I_Like_Seals
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Knock-knock jokes are something everyone from Earth is so familiar with anytime someone makes one you groan because you’ve definitely heard it before.
The alien from Mars hasn’t though. Sometimes people forget that.
OR: I write 3 chapters of Zam being an anxious mess over knock-knock jokes but it’s okay because then I fix it in the 4th!
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- Part 2 of 5 times Zam didn’t get the joke + 1 time they were the only one who did
- Part 2 of The Flight !!
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The Narrator:
You’re on a path in the woods. And at the end of that path is a cabin. And in the basement of that cabin is a Traitor.The Narrator:
You’re here to slay her. If you don’t, it will be the end of the world.//
OR: I combine Slay The Princess and Vampires SMP, starring Pyro and Apo as The Hero and The Princess respectively.
(You do not need to know either fandom for this to be an understandable reading experience, however please note that each character you see is two characters combined into one and is not a perfect depiction of either character on their own)
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- Part 1 of Slay the Traitor
- Part 17 of Vampires SMP
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Stupid crack fic about Zam getting pranked with wordplay and her not getting it that actually got kind of sweet
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- Part 1 of The Flight !!
- Part 1 of 5 times Zam didn’t get the joke + 1 time they were the only one who did
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Squiddo kills 4C
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This is a rewrite of a scene. It’s kind of a joke but yeah.
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- Part 3 of Decayed & Decrepit
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Queerplatonic/romantic byler!!
(Mike pining basically lmao)Series
- Part 1 of Stranger Things Fics !!
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5 times Zam didn’t get the joke + 1 time they were the only one who did by I_Like_Seals
Fandom The Flight SMP
10 May 2026
Summary
A lot of jokes rely on things like wordplay. Language barriers makes this… hard.
This struggle isn’t only one sided.
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Slay the Princess x VSMP AU w/
Pyro (The Fledgling) as The Hero
Apo (The Traitor) as The Princess
Scott as The Narrator
Shelby (The voice of the Fledgling) as The voice of the Hero
Pearl (The voice of the Determined) as The voice of the Stubborn
Ren (The voice of the Cursed) as The voice of the Hunted
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Vampires SMP by I_Like_Seals
Fandom Empires SMP, Outsiders SMP, Slay the Princess (Visual Novel), Vampires SMP
09 May 2026
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AU where Mike is trans ftm and it changes some things…
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what it says on the tin lmao
i had a few specific chatfic bits in my head and mushed them all together into one, non-cohesive text lol
set along chapters 1-3 of the Who's Driving fic
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- Part 3 of Who's Driving AU
Bookmarked by I_Like_Seals
15 May 2026
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No stop Owen out of the good of his heart promising Avid if he turns Owen will kill him so he doesn’t have to do harm to anyone )): <3
Ultimately though this fic is mostly fun silly times yayyy!!
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The year is 2006. Abolish Veylocke, a human vampire hunter with over a century of experience, lives in New York City and protects it from wild urban vampires. But at the same time, he also has to face his own demons at last.
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Bookmarked by I_Like_Seals
15 May 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
Abolish but he lowkey depressed and it’s giving me like gifted kid burnout like masking burnout also like a lot of survivors guilt and like he’s been bottling up his emotions for so long and now they’re just… yeahhh
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One week ago now, someone had appeared on Abolish's doorstep. He still had no idea what to do with it, but it'd been staying with him since then, since apparently it had no idea how it'd gotten here and nowhere else to go. According to them, their name was also Abolish, and they had all the same memories as he did - and given how similar they looked to him, he was honestly inclined to believe them.
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yes i named this fic after a song that isn't even out yet. who are you to stop me
Bookmarked by I_Like_Seals
14 May 2026
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This is actually peak peak duo peak dynamic give me more I crave I crave it
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Dies Rationis is an ancient organization that aims to bridge the gap between humans and vampires. They help ones that are willing to work alongside humanity, and destroy ones that threaten it. However, when a young, feral fledgling is recovered by them from a massacre one day, he's given an unlikely chance to change his fate and form a bond he was never given a chance to try before.
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A Vampires SMP AU in which Owen is taken into the organization and becomes their weapon.Series
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Bookmarked by I_Like_Seals
15 Dec 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
Peak ehehe
I love Owen in this!! And Pyro!!
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Sometimes, one has to run from their old life to begin a new one.
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A series of moments from the lives of Louis, Owen and Legundo as they begin a new life together, away from Oakhurst.Sequel to The nights we would've had (if it wasn't for the flames)
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