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They were halfway through the information retrieval system when Wels began to get agitated. It started off normal — just occasional pangs of discomfort or fear that Wels was able to push away fairly easily. But the pangs of emotion continued to surge, making Wels’ hands tremble and his thoughts race, it got harder and harder to force the feelings away.
“Are you… feeling alright, Wels?” X eventually asked.
Wels’ face flushed.
“Y-Yeah. I’m fine.”
AKA - Wels' normal day is interrupted by some strange feelings, and things take a turn.
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- Part 9 of Wing Knights AU
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The wave of relief that washed over him when Hels’ home came into sight was probably the best thing he’d felt all week. He staggered up to the door, falling but managing to catch himself on a fence post. He knocked twice, and the door swung open a moment later. Hels stood on the other side, looking him over before scoffing.
“I see you maybe twice a month, and every time I think ‘surely he can’t get any worse,’ and then the next time I see you, you prove me wrong.” He stepped back from the door. “Come on in…”
He stepped inside, Hels locking the door behind him before guiding him to the sofa. Wels grumbled softly but leaned against his side. One of Hels’ wings wrapped around him.
“You can’t go on like this.” Hels said when they had settled.
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- Part 8 of Wing Knights AU
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It seemed to be a universal rule that Bastions had to stink of blood and rot. If Hels hadn’t been desensitized from years of fighting, he would’ve gagged at the smell worsening as he kept moving into the structure. He glanced around every few moments, glad to see the hall mostly empty. His golden boots helped with the normal piglins, but the brutes would see through him immediately. He wasn't particularly worried, but it would be easier if he could get through here without too much of a fight. He pushed past another snarling piglin, moving towards what he hoped was the treasure chamber. While his gear was enchanted to the hilt of his blade, he was after the one thing he didn’t already have: An enchanted golden apple.
AKA - Hels goes treasure hunting and gets in over his head.
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You are my brother, even worlds apart by JustAnotherMutantKid, LillySamson
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
20 Apr 2026
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Ex glanced at the hourglass hanging from its hook. Time was almost up — soon they could go off-shift. Their lunch break had already gone past, giving them a few minutes to shovel some food in their mouth while a younger Guard stood watch at the window. They weren’t sure what they had to eat at home, seeing as older officers weren’t particularly welcomed at the mess hall (especially not Ex), but he was sure he could scrounge up something. The chorus trees around the back of his house produced pretty regularly, so even if they were slightly sick of the fruit’s taste, they could still have something to keep their body functioning at work. The last bits of ground endstone hit the bottom of the hourglass, and Ex shifted, stretching their wings out behind them. They grabbed their stuff and moved to the window, throwing their cloak over one arm. They had no clue why that was part of the officer’s uniform considering Ex’s rank all had wings that would be weighed down by the damn thing, but he’d long since passed the point of asking for things to change. It wasn’t like he couldn’t just take it off to fly, so long as he kept it on him when he was on duty.
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As Wels was tossing bits of scrap and worn-out gear into a recycling crate, a pang of discomfort ran through his wings. …seriously? Hels had just taken care of them less than a week earlier, there was no way they should already be messed up. He’d even started taking them out of the binder during the day so they’d hurt less, why were they already causing problems? He did his best to put it out of his mind, but as they continued to twitch and the discomfort began to shift toward pain, he eventually gave up. He glanced around quickly to ensure no one could see him, and pulled off his shirt and wing binder.
As he stretched out his wings and examined them, he found no reason why they were hurting. Sure, maybe binding them near-constantly wasn’t a great idea, but it’d never caused this much of an issue before. Another bolt of pain shot through them, and Wels remembered something.
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- Part 7 of Wing Knights AU
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A set of related oneshots occurring in the same AU where Hels and Wels have wings. Now featuring: Xisuma and Evil Xisuma!
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A set of unrelated fics (usually oneshots) all taking place in Hermitcraft Season 11.
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A space AU centered around Xisuma, the only human member of the Hermit crew. This series focuses on both slice-of-life and character exploration, along with action and dangerous missions. It also mixes angst, crack, and the occasional bit of fluff to put fun twists on popular sci-fi tropes.
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An AU in which knight Welsknight is sent to kill a dragon, and things take an interesting turn.
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A short series set in an AU'd version of 'anywhere we want' by jumpinginmuddypuddles.
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Hels Beesuma- Vespa, he’s aptly named- is well prepared to remind Evil X of his role as Xisuma’s poorly successful counterpart.
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Really, Xisuma had been doing so well at ignoring his past.
Until Joe somehow ends up in the deep End, cursed by the Void itself and X has to confront his fears and his past and everything else he'd rather not think about ever again to find a way to cure him.
It's fine, though, especially when it turns out that more of his hermits accidentally followed him and are now lost somewhere in the dimension without the necessary gear to breathe.
...Maybe it's not fine.Or: X and some hermits have a not good very bad time in the deep End.
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Have You Tried Turning Your Secret Lair Off and On Again? by Vish514
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
28 Apr 2026
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"Security Audit: Phase One," Tim whispered, his eyes glued to the telescope.
Below, a goon in a purple suit—who looked like he’d been hired specifically for his ability to stand still and look confused—approached the "Secure" keypad at the main loading dock. He punched in a six-digit code.
Tim waited for the final digit, then tapped a copper wire against a capacitor. BEEEEEEP.
Or, 5 of Tim Drake’s various encounters with Rogues during his childhood, and 1 when he’s with his family
This work is the prequel to The Statistical Improbability of Belonging, but you do not need to read that work to understand this one.
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Bookmarked by JustAnotherMutantKid
28 Apr 2026
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“Didn’t know you had a new friend out here.”
“I know.” Beef just smiled obviously, wide enough for his mouth to ache. “He just follows me around like a shadow, you know? He’s quite charming, eh.”
“Quite charming?” Etho turned back towards the darkly clothed man. “More like hypnotizing.”
The taller man just laughed gleefully. “I can tell you’ve been hanging out with Joe too much if you’re making puns out of my name.”
“Hypno…tizing?” Beef repeated, his brain trying to make the connection.
Or, a trio of prodigal hermits go back to their roots. While Etho blends right in with the chaos that blossomed in his absence, Beef and Hypno have a hard time adapting to the changes. However, as old friendships crumble and a new war on the horizon threatens to tear them apart, the two misfits find solace in each other, and maybe, even something more.
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- Part 2 of The Hermitage Chronicles - Main Story
- Part 6 of The Hermitage Chronicles - Full Series
Bookmarked by JustAnotherMutantKid
12 Apr 2026
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In the aftermath of his unsuccessful fight with Welsknight, Helsknight crawls his way back to the Nether, his sanctum and home, equally unsuccessfully. As stubborn as his counterpart, his twin, his clone, he's reluctant to accept help from anyone, especially someone with a steel toe to his bruised ribs.
Against his better judgement, Helsknight lets Evil Xisuma carry him home.
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- Part 1 of a tale of two clones
