CatchTheseHands
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In a world where everyone has at least one Soulmate, of course it would be Techno who has no one. He has none of the signs, no telepathic bond, no name on his wrist, no writing appearing on his skin, no shared pain or... you get the gist. He has nothing. Only the imaginary Soulmate he made up when he was a kid to cope with it all.
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- Part 4 of Catch's Safe For Work Works
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Tag 7 der Bowspam-Woche 2026!
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All my short smut works, each helping me to work on my smut writing skills💪
I can never seem to stick to solely smut, however, and I am cursed to add Plot™ to it whenever I make a sequel. Alas, I cannot stop. (Nor do I want to.) Connected fics do have or get their own series, but if you're here for the smut, this is the place.- Words:
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Vibrations by celestialwarden
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
07 Dec 2021
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Dream, Tommy decided, was a dickhead— and Tommy didn't listen to dickheads anymore. Not after Wilbur and his promises of grandeur, not after Schlatt and his stupid fucking decree, and especially not after Technoblade and his egotistical stories.
So instead of jumping off his tower and watching his brains go splat on the ground by Logstedshire, Tommy let himself fall into the water.
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Tommy runs away during exile and finds a place and people to help him heal. Set over a span of four years.Series
- Part 1 of Vibrations AU
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Bookmarked by CatchTheseHands
25 Jan 2026
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Absolute beauty, I have to keep this
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"You know this is starting to feel really personal."
"Why would this possibly be personal?"
"Because this is the eighth time in three months that you've kidnapped me."
"Oh, so seven kidnappings is impersonal to you?" Dream rolled his eyes, but Tommy caught the tiny glimpse of a grin. "Trust me, Tommy, you are nothing special. You're just… convenient."
"I'm the most special person ever, actually. I feel like you should've got the hint already - the Doctor isn't going to get with you just cause you've started kidnapping his friends more often. I don't know why you're trying so hard all of a sudden, I mean the Doctor said you used to do this once every decade max, and now you're after him every other week."
"My motives are none of your concern. And I don't want to 'get with him'. I want to kill him."
"Oh so that's why you keep playing scissor sisters at him. Sure big D."
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Doctor who fusion where Dream kidnaps Tommy as a bargaining chip. And then continues to kidnap him. Feat: Tommy's abandonment issues, Dream's general issues, complicated relationships, betrayal, accidental wound play, plenty of denial, time stream shenanigans and a lot of rope
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Bookmarked by CatchTheseHands
22 Jul 2026
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I want to keep this forever and ever and ever
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Midnight Strangers by Mitos (SeriouslyCalamitous)
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
21 May 2026
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The man hovering over him leaned back, releasing Grian completely. Cold night air rushed in to fill the void.
“I guess it’s out in the open now,” the stranger hummed. “Shame. I wanted to avoid this.”
With the additional glow occupying the space between them, Grian was finally able to catch features that were lost in the prior darkness. His curiosity outweighed all else, and he drank them in greedily. As soon as he saw who sat across from him, alarms blared in his mind.
This man wasn’t a civilian, wasn’t even a hero.
“Hello, Doctor,” the villain mused. “You were quite the help today.”
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Grian is a vet. After a chance encounter in the dead of night, during which he accidentally saves a villain from the brink of death, he suddenly finds himself entangled in a world beyond anything he could've ever imagined.
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Somethings are better left at home (Why do you never talk to me?) by Lol_fandomlover
Fandoms: Dream SMP
28 Nov 2024
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"It's Warden to you," he snapped, and his grip on his ender pearl tightened. He wasn't Sam when inside these walls, because the Sam before this would never be able to stomach the actions he performed now.
"W-Warden," Dream corrected himself quickly, body swaying as he dragged himself onto unsteady feet. "I, I don't know if the dispenser broke or something, but I haven't had any potatoes for a while. I'm just really hungry now, so I was wondering if you could fix it?"
"It's not broken," Sam scoffed, and turned just enough to see the prisoner's face crumble. Confusion painted his features as he stared, emerald green eyes round and shifted with betrayal.
"Excuse me? What do you mean it's not broken?"
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- Part 6 of Take your time And we'll be just fine
Bookmarked by CatchTheseHands
21 Dec 2025
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Quackity and Schlatt decide to have a kid together. Turns out, Schlatt is a lot more into the idea than Quackity thought he would be.
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Bookmarked by CatchTheseHands
13 Oct 2025
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*shaking violently* *snorts this fic like it's cocaine* oh yeah. That's the stuff