with a knife the writing was great the characterisation was awesome the plot was FANTASTIC write a sequel i beg of you ))))))

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    He looks up at Rozanov, whose brows have since migrated up over his forehead, almost tangling in his mess of curls as he eagerly awaits either a response or a reaction.

    Shane gives both at once.

    “We can’t fuck in there.”

    Ilya’s smile doesn’t falter. Shane really wishes he was kissing him instead of standing here, shrinking into his jacket, shivering under the cool nighttime air, the hot tub water glimmering under a heavy moonlight.

    “Why not?” Rozanov challenges. “Is fine, no? I can make you break a sweat, Hollander. Even without the bubbles.”

    Shane deadpans him and that just makes Rozanov laugh airily, clearly bemused by his response to all this.

    or: ilya’s house has a hot tub and a mirror in the yard, so he and shane make very good use of it

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    04 Jul 2026

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    So hot oh my god

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    Shane doesn't love making decisions. Ilya does. Isn't that convenient?

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    03 Jul 2026

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    A series of fics that follow Shane and Ilya over the course of the last year that Ilya is in Boston

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    28 Jun 2026

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    Awwww

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    Shane had planned the pregnancy down to the week.

    That was the joke everyone kept making, anyway. Not that it was inaccurate.

    The third trimester was supposed to land perfectly during the off season so Shane could avoid flying, avoid media appearances, avoid unnecessary stress, and ideally spend the last stretch of pregnancy resting quietly at home with his husband.

    Instead, the third trimester was destroying him.

    He was tired all the time. Not regular tired either. Bone-deep, miserable exhaustion that made him want to cry if he had to walk upstairs twice in one day. His back hurt. His hips hurt. His knees hurt. His ribs hurt. Sometimes his skin hurt for reason.

    Or. Pregnant Shane shorts.

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    27 Jun 2026

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    Based on a tumblr post from @notahungrywish, ending with:

    Just Shane casually assuming he'll always have to share and never be enough for Ilya and Ilya horrified to realize just how resigned Shane is to assuming Ilya will never be satisfied with him the way Shane is with Ilya.

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    24 Jun 2026

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    The one in which the don’t communicate at all and subsequently they do communicate. With lots of crying

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    intermission

    /ˌɪntəˈmɪʃən/
    noun
    An interval between two parts of the same story. Often mistaken for an ending.


    The All-Star Game is supposed to be harmless. Bright lights, broadcast smiles, forced camaraderie, famous rivals pretending none of it matters.

    Shane can handle all of that. What he cannot handle is Ilya two corridors away, wearing the wrong jersey, captaining the wrong team, and acting like they are not in love.

    Then a bomb threat empties the arena before puck drop. The players are told to stay in their dressing rooms. The delay becomes a lockdown. The lockdown becomes captivity.

    Below the ice, with the league’s most valuable players held as hostages, Shane and Ilya have to survive the night without reaching for each other, without giving themselves away, and without letting fear turn into something worse.

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    A hostage crisis, three targeted All-Stars, and Shane trying not to lose his mind every time Ilya opens his mouth.

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    24 Jun 2026

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    Oh my so sad :[

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    Ilya survives heartbreak, long distance, professional hockey, and the emotional warfare that is dating Shane Hollander.

    What nearly kills him in the end is a misunderstanding about condoms at Whole Foods.

    Or: Ilya mentions they need condoms and Shane says don’t need them. Ilya almost explodes at the thought of them doing it raw before his fantasy is crushed… or is it?

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    20 Jun 2026

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    Awwwwww my heart

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