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Robert Robertson has, spontaneously, become ten years old.
“What’s not legal? Employing a man? Ask him why he can’t drive his own damn self back from the station!”
“Well, he’s ten, sir. Ten year olds aren’t allowed to work.” There was a long pause, then an unsubtle cough. “Or drive.”
Hands on her hips, Blazer slammed to a halt, face expectant. Chase silently counted down from ten in his head, then took a long, calming breath.
“Let me get this straight. Robert Robertson is at your police station, and he is visibly ten years old?”
Blazer startled, anger evaporating in a blink.
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03 Jan 2026
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Raw Cookie Dough by itsmebeech
Fandoms: Compilation of Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy VII Remake and Rebirth (Video Games 2020-2024)
03 Dec 2025
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"What are you doing?"
Cloud glanced up from where he was sitting on the floor. Sephiroth looked down at him, arms crossed and a judgemental look already forming on his face.
"Eating cookie dough. Want some?" Cloud held up the package.
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03 Jan 2026
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Robert is well aware that Flambae is attractive, and he’d be lying to himself if he said Flambae’s voice didn’t make his body flush when he heard it in the comms.
If Robert saw him on the street, he’d be more than intrigued, if he had a few drinks in him, he might even try his luck taking him home, but Robert knows him, Flambae is an asshole with an ego bigger than his muscles, he’s cocky, reckless and self serving, everything Robert can’t stand.
Robert hates Flambae, and Flambae hates Robert, at least he thought he did, lately things have felt,
Different.
Yet exactly the same,
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23 Dec 2025
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Robert's want to keep Beef safe and his injuries keep him from going back to field work. Not that it works as another villain uses Beef against Robert, but he was safe at the end of the day. Then the next day, Beef is no longer just a cute little corgi, but a cute kid instead?
He hardly knows how to care for himself and now he has to care for a whole ass human child too? Luckily, he knows someone who has some experience with dealing with a kid.
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- Part 1 of Puppy Dog Days
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23 Dec 2025
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Robert is beginning to get suspicious. He's survived things he definitely shouldn't have. It doesn't fit.
He hates when things don't fit.
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22 Dec 2025
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Robert had been drowning his omega in suppressants and scent patches for years to keep his secondary gender silent, just like his father did before him, but after his coma, his doctor banned him from using those, and ordered him to let his omega breathe again, but between dealing with chronic pain, his omega's return, and losing the Mecha Man suit to his dad's ambush, Robert is finding it hard.
But between his team and Flambae, things might just work work for the best.
And if it doesn't, Robert always has Beef and Twinkies to count on, neither of them have ever let him down before.
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22 Dec 2025
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"Dad," Nero says lowly and calmly, "Where is the arm?"
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Vergil unwittingly makes Nero a father, and himself a grandfather.Bookmarked by BeanWritesStuff
10 Dec 2025
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Robert sets down the pregnancy test. He's aware that heats only end early due to drugs, or a knot producing a pregnancy.
For the next two weeks Robert was torn on what he should do.
Should he keep it?
Should he put it up for adoption?
Should he inform the father?
Well, Robert Robertson III couldn't bring himself to do either of those things and that's why he has a secret four-year-old son.
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Robert has secrets that he keeps from the Z-Team, like he's Mecha Man, an Omega, and well, he has a son.... and one of them might be the father.
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05 Dec 2025
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I gave in to the voices. Enjoy.
I was listening to Teeth by 5 seconds of Summer the whole time I was writing this. Idk why that song is so them but it is.
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24 Nov 2025
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What sane person grows wings as a contingency plan? by Traindweller
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
27 Dec 2025
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Blonde Blazer focused on him with a bittersweet look. Posture weary as her shoulders were slightly slumped into themselves, her hands tightened into fists. "Chase." She sighed. "I was just looking for you. Come in."
They both entered her office, tension settling in the room as she beckoned him to her desk where her computer sat.
"We found Robert."
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Am I going against canon and only going based off the first four episodes? Yes. Do I have a thing for my favourite characters gaining avian-like traits? Absolutely fucking yes.
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21 Nov 2025
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A Grindr notification goes off in the middle of a Z-Team meeting, and Flambae takes it as a personal insult that it wasn’t his.
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21 Nov 2025
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Too busy being Mechaman to ever be Robert, the omega. On the strongest suppressants his dwindling inheritance can buy, and then none when that eventually runs out too. Robert struggles to navigate life through the lens of a "normie". Someone who can't fall back on being a superhero in order to avoid his biology. He never expected to live this long to suffer the consequences of the abuse he put his body through constantly. Now, he's dealing with ex-super villains and trying to help them in their rehabilitation while suffering through a hormonal hurricane.
Luckily, or unluckily, depending on how you view it, his team is comprised of mostly single alphas who are all too happy to ogle their new dispatcher, who screams emotional baggage. Now just to see who can crack the sarcastic ass dispatcher first, and maybe do their jobs along the way.
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21 Nov 2025
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“It… It's not like I like him or anything!”
“Yooo, you like ‘My cute bully is secretly in love with me’ too?! I loved that anime, that line was iconic.”
Sonar popped out, holding a pack of twinkies in his hand. The pair gave him an awkward look.
“Oh, shit. You two were talking about something else? My bad.” He walked out of the room, embarrassed.
Once Sonar had left, Prism turned back to him and raised an eyebrow. “Boy, you know you ain't fooling nobody.”
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Flambae struggles to accept the fact that he's falling in love with his dispatcher.
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- Part 1 of Flambert
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21 Nov 2025
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After the bar fight, the 3am tacos, and late night diarrhea, Some parts of the z-team were there for Robert, as he was testing out the new experimental Astral Pulse.
Instead of doing nothing but explode, It sent them somewhere else.
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18 Nov 2025
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First off, for the record, this whole accident happened because of that bitch Invisislut. It was all her fault. Flambae was simply trying to set one of his many discreet, and completely 𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘱𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘣𝘭𝘦, fires to gain a few extra points on the leader board (it wasn't because the store owner cheated him out of twelve bucks, fuck you) when she ruined everything.
So what if he was trying to burn down some shitty store? It wasn't like he was going to kill anyone, but nooooo, Invisigal just had to refuse to do her damn 𝘫𝘰𝘣 and follow Bobberts orders so 𝘩𝘦 had to pick up the slack and get sent to stop some stupid lab from being robbed.
Thus, leading to him getting a life-threatening virus and winding up here. In quarantine, shoulder-to-shoulder with fucking 𝘙𝘰𝘣𝘦𝘳𝘵 𝘙𝘰𝘣𝘦𝘳𝘵𝘴𝘰𝘯 of all people because of course the only other person he'd spread this virus to was that little fucking bitch.
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18 Nov 2025
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Robert Robertson is a man who puts himself in situations where powers would be pretty useful.
But he doesn't have them. What he does have is a mortal body made of breakable bones, cuttable skin, bruisable flesh, and other generally damageable stuff.
Maybe, at some point, he'll realize that he's got his limits. The way things are going, it's likely that the Z-team will identify them all before he does.“Hey Golem,” Invisigal called out. “What were you listening to while you were outside?”
Golem turned away from him to go join up with her, and Robert followed-- or he intended to. Something went wrong when he took a step to the side. He felt his body swaying.
“Woah.” Robert caught himself on the bench, next to Prism.
“Watch it,” said Prism. “The bar fight’s over, boy. Don’t go knocking yourself out now.”
Robert laughed under his breath. “Yeah, that would be stupid, huh.”- Language:
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17 Nov 2025
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Based on a tumblr post about someone pain-swapping Chronic Pain Robert with someone else. It caught my eye. :3
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“I can take much more pain than you ever could, bitch!” Prism raised an eyebrow at Flambae as he stomped up to Robert like a child. “I’ve got fuckin’ powers, I’m naturally stronger, faster, and better than you, Mecha-bitch.”
Robert could feel the heat rolling off of Flambae’s body, drying his skin out where it touched him. He doesn’t quit with his rep as he turned, keeping count in his head as his deadpan expression locked onto the fiery superhuman.
“Wanna bet?” Flambae and Prism both perk up a little, Prism pulling her phone out and typing rapidly. Robert swapped the weight and started working on the other arm, ignoring the way his shoulder protested with a straight face.
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16 Nov 2025
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the walking urgent care thinks you're a dipshit (and heals you anyway) by Anonymous
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
12 Nov 2025
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Look. Look. It's not like Robert kept his mouth shut about the extent of the pain on purpose. He's just used to having to patch himself up alone, Beef's non-judgemental looks and adorable snuffles keeping him company while he powered through another set of stitches.
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15 Nov 2025
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Golem wasn’t fast enough
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A what-if scenario about that one scene in Episode 5 where Robert reveals he is Mecha man.
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13 Nov 2025
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A tired and cold Robert ends up resting against Flambae because he’s warm. Flambae pretends to hate it but also refuses to let anyone move him. The Z-Team teases him about it, but they're also secretly softies for Robert.
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13 Nov 2025