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    “How’d you know what to get?”

    “What?”

    “The —” Eddie gestures, vaguely, at the coffee table, at the now-gone Taco Bell, at the plates Buck has already cleaned up. “The food. All of it.”

    Buck shrugs.

    “I just had a feeling.”

    “You always have a feeling.”

    “Lucky guess.”

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    5 times Buck knows exactly what food to get Eddie 

    and the 1 time Eddie knows exactly what to get Buck 

     

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    "The joke had been: Rozanov was so drunk he flirted with me at a party while I was wearing a wig. That story was over. The story now was: me and Rozanov made out at a party and he thought I was a girl."

    Or: at a halloween party, Ilya Rozanov mistakes his rookie rival for a pretty girl named Jane.

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    On the day he moved in, Sieun didn't leave his room until dinner time. When Suho suggested they eat together to get to know each other, Sieun plainly said:

    "Why would we need to get to know each other? Just don't be too loud."

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    Nakamura wasn’t going to take Hirose's friendship for granted. He had decided that for the rest of their high school years, he was going to smile and take all of this heartbreak and repressed emotions into stride and be the best friend Hirose ever had. And by the time high school got over, they’d be on their separate ways.
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    “Nakamura, when we go to college, move in with me!”

    or, what happens when the guy you've been in love for more than 4 years suddenly asks you to become his roommate, just when you were planning to let him go?

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    Ryland doesn't know where he is, what he's doing, or why he's doing it. All he knows is that he's in a universe with no stars and that an organization called the COI found the Hail Mary spinning out into deep space. He knows that Rocky may be injured somewhere, and he knows that the man that currently lays in a hospital bed in front of him should be dead as dirt but has miraculously survived.

    He knows he has been given an ultimatum. Find out what brought Simon back to life or never see Rocky again.

    The task proves more complicated than he thought.

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    The pounding on the door is what jolts Shane awake. Instinctively he tries to jump to his feet and rush to get it, but a heavy weight around his torso and on top of his legs prevents him from moving. As consciousness slowly returns to him, breaking through the haze of his hangover—and possible still-drunken state—he realizes that he is being held by Rozanov.

    “Shane Hollander, open the door, now!”

    “Oh my god, oh my fucking god. Jesus fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fucking hell. That is my fucking mother.”

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    After getting drunk at the 2016 NHL Awards, Shane Hollander wakes up married to Ilya Rozanov

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    Eight years ago an argument with his eldest sibling resulted in Colin walking away from his home.

    Now he is ready to return.

    Can the family he left behind forgive him? What secrets are hidden, and can he turn his BFF into the HEA he so longs for?

    The prologue and epilogues are written in traditional formats, other chapters are written as the conversations he needs to have to rebuild his life.

    Polin Week prompt: Drunken Confessions

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    During a Suibian Temple get-together, Yixuan offers Belle her particularly strong alcohol. Belle downs a shot of it, and that night she has strange, intimate dreams about Yixuan.

    But when Belle awakes, she finds an amused Yixuan at her door asking her about strange texts that Belle has no memory of sending. When Yixuan reveals the contents of the texts, Belle realizes that they're exact scenes from her dreams.

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    It has been over two months since his last encounter with Rozanov and Shane was starting to climb up the walls with stress. The in-between months were always hard, but lately the pitt in his stomach was starting to kill him.

    So now he was standing outside a nightclub, nervous as if it was his first time. He wouldn't hook up with anyone obviously and probably wouldn't dance either, but he could drink enough to maybe find some release for the tension on his shoulders, at least.

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    What if the guy Shane hook up with in a club that one time, was not actually a stranger?

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    It’s Halloween 2009, and the F1 grid is throwing a costume party.

    Lewis and Nico were supposed to go as the Men in Black, until a lost bet with Jenson Button forces Nico into something far more… glittery.

    Things get complicated when Lewis realizes he might like it a little too much.

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    Rejection is everything to Reggie. It's in his name, it's the very nature of his being. He's been well-fed by the messy situationship between Dorian and Keith - but it's all starting to get a little old and tired, and Reggie thinks it's about time he steps in to shake things up. After all, who better to teach someone how to stand up for themselves and say no than someone who's made that his entire identity?

    The flirting? Well, that's just an added bonus and nothing more.

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    [7:22 p.m] Reginald
    Some random guy texted me a dick pic, life’s only going downwards, help


    [7:27 p.m] Bartemius
    oh no you poor soul
    was it at least a good dick?


    [7:28 p.m] Dora the explorer
    Don’t listen to barty, did you tell him to piss off?


    [7:28 p.m] Barty’s wife
    No wait
    Barty is so right
    Share with the class, Black



    [7:29 p.m] Reginald
    I’m not sending you this guy’s dick, you guys are just horny

    or James sends a dick pic to the wrong number.

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    Hannibal AU where Will and Hannibal meet for the first time on a transatlantic flight, and things get deep and sexy. As Will Graham tries to solve a horrific murder in London, his relationship with Hannibal Lecter becomes more and more complicated, and things become darker and more twisted.

    All politicians are completely made up. In real life, always use condoms, folks, and try not to piss off serial killers.

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    shane craves the kind of intensity that his happy, long-term relationship simply cannot provide. ilya lives next door with his boyfriend, and wants shane anyway.

    (or, two couples! one apartment building! and infidelity!)

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    For the first time in his life, Viktor feels stable. He's 21 years old, living in a beautiful apartment with his best friend, a cat named Rio, and has an obscene amount of money even after giving half of his paychecks to charity. Unfortunately he can't help but feel a little empty.

    He's always wanted to have children. Hextech is showing no signs of slowing down, he has a strong support system, his health is better than ever since going to physical therapy. He isn't getting any younger. So why not?

    Why not have a baby?

    This story starts when they meet as teenagers and follows all of the trials and tribulations that they endure over coming years.

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    Megumi Fushiguro had 5 rules for dating:

    1. Don’t bring anyone to your place.

    2. Never hook up with the same person twice.

    3. Definitely do not sleep over or share food together.

    4. Don’t text them if they give you their number.

    5. Never talk about personal things ever.

    If you follow these simple rules, you will never get hurt again.

    OR
    Megumi has a bunch of rules because he doesn't want to get hurt and Yuuji ends up breaking all of them and they eventually fall in love. Probably.

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    No one knows your name, but they know who you are—the mysterious traveling apothecary who often shows up at the right time and the right place. You find yourself unable to break free from the chaotic cycle the Divine has forced you into, causing you to continuously seek the comfort of another, only to be damned when it is not enough.

    Twitter | Playlist

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    Dennis finds himself on an accidental date with a creep. Of all the people to call to bail him out of an awkward situation, for some reason Dr Robby comes to mind.
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    “I don’t need protecting,” Dennis muttered.
    Robby looked over his shoulder at him. “Oh? Then why am I here?” At Dennis’s sour look, he smiled. “Sorry.”
    “No, you’re not,” Dennis scoffed, hiding a smile as he looked down.
    “Well, I’m happy to have you on my bike. I just wish it was under better circumstances.”

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    Marlow: UHHHH
    Connors: GOOD LORD
    Carmichael: WHAT THE HELL CAP?
    Ilya: Oops
    Ilya: Wrong chat
    Ilya: Obviously
    Ilya: You’re welcome though 😏

    Or: A handful of times Shane and Ilya accidentally send sexts to a group chat, +1 time they sext in a group chat on purpose

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    Eddie leans back a little, his arms locked tightly around Buck’s waist. “I said I wanted a hug.”

    “Is this not what we’re doing right now?”

    “'s not a good hug.”

    “It’s not?”

    “Nope. It’s not how I want it, so it’s not a good hug,” Eddie says resolutely, looking at Buck like he should know this.

    “Okay, and how do you want it?”

    “I want you to hold me.” Buck’s heart jumps at the words.

    “I am holding you.”

    “Well, hold me harder,” Eddie demands, his cold nose finding its way into Buck’s neck.

    Buck suppresses a gasp as his arms tighten helplessly around Eddie. He pulls him closer to his body, pressing his nose into soft, messy hair. A happy sigh leaves Eddie’s mouth while he relaxes into Buck’s hold.

    There's a good chance that Buck is dreaming right now but he decides to just enjoy the moment for what it is because he might not get the chance to embrace Eddie like this ever again. It will go back to normal once his best friend is sober again. He's sure of that.

     

    Or, Eddie appears on Buck's doorstep, clingy and clearly drunk, demands cuddles, crawls into Buck's hoodie, and accidentally confesses his love. It changes everything.

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