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In a moment of weakness, omega Lambert gets caught by slavers and is dragged from auction to auction for months. When he is bought by a Cat for the price of Ten Coppers, he honestly expects the worst. Turns out Aiden is the kindest alpha he has ever met and everything Lambert could have ever wished for. As he slowly learns that it's okay for him to be soft, he falls deeply in love with the other man. Which is good, because Aiden his head over heels for him!
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A very low-drama but big-emotions, feel-good a/b/o fic where Lambert and Aiden just click together and cuddle in almost every chapter. -
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You only catch a glimpse of the man before he ducks away behind the corner of a building, but you recognize him instantly. He's a regular at your work. Always appearing when you're out front, always seeking your attention, smiling just a bit too brightly, talking to you with just a bit too much familiarity in his tone. And now- You weren't imagining things. He was following you. - You make a phone call with shaky hands, half expecting it to not go through, but moments after the third ring, someone picks up on the other end of the line. "Who is this?" You let out a shaky breath and squeeze your eyes together. "John? John, it's me. Can you please come and pick me up? I need your help."
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gender neutral!Reader (no y/n) notices a man following them. Out of options they call the only person they can think of. Even if they haven't talked to him in years. John Price. -
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„Hey, baby, you're feeling all soft and sleepy?“ Vesemir asked. His voice was low and rumbling like it always got when he got the chance to enjoy Lambert in his panties. Yes, he decided as he blinked up at Vesemir through his eyelashes, he could do soft and sleepy tonight. “Yes, Daddy,” he mumbled quietly, “'m very soft.”
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pwp, they're a bit freaky, which is okay because they're SO in love
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Annoyingly Pretty by artistsfuneral for Hailhailsatan
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
08 Feb 2026
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“This is such a terrible idea,” he pants against Geralt’s lips.
The Wolf’s eyes are consumed by need; pupils blown so wide Lambert is barely able to make out the gold of his iris. He never wants Geralt to stop looking at him like that. “You’re right,” Geralt agrees but doesn’t even pretend to move away from him.Series
- Part 25 of short tumblr stories
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Jaskier's hands are bound behind his back but he needs to pee. Geralt helps.
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- Part 24 of short tumblr stories
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short tumblr stories by artistsfuneral
Fandom The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
08 Feb 2026
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just where I will cross post my shorter tumblr stories, so they're easier to find
marked completed, because they're one-shots- Words:
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Spite, Blood & Gore Cleaning Services by artistsfuneral
Fandom Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
31 Mar 2025
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In which GN!Reader owns a Cleaning Company that is known for looking the other way. 🪣🫧🧪
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Lambert Time Travel au by artistsfuneral
Fandom Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
11 Jan 2025
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Lambert falls through a hole in the sky and ends up in the past... in an alternate timeline in the past where everyone he loves is still alive and he can fix things. (He also has an incredible soft spot for children. Watch that man collect little siblings left and right as he goes.)
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🐾🌻🌼 After the siege only eleven wolf witchers are left on the continent. And they are a bunch of puppies. 🌼🌻🐾
If you like cutagens, genderfuckery and big polycules, if you don't mind witcher OCs and want to read a lot of fluff and hurt/comfort, if sloppy puppy kisses and pack feels are your thing, then these stories should be perfect for you! The first part of this series is a multichaptered work that includes all the short tumblr stories that I wrote when I first created this universe, the works that come after that are re-written and completely new ones!
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SCP-141-07
Item #: 141-07
Object Class: Thaumiel
Description: Discovered by SAS Captain [DATA REDACTED], entity 141-07 is a void mass of unknown origin and purpose. The entity is classed 'Thaumiel' due to its ability to destroy, eat, or absorb dangerous objects and entities unable to be otherwise contained with existing Foundation resources.
The entity has accepted the name 'Ghost', and responds favorably to male pronouns, though most appearances of Ghost defy categorical gender designation. Most often a black cat (141-07a), Ghost has formed a companionable relationship with Captain [DATA REDACTED], and his assigned handlers, Sergeants [DATA REDACTED] and [DATA REDACTED].Bookmarked by artistsfuneral
09 Sep 2026
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“It’s good to see you, Johnny,” Simon murmurs against his brow, warm breath coasting across John’s ear, goosebumps leaving a shivering path in its wake.
“Yeah,” John says, allowing Simon to pull him closer, inhaling that familiar scent of spice and tea and Simon. Something he never wants to be without again, something that’s kept him awake for nights on end, because he’s missed him so fucking much. “It’s good to see you too, Lt.”
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01 Sep 2026
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What the fuck.
Soap brings his hand closer to his face, squinting hard. Making his already pounding headache worse. This isn’t real. Has to be a prank. For some reason, Gaz must’ve sneaked in here. Funny guy.
He’s heard—even seen it, once—the stories. It’s rare, but real, or at least an elaborate hoax, spanning countries and hundreds of years.
People brought together, Fate intervening. Everyone is supposed to have one, a red thread leading and binding them to the person they’re supposed to spend their life with, though Soap isn’t sure how true that is. No one falls in love once. But it’s not just for love, as he heard it. Maybe this is that. He’s not in love with Ghost. Wants him, sure, crushing…not something he wants to admit to in the cold light of day, but okay.
It’s not love.
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The 141 are sent on a mission at a beach-side resort, tired and ignoring building tensions. But, try as they might, they won't be ignoring them for long.
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16 Jul 2026
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Evelyn Trevelyan runs a four-hour war table session without cracking. She infiltrates the Iron Bull's quarters, steals his shirt, and falls asleep in his bed like a woman with no survival instincts whatsoever. Bull has notes:
"You don't decide when I touch you tonight. You don't decide where. You don't decide how hard. You just lie there in my shirt and take what I give you."
Bookmarked by artistsfuneral
21 May 2026