Not_Quite_A_Moron
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Starved: 𝓜𝓞𝓡𝓞𝓝𝓘𝓩𝓔𝓓 by Not_Quite_A_Moron
Fandoms: Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types, Sonic.EXE - Astranomiconx
22 Jan 2026
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Desperation breeds innovation, depravity leads to savagery
Care not, tear not the cost of your skin, or you'll begin unravelingOk basically this my own take on Starved since I'm kinda starved (hehe) for content and different takes on this concept since I just find it interesting
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- English
- Words:
- 666
- Chapters:
- 1/?
- Kudos:
- 3
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Roommates: Myths of Multiplying Ape-like Anomalies by Not_Quite_A_Moron
Fandoms: Five Nights at Freddy's, roommates: motha
18 Nov 2025
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Mike’s life has been going well. He's surrounded by his friends, he's got a stable job and house. They're even close to opening the new restaurant.
But even though Jeremy Human's is dead in the dirt, that won't stop impersonators from trying to capitalize on the idea of mascot humanimatronics for a quick buck.
Or... is that really all they're after?
(This is a fan made sequel to Roommates: Memoirs of the Hairless Ape. As such, if you haven't read Roommates: MOTHA, this probably won't make much sense)
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Percy Takes the Train by Not_Quite_A_Moron
Fandoms: Thomas the Tank Engine & Friends, The Railway Series - W. Awdry
09 Nov 2025
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The year is 1946. Percy has been working in the yard for many years now, and has gotten a bit tired of it. When the release of a book about Thomas' old misadventures spreads to the engines, Percy forms a plan to get out of the yard.
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Kris and Noelle ride the ferris wheel. Noelle's internal train of thought is more of an internal trainwreck.
Last minute submission for the summer soulstice 2025 event on the Kriselle server
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While the Fun Gang are playing Tenna's TV-tastic game, Kris decides to sequence break for the hell of it at the cost of their friend's not knowing how to make sense of their relationship and feelings for each other
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Moronic Thomas/The Railway Series Stories by Not_Quite_A_Moron
Fandom The Railway Series - W. Awdry, Thomas the Tank Engine & Friends
09 Nov 2025
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Roommates: Myths of Multiplying Ape-like Anomalies by Not_Quite_A_Moron
Fandom Five Nights at Freddy's, roommates: motha
18 Nov 2025
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- 11,005
- Works:
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Works Based On TGWeaver's FNAF Stuff by Not_Quite_A_Moron
Fandom Five Nights at Freddy's, Roommates: Memoirs of the Hairless Ape, roommates: motha
18 Nov 2025
- Words:
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- Works:
- 6
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The WildeHopps Trash Bin by Not_Quite_A_Moron
Fandom Zootopia (2016), Zootopia (Disney Movies)
15 Apr 2025
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All of my Zootopia stories with WildeHopps in them (which is basically all of them)
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An overarching story about a bunny and their honey bear
As well as their creator who may or may not be a child murderer, but that's neither here nor there.
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- Works:
- 5
- Bookmarks:
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Hopps and Wilde/Wilde and Hopps are in desperate need of some downtime after all the craziness that happened in regards to the reptile case. They finally settle on a movie night at Nick's place, but who can truly relax when they're sitting so close to their definitely-not-a-crush?
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What if, it wasn't Susie who Kris fell with into the first Dark World?
What if, Noelle Holiday was the one who dissapeared by the bunker instead of December all those years ago?
This is the story of two best friends pushing against the waves, against something way bigger than themselves.
Or...
The story of Deltarune, but with Dess replacing Noelle.
[Sequel to One of a Kind; but you don't have to read it in order to read this one.]Series
- Part 2 of A Prophetia Ad Astra
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Basically Ask Goldie Anything, but my AU, and role swapped.
(I do not support GraWolfQuinn or her actions. This is a completely separate take on Ask Goldie Anything.)
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"Do you think," Nick says, bowtie loose around his neck, paws behind his head, eyes contemplating the ceiling of their shared bedroom, "we knew each other in a past life?"
or: Nick and Judy before they were Nick and Judy.
Bookmarked by Not_Quite_A_Moron
24 Apr 2026
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(Post Episode 8)
The world has become destabilized, leaving the players in an empty, disjointed purgatory. The circus is breaking down, becoming increasingly corrupted without the AI to manage it. If something doesn't get done, it's all over, but no one knows what to do.
Pomni thinks she can feel Caine out there somewhere—alone, confused, distressed. Kinger says it may be possible to save him, to save them all—but to do so, one must enter the code, and somehow, against all odds, make their way back out. Pomni will have to go alone, and see a side of Caine that he never wanted anyone to see. But can she get through to him, and does he even want to be found?
(NOTE: This is the NSFW / explicit version! There is a SFW / clean version with "[C]" in the title! Make sure you're reading the version that's right for you!)