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    Fe's nasty fills for the Monster Fucker Bingo.

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  1. Rec *

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    Wei Ying is a 911 dispatcher who happens to take a call from a terrified 4 year old named Lan Yuan. This one phone call might just change the trajectory of his life forever.

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    30 Apr 2026

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    Wei Wuxian fell... and landed on a sidewalk 600 years in the future. Right in front of Lan Zhan and Lan Xichen, modern cultivators on their way home from a cultivation conference.

    A surprising amount of historical information has been lost to time - some due to natural destruction, some due to rampant revisionism. In particular, the true identity of the Yiling Laozu has been erased from history, with no sect willing to claim him and everyone eager to hide any ties they once had to him.

    As Wei Ying helps the Lans fill in the missing pieces of history, Lan Zhan knows there are things he’s not telling them. He also knows that it doesn’t matter what those secrets are; nothing will keep him from standing at Wei Ying’s side.

    Eventually, Wei Wuxian has to face the fact that he can’t correct some of history’s most important oversights without coming clean about his identity. Proving to the world that he is who he says he is takes them to Lanling, where they unearth history even he didn’t know about.

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    24 Apr 2026

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    Lan Wangji has spent the past sixteen years and three months slowly rebuilding his life—his own, and his son's.

    He never knew for certain whether Wei Ying was dead or alive. If he was alive, Wangji had absolutely no idea where he was, what he was doing, or what could have made him fake his own death and leave.

    Today, a chance encounter (or is it?) with a rogue cultivator seems likely to lead to answers. The question is, how much more could it lead to?

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    23 Apr 2026

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    “Wei Wuxian, Wei Wuxian, what have you done…” he whispered, imploring himself.

    Wei Wuxian looked down, bewildered at the sight of perky, steadily leaking breasts. He stared with widened eyes as a cloudy liquid dribbled down toward his navel, before pooling at his pelvis and drenching the waistband of his trousers.

    Hesitantly, with wary bony fingers, Wei Wuxian traced the wet path of the milky substance until he reached his pubic area, his heart beating wildly with trepidation at what he ultimately knew he would discover.

    He pressed down where his cock should be but…

    He felt nothing.

    He felt nothing but smoothness.

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    Wei Wuxian has been told several times that trouble finds him without him even trying, but this time the trouble might bring him closer to all the things he’s ever wanted: a family and a place to belong.

    (tl;dr or in which wei wuxian accidentally gives himself tits and a pussy via talisman malfunction and complete chaos ensues)

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    22 Apr 2026

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    Delicious fic. Adore the gender, who cares, I can feed my baby now vibes

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    Less than two weeks before the arranged marriage between Mo Xuanyu and Lan Wangji, Wei Wuxian transmigrates into Mo Xuanyu's body from another universe.

    Lan Wangji had never had any interest in Mo Xuanyu, but had been forced to agree to the marriage when the Jin laid a trap for him.

    His interest in Mo Xuanyu abruptly changes. Too bad Wei Wuxian is trying to run away from Koi Tower (and the upcoming wedding) with all possible haste.

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    19 Apr 2026