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He can see ghosts, which means he still has family. Still has Shisui, and all the aunts and uncles and cousins and distant relatives he didn’t even know before. Still has mother, her kind smile and her knowledge. Still has father, as well, although Fugaku stays distant most days, wallowing in regrets and things that make the air around him terribly cold.
Sasuke is glad, selfishly, for that small mercy.
He could have lived without the ghost drama, though....
Or: the one where Sasuke can see ghosts, and things aren't as bad as they could be.
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the curse of the anime protagonist by masterdipster
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
26 Oct 2025
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Or; the one where Izuku is blessed with the most heroic quirk in existence.
The problem is, er, being a hero's the last thing he wants to be.
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Kuina is the name given to him, and it’s one she’s happy to take. Her future as a wife, not so much. She vows to break any ties that threaten her freedom, but this Zoro guy won’t leave her alone. Maybe if she throws Wado Ichimonji at him?
A version of Kuina survives, and fate spins on.
(“I’m Zoro,” he tries again, “and I’m going to be the world’s greatest swordsman.”
“Kuina,” she says, and I am going to fly.)
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A Blessing In Disguise by Hokkaido_milk_pudding
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia, 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
06 Aug 2025
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Toji never intended to have so many kids. He had initially thought that once Megumi and Touya were born, then that was it. But he could never seem to resist the winter goddess that is his wife.
As for Himura Rei, she was resigned to marrying Enji at 18. But getting into a quirk mishap after meeting her supposed husband-to-be and ending up in a world with cursed spirits wasn't part of the plan.
But the muscular man with a scar on his lip turned out to be a blessing in disguise.
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- Part 1 of A Blessing In Disguise Universe
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A shinobi must not value himself but rather adhere to his village's ideals. A shinobi must always put the mission first. A shinobi must never show any weakness. The jinchuuriki are tied down by a long list of both written and unwritten rules of things that they aren't supposed to do. Playing Peek-a-Boo with the vessel of the Kyuubi is probably at the top of that list.
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- Part 1 of Through Your Door
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The Cat Guardian: Licorice Stick by I_Am_A_Silver_Lining
Fandoms: Iron Man (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, What If...? (TV 2021)
21 Mar 2025
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Summary: Kore wakes up. She’s a cat now. A big, fluffy cat with no idea how it happened or why. She thought things were crazy with just that, but then she meets a familiar face under a different name and things get even crazier.
OR!
In which a modern-girl falls into the Marvel Universe and is shifted into a cat. Bumps into Tony Stark and decided to follow him home because he's a magnet for trouble and she had a bleeding heart and a low-key-hero-worship-hard-on for Iron Man.
Some mythological/magical bullshit happens later, but Marvel was already full of that before she got there, totally not her fault.
(not abandoned! Just working on multiple fics at once)Series
- Part 1 of The Cat Guardians
- Part 1 of Kore's otherworldly Shenanigans
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so says the maiden by starlightmeissa
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
18 Feb 2025
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(formerly known as biggering)
House Mooton is an old and respected house founded before the time of Petty Kings and forever residing in their city, Maidenpool.
Eleanor Mooton inherits the Ladyship of House Mooton after the second brother of two months dies in a hunting accident in the middle of Robert’s Rebellion. She is quite put upon about this.
(alternatively: local reincarnation unfortunately becomes important due to the universe's own fuckery. she should've ran to essos the second she realized where she was.)
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- Part 1 of wisdom and strength
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Haruno Sakura would never be normal.
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CURRENTLY BEING REWRITTEN, PLEASE FIND IT IN the many shades of sakura SERIES <333Series
- Part 1 of fics so raw they're still breathing
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Chick Magnet (No, not that kind of chick) by Salt00
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
04 Jun 2024
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Claude attracts a very specific kind of crowd.
Claude wouldn't call himself an animal lover. He likes animals, sure. Only a monster could look at a kitten or puppy and not feel something. He's human, just like everyone else. Animals, on the other hand, seem to unanimously love him. They sense his carefully hidden soft heart, he's sure of it. It's the only explanation. They capitalize on his weakness and extort him for all he's worth. He folds like a house of cards every time a kitten so much as looks at him. Behind closed doors, he doesn't mind too much. Maybe he even goes so far as to enjoy the companionship. But he's aware no one will take him seriously if his little weakness comes to light. It's his greatest (mundane) secret.
Unfortunately, he doesn't have enough blackmail material to silence the entirety of the Golden Deer when they find out.
Aka Disney Princess!Claude
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young & beautiful by thepanofyourkitchen
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
24 Mar 2024
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Dabi doesn't expect to be hit with a time travel quirk of all things, but with his shitty luck, he probably should have. Now faced with reality so similar yet so different from what he remembers, he has to decide what kind of future he really wants both for himself and his family. Can he save them this time? Or is being a villain the only path for him? Why is his boyfriend's younger self so damn adorable? And, maybe most importantly, does Endeavor really need to be a total asshole in every fucking universe?
(or 'Dabi accidentaly becomes a time traveler and is awful at it' fic no one asked for, but everyone needed)
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- Part 1 of dabi's time travel shenanigans
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Cauldron Cooking and Pizza by Obscura_of_the_House_of_Moon_and_Star
Fandoms: Parahumans Series - Wildbow
01 Mar 2024
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What would you do, if you ran a multidimensional conspiracy that manufactured powers, traded in the darkest and most secretive of favours, and had a history of deeply unethical human experimentation and some of the most powerful parahumans in existence as members?
The answer probably isn't "go into the pizza delivery business", but what if it was?
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“Blessed Spirit, we thank you for the gift of this child’s life. We are forever in your debt.” The whole village is kneeling now, even the tiniest toddlers flopped down on their stomachs doing their best approximation of a bow. “Please, won’t you give us a name to call you? We would like to properly express our gratitude.”
Oh.
Well shit.
(Where Zuko saves a little Earth Kingdom girl from drowning, the villagers think he's a Spirit, build him a shrine, and long story short, a fake story about the Blue Spirit who dances with dragons suddenly becomes very real.)
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He wakes up in a horse-drawn cart to see a scruffy man, with shaggy blond hair, bound and sitting in front of him. He knows exactly how this story goes.
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I was Transmigrated as a Sword by lala_the_lesser, misminor, Qwerty224
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 転生したら剣でした - 棚架ユウ | Tensei Shitara Ken Deshita | Reincarnated as a Sword - Tanaka Yuu
28 Oct 2023
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Shen Yuan wakes up in the middle of nowhere as a sword due to a system error.
What the hell is he supposed to do with himself now?
No knowledge of ‘I was reincarnated as a sword’ required to read.
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- Part 1 of I was Transmigrated as a Sword
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one spot, two spot, red spot, wrong spot by mystyrust
Fandoms: Miraculous Ladybug, Batman - All Media Types
18 Aug 2023
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my plan is to find out the identity of hawkmoth and gift wrap it for ladybug
Tim’s investigation into the identity of Hawkmoth lands in the wrong spot -- and a punch in the face from Ladybug.
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- Part 1 of the domino effect
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To Zuko's great relief, his new family were not part of a cult. Instead they seemed to be rather normal; they were well-mannered, cultured, fire-breathing people who were very assured of their own superiority, and had a family history of insanity.
Zuko had never felt more at home.
AU Zuko-is-Itachi.
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Follow Sasuke Uchiha, (official) progenitor of the Official Uchiha Hn's in his journey of wading through genocide-sanctioning village leaders and will of fire extremists with his self-proclaimed best friend, Uzumaki Naruto, and pink-haired friend-to-translator, Haruno Sakura.
Oh, and there's a government spy of a sensei who he will avoid at all costs.
This Konoha's a cult. Don't fall for it
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SI reincarnates as Sasuke, can't speak Japanese to save his life, and rolls with "Hn's."
(Non-chronological dabbles. very much focused on friendships because I needed more show-don't-tell when it came to bonds in canon)
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Swift Hooves, Midnight Feathers, Golden Fur by Salt00
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
24 Apr 2023
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Hooves and antlers, wings and talons, or a lion's mane and tail. They've come back changed, and they clutch each other closer for the sake of it.
There are so many adjustments to be made in daily life, and they only have a year to prepare for the Empire's march on Garrag Mach. Edelgard knows the task is daunting, but with Dimitri and Claude by her side, she'll be ready.
Dimitri finally knows the perpetrators of the Tragedy of Duscur. His ghosts claw at him to take action, but his protective instincts tell him that Claude and El are more important. For them, he'll wait.
The night is too cold alone, so it's good that Claude has a big bed. For Edelgard and Dimitri, he'll share.
(Second part of Broken Antlers, Clipped Wings, Shattered Fangs)
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There are some things a seven-year-old psyche is not ready to endure. An S-ranked torture technique preformed by a traumatized thirteen-year-old is one of those things. Sasuke doesn’t enjoy hallucinating memories of his murdered family day in and day out, but he’s learned to be philosophical about such things. It’s everything else that’s the problem, really.
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- Part 2 of Set in Naruto-verse
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The Minato-sensei beams at him, and replies, “Kakashi! I’m glad you’re awake,” and, yup, that’s Minato-sensei’s voice.
Kakashi falls back down against the bed, closing his eyes. It’s too short of a way down, and he clenches hands that are too tiny and feeble and not his in dog-print sheets he hasn’t owned for decades.Series
- Part 1 of EttWverse